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Chernabog
04-12-2007, 01:13 PM
OK so I randomly came across this article (it was linked to from AOL) and all I was thinking was that it had to be a joke. But the article IS hosted on webmd...

Frequent Sex Helps Cure Semen Allergy (http://www.webmd.aol.com/allergies/news/20061113/semen-allergies-helped-by-frequent-sex)

Is this a married woman's worst nightmare or what? Yeeeeeesh! :eek:
Ghoulish Delight
04-12-2007, 01:39 PM
Hey CP, maybe that wasn't a bug bite, maybe it's an allergic reaction. We'd better start treatment right away, just to be sure.
DreadPirateRoberts
04-12-2007, 01:49 PM
Hey CP, maybe that wasn't a bug bite, maybe it's an allergic reaction. We'd better start treatment right away, just to be sure.


"But don't try it without a doctor's help"

Is it gonna have to be a 3-way?
Strangler Lewis
04-12-2007, 02:06 PM
Sounds like a plot line on "House."
Ghoulish Delight
04-12-2007, 02:07 PM
Is it gonna have to be a 3-way?
And since I support women's rights, it would of course have to be a female doctor. Only the most vile, misogynistic, sexist pigs would consider otherwise.
Alex
04-12-2007, 02:18 PM
Hey CP, maybe that wasn't a bug bite, maybe it's an allergic reaction. We'd better start treatment right away, just to be sure.

But the mailman only comes once a day.
DreadPirateRoberts
04-12-2007, 02:38 PM
And since I support women's rights, it would of course have to be a female doctor. Only the most vile, misogynistic, sexist pigs would consider otherwise.

Your concern for CP's health should be an inspiration to all.
thecorndogwalker
04-12-2007, 04:37 PM
But the mailman only comes once a day.

My mailman only came once today! He was in such a rush though.. He almost forgot to take the package i had for him!!!
Cadaverous Pallor
04-12-2007, 08:24 PM
The mailman comes whenever I want him to.

That aside, if I were suffering "genital itching, burning, and swelling", you wouldn't really want to stick it in there, would you?

And I can't mojo DPR again, damn!
Alex
04-12-2007, 09:20 PM
He's a man, of course he would. But would you want him to?
Kevy Baby
04-12-2007, 10:17 PM
And I can't mojo DPR again, damn!I took care of it for you :)
Ponine
04-13-2007, 09:41 AM
Is this a " " woman's worst nightmare or what? Yeeeeeesh! :eek:

I took out the word married, because although relevant, not necassary.
Then answer to this rhetorical question is YES!

And having been there.... I'm glad I wasnt married to that person, and didnt need to consider the treatment.
Although it seems viable treatment, I shudder at that possibilities.

Puzzle this though.... when you have a 'reaction' how quickly do you think a doc comes to this conclusion for your allergy.

(Not very quickly)

Now, back to praising GP for his concern for CP. ;)
alphabassettgrrl
04-13-2007, 09:53 AM
:: horrors ::

Itching, burning, swelling, hives.... gah!

But yes I know semen allergy is real though not all that common. Just.... ouch.
Cadaverous Pallor
04-13-2007, 08:27 PM
He's a man, of course he would. But would you want him to?Maybe it'll scratch that itch.

Funny how they deal only with vaginal ejaculation. I think if I had to get my body used to it, I'd have him do it on a less sensitive area (read: not on the face! :eek: ). It doesn't have to be internal, does it?
Not Afraid
04-13-2007, 08:32 PM
Speaking of which........

I saw a guy today with a bumper sticker on his jacked-up truck that said "BUKKAKE THIS". Does that mean he wants a bunch of guys to cum all over his truck?
blueerica
04-13-2007, 08:34 PM
Hummm...
RStar
04-13-2007, 09:51 PM
I think I need to find a chat room where the folks aren't quite as shy. :D
innerSpaceman
04-13-2007, 10:06 PM
Hey, that's not a bad idea.



Not about going somewhere else. But why can't we set up a weekly LIVE LOT CHAT as a new feature? That would be RAD! (This place seems surprisingly hoppin' for a Friday Night, fer instance.)
Strangler Lewis
04-13-2007, 10:06 PM
Speaking of which........

I saw a guy today with a bumper sticker on his jacked-up truck that said "BUKKAKE THIS". Does that mean he wants a bunch of guys to cum all over his truck?

That was, in essence, the winning home grown Super Bowl ad this year.
Prudence
04-13-2007, 10:25 PM
I want LoT chat!
Not Afraid
04-13-2007, 10:25 PM
That was, in essence, the winning home grown Super Bowl ad this year.
There you go with more football talk.
Not Afraid
04-13-2007, 10:33 PM
Not about going somewhere else. But why can't we set up a weekly LIVE LOT CHAT as a new feature? That would be RAD! (This place seems surprisingly hoppin' for a Friday Night, fer instance.)

I need another commitment like I need to know more about football.


I'm happy it's a happening night because I need this at the moment.