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lashbear
01-25-2007, 05:07 PM
Today (Friday 26th Jan) is Australia Day (http://www.australiaday.gov.au/pages/index.asp).

YAY FOR AUS !!

http://gallery.legendofzelda.com/albums/userpics/10004/thumb_boomerang.gif http://www3.visitvictoria.com/content/2005/Feb/Koala_PI_50x50.jpg http://www.travexnet.com/airlines/logo/Qantas%20Airways.gif http://www.bravo.ca/television/images/feature/dame_edna.jpg http://www.uni-heidelberg.de/images/AIcons/desc/bw-48/kangaroo.gif http://www.procon.com.au/images/Au-Flag.GIF

But sadly...

http://users.tpg.com.au/adslgroh/pics/USowned.jpg Owned by USA company KRAFT. :(

...and I don't know why - you guys don't even like it !!

JWBear
01-25-2007, 05:41 PM
Happy Australia Day!!!!!

LSPoorEeyorick
01-25-2007, 05:42 PM
Wait, Kraft owns Vegemite?

I am so confused. And kind of grossed out.

Happy Australia Day!

Ghoulish Delight
01-25-2007, 05:45 PM
I will continue to honor Australia the same way I do every day...by not watching Crocodile Dundee.

Alex
01-25-2007, 05:49 PM
I honor you by assuming that you all (regardless of gender) look and behave like Jacko.

http://mustbetv.net/1987energizerjacko.jpg

Stan4dSteph
01-25-2007, 06:23 PM
My nephew loves Marmite, but he's a wee Kiwi.

Aussie Aussie Aussie!

€uroMeinke
01-25-2007, 06:51 PM
I shall stand on my head in honor of the occasion

Moonliner
01-25-2007, 06:54 PM
Aussie Aussie Aussie!!!


I'm raising an extra large frosty mug of Adam's Ale in your honor. Acid!

UvaGirl
01-25-2007, 07:43 PM
Happy Australia Day, neighbour!:cheers:

RStar
01-25-2007, 08:53 PM
I'd wish you a Happy Aussie day, but by the time I write this it's tomorrow already!

So happy belated to our friends down under!!

Not Afraid
01-25-2007, 09:00 PM
Happy Day After Aussie Day!

Alex
01-25-2007, 09:03 PM
I made the toilet flush in the opposite direction.

CoasterMatt
01-25-2007, 09:22 PM
I spent the day crying over pics of my friend and I at Coogee Beach.

sleepyjeff
01-25-2007, 09:34 PM
Happy Australia Day!!!

Reminds me of the time I got reprimanded by my HS Geography teacher.....it was the first day of class and he gave us a test on the US States and Capitols.....except he didn't say US

I turned in a paper that had both West Germany, and Australian States and Capitols((I got them all right too)). The teacher thought I was being a wise acre and told me I had 15 minutes left to write down the US States/caps if I didn't want a 0...........so I turned the paper over to display 50 States with their respective capitols:D


Maybe I was a wise acre;)

Kevy Baby
01-25-2007, 10:45 PM
Oh happy (Aussie) day!

So what does the day signify?

cirquelover
01-25-2007, 10:52 PM
Happy (late) Aussie Day!

Now I'm going to have to go dig out my pics of Australia. I miss the meat pies and sausage rolls. The beaches were wonderful too!

blueerica
01-25-2007, 11:27 PM
Happy belated, but not for me, Aussie Day!

wendybeth
01-26-2007, 12:56 AM
Oh happy (Aussie) day!

So what does the day signify?

That they're Australians, silly!

(Happy Aussie Day, Lash!)

lashbear
01-26-2007, 06:27 AM
There's a link (http://www.australiaday.gov.au/pages/index.asp)in the original post that takes you to the official Government page, but if you aso want the Non-Propaganda side of things ("invasion day" anyone?) check out the wiki entry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia_Day).

Jughead P. Jones
01-26-2007, 07:37 AM
Happy Australia Day!

