You guys are silly...

[FEJ]

...that is all...

[blueerica]

Pffft... you were silly first!

[Ghoulish Delight]

I do not!

[BarTopDancer]

I know you are but what am I?

[lashbear]

If you lose pressure the antenna may bend.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Silly like a fox.

[Not Afraid]

Sily Old Bear.

[Gemini Cricket]

Where am I?

[CoasterMatt]

It was the one armed man!

[lizziebith]

yllis!

[Babette]

Nuht uh! You ahhh!

[Dexter]

Who am I? Oh wait, is this thing on?

[JWBear]

Sily Old Bear.

Who ya callin' old?!?!

[Kevy Baby]

Splort

[Ruthie]

Yeah . . . so? :p ;)

[wendybeth]

...that is all...

You're just now figuring this out?;):p

[RStar]

...that is all...

This is a test. This is only a test. Had this been a real post, you would have been told where to tune for official information. This is only a test.

This has been an announcment of the LoT Brodcasting System.

Thank you.

[tracilicious]

Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color?

[blueerica]

I like the color of silver, for it is most like silly... okay.. only the first three letters.

[lashbear]

Who ya callin' old?!?!

Me, I think.... I am, after all, 41 ! :eek:

[~MS~]

Me, I think.... I am, after all, 41 ! :eek:



That's not OLD, that's prime ;)!

[Snowflake]

What me silly?

[Nephythys]

I like the color of silver, for it is most like silly... okay.. only the first three letters.

My favorite color is clear

[Brigitte]

If it weren't for being silly, how could I do my job day in, day out? :)

[mousepod]

I refuse to post in this thread.

oops

[tracilicious]

I refuse to even read this thread, much less post.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Stop! This is getting too silly!

[DreadPirateRoberts]

FEJ is right.

[Nephythys]

Stop! This is getting too silly!

no such thing

[wendybeth]

Stop! This is getting too silly!

http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/compdiff/colonel.jpg




(sorry-couldn't resist)

[Strangler Lewis]

Seeing this picture lightened my morning immeasurably.

[Not Afraid]

Seeing this picture lightened my morning immeasurably.

Funny. It made me groan.

[RStar]

And now for something completely different.........

[JWBear]

Always look on the bright side of life!

[Moonliner]

Hey, when did all of you guys sign up over here.... Ohh wait. Never mind. This is the LOT. My bad.

[Tramspotter]

MickeyMouse: Your Honor, I didn't say I wanted a divorce because I thought Miny was silly, I want one because she is Fvcking Goofy!

[Ruthie]

And now for something completely different.........


Just thought I would throw this out . . . I LOVE your avatar, RStar! :D

signed, Mrs Ruthie Depp ;)

[Ruthie]

That's not OLD, that's prime ;)!


. . . as opposed to me, who is vintage. :eek:

[~MS~]

. . . as opposed to me, who is vintage. :eek:



AHHHHH but there is such a perk to being vintage my dear!

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Knock Knock...

[Ruthie]

AHHHHH but there is such a perk to being vintage my dear!

Of course there is, Silly Old Woman! LOL!

(I know this woman and I am allowed to harass her . . . from afar! heehee ;) )

[Dexter]

Knock Knock...

Who's der?

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Who's der?

Knock, Knock...

[RStar]

Knock, Knock...

Knock, Knock who??

[Kevy Baby]

Am not!

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Knock, Knock who??

Knock, Knock...

[BarTopDancer]

Knock Knock...

Who's der?

Knock, Knock...

Knock, Knock who??

Knock, Knock...

Would someone answer the damn door? :evil:

[Kevy Baby]

No

[CoasterMatt]

There is no door...

[Kevy Baby]

Boing...

[Kevy Baby]

...boing...

[Kevy Baby]

...boing ...

[Kevy Baby]

... boing...

[Kevy Baby]

... boing ...

[CoasterMatt]

Kilroy Was Here

[Kevy Baby]

....boing....

[Kevy Baby]

....boing...

