I freaking love my job - Food Fight.com

[blueerica]

OK, so - yeah - Food Fight Grocery (http://store.foodfightgrocery.com/index.html)

It's a real place. And they're vegan. And... they're funny as sh!t.

Check out Barbara's Instant Mashed Potatoes... you lazy, lazy bastard. (http://store.foodfightgrocery.com/bainmapo.html)

Also check out their other sections. I think this site is great.

[blueerica]

OK, this just makes me want to order from them at some point in the near future. (http://store.foodfightgrocery.com/madrassambar.html)

They just rule waaayyy too much.

Dude, you TOTALLY need a can of fake duck. (http://store.foodfightgrocery.com/perodu.html)

[RStar]

Boy, those guys are a riot!

Like on the Exotics page: "Things to make people shake their head in disbelief."
Like Vegan Caviar! (http://store.foodfightgrocery.com/exotics.html)

Or on the Baked Stuff Page (http://store.foodfightgrocery.com/cookies.html) "Looking for the meaning of life? Feeling lost and alone? Try cookies. Or donuts. Or maybe a late night massage." But they have ANIMAL COOKIES! Thas sounds wrong for vegans....."Animal cookies. Vegan ones. Eat them. Case discount for 12 of one flavor. Yeehaw."


Too much!:D

Blueerica, why is this your job? Do you work for these guys??

[blueerica]

Haha, no - I work as a copywriter for www.retroland.com

I get to write about all kinds of miscellany. A search on Instant Mashed Potatoes brought me to that site. Occupational hazard. Sometimes I post what I've found amusing as a result of just surfing around for ideas and inspiration, other times I just keep them quietly to myself.

[tracilicious]

OMG! It's in Portland. I just happen to be going there in less than a month!

[wendybeth]

Great find! I love the 'No cows were squeezed" ' cheesy-substance disclaimer.:D

[RStar]

Haha, no - I work as a copywriter for www.retroland.com

I get to write about all kinds of miscellany. A search on Instant Mashed Potatoes brought me to that site. Occupational hazard. Sometimes I post what I've found amusing as a result of just surfing around for ideas and inspiration, other times I just keep them quietly to myself.

Hey, great site! I'll be checking out some more. My teen years were in the 70's (That 70's Show is my family! Swear!) so many of those pictures take me back! :eek: :D

[Morrigoon]

OMG, "Nutritional Yeast" (http://store.foodfightgrocery.com/redstnuye.html)

You know what to do with this stuff. Or if you don't, you gotsta learn. A vegan stable. Chock full of B12, and perfect for making fake cheese sauces, or in gravies, or whatever. On popcorn. On your grandma...

Comes in a handy 5 oz bottle.

[3894]

Fabulously curmudgeonly. :snap:

[lizziebith]

The description of the "Birds" tote:

"Please Don't Eat Birds." Like the shirt, but on an organic canvas tote bag. Tis awfully cute.

*Please note, bag does not come with the arm shown in the photo. But does come with 1 kilo of the finest Columbian cocaine. And a pair of thigh-high heated socks.

:eek: :D They is wacky!

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Hey, great site! I'll be checking out some more. My teen years were in the 70's (That 70's Show is my family! Swear!) so many of those pictures take me back! :eek: :D

Glad you like it. Lots of LoTs work in various capacities there.

[sleepyjeff]

I have never heard of it.....by the address it sounds like where an old Albertsons use to be....guess I better check it out one of these days.