(Now you have to wish me a happy Canada Day on July 1st! :D )

But, seriously, I've always wanted to vacation there. It looks like a really beautiful place!

bewitched
01-26-2007, 07:39 AM
Happy Australia Day!

I got out my pictures, turned up the heat and bought some Foster's to celebrate. :D

RStar
01-26-2007, 09:52 AM
I made the toilet flush in the opposite direction.

I did that once! It wasn't easy though. I used the toilet brush to do it....

lashbear
01-27-2007, 04:43 AM
It wouldn't be easy - your toilets are all weird. :p

RStar
01-28-2007, 09:57 AM
It wouldn't be easy - your toilets are all weird. :p
Do I want to know the difference between our toilets and yours? That's a scarry thought!!!:eek:

Kevy Baby
01-28-2007, 10:24 AM
Do I want to know the difference between our toilets and yours? That's a scarry thought!!!:eek:I believe this string of conversation is referring to the false belief that water flows down drains (and toilets) in one direction in the Northern Hemisphere and the opposite direction in the Southern Hemisphere. This is not true (http://www.snopes.com/science/coriolis.asp).

Cadaverous Pallor
01-28-2007, 10:52 AM
I believe this string of conversation is referring to the false belief that water flows down drains (and toilets) in one direction in the Northern Hemisphere and the opposite direction in the Southern Hemisphere. This is not true (http://www.snopes.com/science/coriolis.asp).That's not necessarily what they're talking about. The toilets in Europe are weird, in that the seat is generally higher off the ground than ours, they have less water in them, and the shape of the bowl is very different. I found myself trying to figure out how to flush the thing on many occasions, too.

Alex
01-28-2007, 11:37 AM
No, I was referring to the supposed effect of the Coriolis Effect on a flushing tolet (or a draining sink).

And I meant it purely as a joke. I am completely aware (having been involved in debunking it many times) that the Coriolis Effect only has a role in the airless, frictionless, non-elastic world that only exists in the word problems at the end of chapters in physics textbooks.

Since it was essentially a joke that has also appeared in The Simpsons (which I don't watch but it appears everybody else in the world does) I assumed it could pass without explanation.

lashbear
01-28-2007, 02:02 PM
It's a small world after all, but nevertheless, our water closets are sedate refined tall elegant "Crash flush" bowls, sith a modest amount of water in the bottom, where the flush mechanism releases cascades down the sides of the bowl to instantly remove any "articles".

Yours are vertically challenged Marie-Antoinette Champagne Glass Horrors, jet-driven, and designed to flood ones nether parts, should they be sufficient to dangle in the all-too-close waterline, as well as taking your "articles" and swirling them around for inordinate amounts of time providing a carousel of horror becore jet-streaming them off to the back of the unit like a LIM launch.

Bring on the Washlets !!

~MS~
01-28-2007, 05:56 PM
Leave it you Lash..I drop by to wish you a belated Happy Aussie day only to find myself laughing so hard I have tears .....I can't wait to hug you ...

Ghoulish Delight
01-29-2007, 02:45 PM
Lashbear, I'm looking at you (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16802395/).

:gnome:

Alex
01-29-2007, 02:53 PM
I'd guess that Expedia and Priceline teamed up for the hit.

wendybeth
01-29-2007, 02:59 PM
Lol! I'll pay you to stop by our hood and take out my neighbor's gnomes, Lash.

lashbear
01-30-2007, 12:32 AM
Twasn't me... I never left town ;)

MouseWife
01-30-2007, 12:52 AM
Oh, I saw that! How awful! :evil:

It must have been/must be a trippy place to go. I didn't catch where it was, I just read the story.

My daughter said it is creepy, but, at Borders they have a little gnome that you can take travelling with you. I want to do that!!

I normally take pictures of my Mickey antenna ball but someone keeps stealing mine!!!! :mad:

Aw, I don't think LashBear would harm a gnome....nah....;)