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Gemini Cricket
02-12-2007, 07:23 PM
On Monday, February 12, 2007 at 6:23PM, Logan Watanabe is born a second after his mother sneezes.

On Monday, February 12, 2007 at 6:23PM, Connie Anderson opens a letter from her grandmother and finds out that her Cocker Spaniel, Ruffles, has died.

On Monday, February 12, 2007 at 6:23PM, Leliani Lynn Lau trips on the runner on her staircase and breaks her arm.

On Monday, February 12, 2007 at 6:23PM, Daniel Lehrer pounds the last nail into the new wine cellar he built in his basement.

On Monday, February 12, 2007 at 6:23PM, a female guppy in Stanley Moskowitz’s aquarium gives birth to 10 babies, she consumes four of them.

On Monday, February 12, 2007 at 6:23PM, Jerry Rodriquez purchases a dress for his wife at Macy’s that she will be buried in tomorrow.

On Monday, February 12, 2007 at 6:23PM, Father Christopher Jackson hears confession from a member of his congregation that will kill a relative of his in a month.

On Monday, February 12, 2007 at 6:23PM, Madison Quinn finds out from a home pregnancy test that she’s pregnant with her stepfather’s baby.

On Monday, February 12, 2007 at 6:23PM, Ellie Sinclair bursts into tears when she opens her front door to find her twin sister there. They had not spoken for 5 years.

On Monday, February 12, 2007 at 6:25PM, Kylie Wong finds a dollar bill at the bottom of the school’s Olympic-sized swimming pool.

On Monday, February 12, 2007 at 6:23PM, Davis Trent gives a news update on television to thousands of people with a piece of cilantro between his front teeth.

On Monday, February 12, 2007 at 6:23PM, William Cohen opens his car trunk and finds the gallon of milk he thought he left in his grocery cart two days ago.

On Monday, February 12, 2007 at 6:23PM, Margaret Holmes finds a condom in her fourteen year old son’s jeans while doing the laundry.

On Monday, February 12, 2007 at 6:23PM, Wayne Forsythe and Jeanie Soo begin a road trip that neither of them will return from.

On Monday, February 12, 2007 at 6:23PM, Emily Jonas decides at a Denny’s counter that she’s going to leave her cheating husband.

On Monday, February 12, 2007 at 6:23PM, Scott Shannon backs his SUV into the fender of a woman who he ends up marrying in two years.

On Monday, February 12, 2007 at 6:23PM, Teresa Gomes breaks wind in front of her entire yoga class as she does the Frog Pose.

On Monday, February 12, 2007 at 6:23PM, Joseph “Smiley” Ferrera passes away in his favorite chair watching the television while his wife makes dinner in the kitchen.

Cadaverous Pallor
02-12-2007, 07:54 PM
:snap: Visible Mojo.

Now I'm singing give me ONE Moment Innnnn Tiiiime...

Snowflake
02-13-2007, 09:05 AM
More totally visible mojo.

GC, you are more priceless than using a MasterCard!

MouseWife
02-13-2007, 09:34 AM
Funny. Touching. Real. :snap: :snap:

katiesue
02-13-2007, 10:24 AM
Bravo :snap:

Boss Radio
02-13-2007, 10:26 AM
Right on!