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BarTopDancer
11-17-2006, 03:07 PM
01. Talk about a huge breast!
02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
03. It's Cool Whip time!
04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
05. That's one terrific spread!
06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

Cadaverous Pallor
11-17-2006, 05:45 PM
I say these things every day. ;)

CoasterMatt
11-17-2006, 07:58 PM
It's Reddi Wip time all the time!

BarTopDancer
11-17-2006, 11:59 PM
I say these things every day. ;)

Ya, I got distracted before I finished my title.

Thanksgiving is the only day of the year they can't automatically be construed as dirty. Unless it's one of us saying them of course.

Kevy Baby
11-18-2006, 11:40 AM
Thanksgiving is the only day of the year they can't automatically be construed as dirty. Unless it's one of us saying them of course.Yes: we just KNOW it is meant as dirty then