[Kevy Baby]

...boing....

[Kevy Baby]

.....boing....

[Kevy Baby]

....boing.....

[CoasterMatt]

BLAMMO!!

[Kevy Baby]

Splat

[BarTopDancer]

There is no door...

There are no canoes

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Knock, Knock

[CoasterMatt]

TOY ROBOT!! AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! (jumps through nearby window)

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

KNock, knock...

[CoasterMatt]

Who's there?

[Babette]

la la la la la

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

KNock, knock..

[CoasterMatt]

Knock Knock Who?

[CoasterMatt]

What KNOCKERS!!!

[Moonliner]

Knock Knock Who?

Dolly Parton.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

KNock Knock..

[CoasterMatt]

Who's there?

[CoasterMatt]

This is not a drill - drills go Black-and-Decker-Black-and-Decker-Black-and-Decker...

[BarTopDancer]

I want to skip around my house singing connect the dots, la la la la la connect the dots, la la la la la connect the dots, la la la la la connect the dots, la la la la la connect the dots, la la la la la

Thanks to Babette

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Knock Knock..

[Dexter]

Had this been an actually emergency, it would have been followed by....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H

[BarTopDancer]

Excuse me while I go insane now.

[Kevy Baby]

Go?!?

I thought you were already there. :p

[Not Afraid]

Excuse me while I kiss this guy. (sorry Jimmy)

[Babette]

squish, squish, squish, squish



elephant wearing wet sneakers

[Strangler Lewis]

I really don't understand anything that's happened here since Graham Chapman.

[Gemini Cricket]

Ooh ee ooh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang.

[wendybeth]

I really don't understand anything that's happened here since Graham Chapman.
Sad, isn't it?


:D

[Gemini Cricket]

Chang chang changity chang shoo bop
That's the way it should beeeee
Wahoo
Yeah!

[Prudence]

Gliddy glub gloopy
Nibby nabby noopy
La la la lo lo

[Gemini Cricket]

Munnah munnah.*




*That one's for Not Afraid. She LOVES that song.
:D

[CoasterMatt]

Eep Opp Ork Ah-Ah!

[JWBear]

<Backing slowly out of the topic, and shutting the door very quietly....>

[Gn2Dlnd]

A wop bop a lu bop a lop bam boom

[Gn2Dlnd]

Tutti Frutti!

[Gemini Cricket]

Shang-a-lang hear the strum and drang in the air...
Yeah yeah yeah

[~MS~]

A TRUE SOUTHERN LADY................

A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."

He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''

She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumbass Yankee."

[Gemini Cricket]

Q: Why don't Southern ladies like orgies?
A: Ugh, writing all those thank you letters afterwards...

[Gn2Dlnd]

Yankee Dum-dum.

[Dexter]

Hello Dum-Dum, you bring gum-gum

[Kevy Baby]

Ninety-nine thunk
Ninety-nine thunk
Ninety-nine thunk


A centipede with a wooden leg

[CoasterMatt]

I think my mind is leaving me in it's own wake...

[Gn2Dlnd]

Nevermind, I'm weaving my own lake...

[wendybeth]

Louie Louie, oh no
Me gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Louie Louie, oh baby
Me gotta go*




(*Preferably sang whilst in a drunken stupor. Goes over really well at frat parties.)

[Gn2Dlnd]

Goes over really well at frat parties.


As do I.

[lashbear]

A TRUE SOUTHERN LADY................

A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."

He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''

She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumbass Yankee."

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEhehehehehehehehehehehehehehe :D :snap:

[lashbear]

I wanted a sweater this christmas...... but I got a Moaner and a Screamer instead.

:p

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Knock Knock..

[Dexter]

Knock Knock..

That's it, I'm strippin off my clothes and answering the door........

[CoasterMatt]

There's a monster in my pants and it does a dirty dance...

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Knock Knock

[Ghoulish Delight]

There's a monster in my pants and it does a dirty dance...
Shut the window, bolt the door, don't wanna see that monster no more.

