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Gn2Dlnd
11-04-2006, 08:41 PM
I'm feeling a bit haggard, maybe I'll get a massage.
wendybeth
11-04-2006, 10:49 PM
Don't forget to purchase some meth! Lots of people buy and then throw away meth, you know. Especially during massages.
tracilicious
11-04-2006, 11:54 PM
Can you get me one too?
Gn2Dlnd
11-05-2006, 12:32 AM
Don't forget to purchase some meth! Lots of people buy and then throw away meth, you know. Especially during massages.

Well, really. Who wants to keep that stuff around? Think of the temptation.

Can you get me one too?

Oh, it's so much better to procure your own "service provider." Just google "haggard" and "massage."

Say hallelujah!
Scrooge McSam
11-05-2006, 12:56 AM
Tell 'em Art sent ya!
wendybeth
11-05-2006, 01:21 AM
Oh, poor Art! Some mean church people are saying he's guilty of "sexually immoral conduct". :(


Wicked, bad, naughty Art! I'd feel sorry for him if he wasn't a lying sonofamofo.
Gn2Dlnd
11-05-2006, 03:39 AM
I don't know art, but I know what I like.
Not Afraid
11-06-2006, 12:35 PM
You guys are beutiful!
Gemini Cricket
11-06-2006, 12:50 PM
And if you want to see more of Haggard's acting, tune into the film "Jesus Camp". Apparently, he's preaching to kids there about the sinfulness of homosexuality. Who knew he was speaking from experience? :D Click (http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/movies/1402AP_Film_Ted_Haggard.html)
The Rev. Ted Haggard has been fired amid allegations of gay sex and drug use, but the evangelical leader can still be seen at the height of his powers - preaching to thousands and condemning homosexuality - in the documentary "Jesus Camp." I love the title of this article:
"Fired Evangelist Slams Gays in New Movie"
:D
SacTown Chronic
11-06-2006, 01:28 PM
This is what happens when hatred is passed on and passed on. This man was taught that his secret inner-self was dirty and sinful.


Preaching out against yourself....how's that taste? It's all so sad.
innerSpaceman
11-06-2006, 10:13 PM
I love the statement he issued where he somehow accepts responsibility for his transgressions ... after he's been outed by someone else! And where he admits to being a liar and a deceiver, but holds that his true sins are the gayness and the drug abuse ... with the lying and deceiving (and, may I add, the vile hypocricy of the lowest order) taking a back seat in the sinmobile.
Not Afraid
11-06-2006, 10:19 PM
We punish sins based on a multi-layer of judgement, but I was always taught that, to God, all sins are equal.
CoasterMatt
11-06-2006, 10:23 PM
I was always taught, Judge Not, Lest Ye Be Judged
Bornieo: Fully Loaded
11-06-2006, 11:04 PM
Well, at least no Alter-boys were mollested....
NirvanaMan
11-06-2006, 11:27 PM
I was always taught, Judge Not, Lest Ye Be Judged

Metallica rocks!
CoasterMatt
11-06-2006, 11:35 PM
Metallica rocks!
They were good bosses, too :)
Moonliner
11-07-2006, 06:04 AM
I don't know...

I don't do meth, or even just purchase it for disposal
I don't do guy on guy message or other stuff
I don't send explicit emails to minors
I don't sleep around on my wife
I don't take bribes to do my job (except for small amounts of chocolate)
I don't abuse minors in my care

I guess I'll never reach a position of power in this country.
Gemini Cricket
11-07-2006, 09:57 AM
I don't do guy on guy message or other stuff
I do. On Yahoo IM all the time.
:D
Moonliner
11-07-2006, 10:00 AM
I do. On Yahoo IM all the time.
:D

We all know you are destined for greatness my friend.






While I'm stuck down here wishing for a context sensitive spell checker....
Bornieo: Fully Loaded
11-07-2006, 10:55 AM
Well, at least no Alter-boys were mollested....
Aww PEOPLE! This was gold! No one laughed? No mojo? :eek:
Ghoulish Delight
11-07-2006, 10:57 AM
Aww PEOPLE! This was gold! No one laughed? No mojo? :eek: I tried to give you mojo, but I was too busy shooting up meth while being molested by an altar boy.
Bornieo: Fully Loaded
11-07-2006, 11:00 AM
I tried to give you mojo, but I was too busy shooting up meth while being molested by an altar boy.

But I thought you preached against that! You lied to me! :p
Not Afraid
11-07-2006, 11:08 AM
I was too busy making meth with my cold meds to mojo you.
SzczerbiakManiac
11-10-2006, 03:28 PM
The delightful Betty Bowers has some great comments about Rev. Haggard (http://www.bettybowers.com/nl_nov2006.html). Please read the full article, but here are some of my favorite quotes:

"Reverend Haggard is a vociferous spokesperson against gay marriage and, until yesterday, his wife probably had no idea she was actually in one."

"...it must take enormous willpower for a meth-crazed sodomite to remove a penis from his mouth long enough to denounce homosexuality."

"It's become almost an axiom of American unctuousness that the more preening the public scold, the more inevitable the public scald."

"Paul Crouch (http://www.rickross.com/reference/tbn/tbn19.html) had to pay off his gay lover. (Mr. Crouch, appears to have been forgiven, if only because even those most strongly against homosexuality understand the urge to look for sexual outlets that don't involve Jan Crouch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S2kKbRIwLo) being naked.)"