[BarTopDancer]

There's a place in France where the nakeed ladies dance

[CoasterMatt]

I was just hit in the head with a SpongeBob Squarepants mallet- wielded by a guy who looked JUST LIKE Rip Taylor!!!

[Gn2Dlnd]

With or without wig?

[CoasterMatt]

This is the song that never ends.
It goes on and on my friends.
Someone started singing it not knowing what it was,
and they'll continue singing it forever just because,

[Ghoulish Delight]

If you take a moment to look out the driver's side window, you will see absolutely nothing.

[CoasterMatt]

The building is popping and cracking - I don't think it's supposed to be popping and cracking... :eek:

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

There's a place in France where the nakeed ladies dance

There's a place called "Ru" where the ladies go Poo-poo...

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Knock, Knock

[Dexter]

I was told there'd be multiple orgasims in this thread, I'm waiting......

[CoasterMatt]

I'm wiping... there, all done. :evil:

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Knock Knock

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Ok damnit!

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Orange
Orange Who?
orange you glad I didn't say Knock Knock.

Thanks for all who didn't participate. :P

[Ghoulish Delight]

Silly? I got your silly right here (http://www.linerider.com/).

[Gemini Cricket]

Silly? I got your silly right here (http://www.linerider.com/).
lol! :D
Stupid sled boy.
Love it.

[Ghoulish Delight]

lol! :D
Stupid sled boy.
Love it.
Yesterday I managed to get him to complete a loop, land (after 2 flips) and continue.

[lashbear]

Silly? I got your silly right here (http://www.linerider.com/).

Damn you !! Now I'm addicted. :blush:



Hmm.. silly.. ah! Flurgen shmurgen, Moort moort moort !

[Gn2Dlnd]

Knick knack!

[blueerica]

Paddy whack

[katiesue]

give a dog a bone

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

This old whore came rollin' home..

[JWBear]

Damn you !! Now I'm addicted. :blush:



Hmm.. silly.. ah! Flurgen shmurgen, Moort moort moort !

It is adictive, isn't it.

[Ruthie]

This old man came rolling home . . .


I think I might have killed the poor little sledding boy too :eek: ;)

[Ruthie]

This old whore came rollin' home..


opps . . .I am too slow - yours was MUCH sillier! :D

[BarTopDancer]

Shave and a hair cut......

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Two BITSSS!!

[CoasterMatt]

RUBBER BISCUIT!!!!!

[lashbear]

Shave and a hair cut......

$15.00....... $49.95 if you're a Woman

[lashbear]

Rubber Dickie, you're the one,
you make bed-time lots of fun,
Rubber Dickie I'm awfully fond of yooooou, Poo poo, dee doo.

Rubber Dickie, joy of joys,
Switch you on and you make noise,
Ribber Dickie you're my very best friend it's truuuuuue.

Every night as I
stumble right to the boudoir,
I see a lil' cousin who's
cute and buzzin' and Woo-hah!! (Buzz-A-Buzz-Buzzy)

Rubber Dickie, you're divine,
I'm so lucky that you're mine,
Rubber Dickie I'm awfully taken,
When I use you my bed is a shakin'
Rubber Dickie I'm awfully foooooooooond,
of you.

....With apologies to Jim Henson and Ernie.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Wow, that sounded just like Ernie. Good job LB.

[CoasterMatt]

Damn you Lashbear, I want back my childhood! ;)

[Nephythys]

Ok- so the chicken and the egg are in bed.....the chicken is happily kickin back, light'n up and relaxed- the egg glares, rolls over huffily and says- "well, I guess that answers THAT question!"


ba dum dum.....

[Ruthie]

Ok- so the chicken and the egg are in bed.....the chicken is happily kickin back, light'n up and relaxed- the egg glares, rolls over huffily and says- "well, I guess that answers THAT question!"


ba dum dum.....


LOL!!! took me a second but HAHAHA! :D

[Kevy Baby]

z

[RStar]

Shave and a hair cut......

And a bikini wax.....


:eek:

[RStar]

Say this five times fast.


"The skunk thought that the stump stunk.

The stump thought that the skunk stunk."

[CoasterMatt]

this this this this this

[RStar]

zAnd X and Y too!

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Hattie told Maddie
'bout a brand new dance
get out on the dance floor
and take off your pants
WOOLY BULLY!!!

[Babette]

There's a place in France where the nakeed ladies danceThere's a hole in the wall where the men can see it all!

Ok damnit!

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Orange
Orange Who?
orange you glad I didn't say Knock Knock.

Thanks for all who didn't participate. :P

Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Orange
Orange Who?
orange you glad I didn't say banana.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Yeah, everyones a critic. :P

[RStar]

this this this this this

And everyone's a comedian.....

;)

[~MS~]

but not all are good at it RStar....

[Dexter]

I heard this thread has a loop


Knock knock

[lashbear]

whos there?

[CoasterMatt]

With the proper restraints, you can go upside down at any speed!

[lashbear]

When you're a musician, if you have the right key you can play in any flat !

[~MS~]

When you're a musician, if you have the right key you can play in any flat !



but isn't dragging that baby grand behind ya a bit of a give away?

[RStar]

but not all are good at it RStar....

But, at least anyone that tries are cool in my book. It's the ones who try to be serious all the time that ruin my day!

[CoasterMatt]

These aren't the testicles you're looking for...

[~MS~]

But, at least anyone that tries are cool in my book. It's the ones who try to be serious all the time that ruin my day!

Excellent point!

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Knock Knock!

[CoasterMatt]

Who's there?

[RStar]

Knock Knock!

Broken Record!

;)

[lashbear]

Broken record who ?

[Kevy Baby]

Broken record who ?Broken record glad I didn't say e pluribus unum?

[Kevy Baby]

http://home.mindspring.com/~kevin_elder/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/bouncingmickey.gif

http://home.mindspring.com/~kevin_elder/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/blah.gif

[Kevy Baby]

Silly is as silly does

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Knock, Knock...

[Gemini Cricket]

Who's there?

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Atch!

[Gemini Cricket]

Atch who?

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Bless you...!

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Type "silly" into a google image search and you get...
http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2005/12/im-feeling-silly.html
http://www.univie.ac.at/cga/art/walk/ministry-of-silly-walks-4.jpg
http://www.superbad.com/1/silly/silly.html
http://pedram.redhive.com/__imagery/pics/silly_mummified.jpg
http://blogs.ipswitch.com/archives/silly%20invention.jpg

[CoasterMatt]

I like the Mummy Dog picture :)

[Kevy Baby]

My brain's full. Can I be excused?

[RStar]

My brain's full. Can I be excused?

Theres no excuse for silliness. It just is.......

[parkfreak]

Eep Opp Ork Ah-Ah!

Eep Opp Ork means I love you! :cheers:

[BarTopDancer]

Miss Susie had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell
Miss Susie went to heaven
The steamboat went to
Hello operator
Please give me #9
and if you disconnect me
I'll kick you from
behind the fridgerator
There laid a piece of glass
Miss Susie sat upon it
And broke her little
Ask me no more questions
Tell me no more lies
The boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their
flies are in the park
Miss Susie and the principal were Kissing in the
D A R K
D A R K
D A R K
DARK DARK DARK

[FEJ]

I was right :D

Experiment over :P

[Not Afraid]

It's not over until Fej becomes a REAL poopyhead.

[Not Afraid]

Hmmmm, can I still post in a locked thread?

[Not Afraid]

I sure can!

[Not Afraid]

WHEEEEE!

[€uroMeinke]

I think perhaps Fej may be premature in declaring an end to his experiment

[Not Afraid]

Me too.


Of course, we could just unlock the thread.

[wendybeth]

Hmmmm....Typical. Guys never know how to close anything,;)

[FEJ]

While my part of the experiment is over, it is still running as I predicted :D

[Ghoulish Delight]

I do not!