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Kevy Baby
07-24-2007, 12:47 PM
Now THIS is a good way to generate business!!!

Bikini-clad mowers offer lawn care with a twist
'You get the attention but you also get a tan,' employee says of business

MEMPHIS, Tenn. - One lawn care company is showing a little skin to boost business.

The women of Tiger Time Lawn Care offer to mow customers’ lawns dressed in bikinis — a service that attracts more attention to the ladies than the lawns.The whole story (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19901693/).

Let the puns begin!

AllyOops!
07-24-2007, 02:52 PM
Sexy landscaping! Yowza!

This is completely off-topic (well, not completely), but the first thing that popped into my mind was my co-worker, who slipped one day grammatically and informed us that her husband was home "BLOWING the lawn". We died!!

This seems to be a trend! When I lived in Sherman Oaks, I would cruise down Ventura and always pass a row of restaurants that had an all-female parking service called Valet Of The Dolls. Of course, the first thing that popped through my mind was "totally cute & clever name! But hold the door! That's too much like MY screenname, copycats (which in and of itself tragically tells us I'm LoT obsessed)! The second thing that popped into my head was "did that sexy valet just kick that car door closed??".

Why, yes she did. When did being sexy render both hands useless, sister?

3894
07-24-2007, 03:11 PM
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/d/d9/Speedos_for_jesus.jpg/180px-Speedos_for_jesus.jpg

Capt Jack
07-24-2007, 03:15 PM
it is for me....

time to recycle...lunch

Disneyphile
07-24-2007, 03:45 PM
I so need that giant gold cross necklace for my Ultimate Blasphemy Collection. :snap:

As for the bikini mowing, they could charge top dollar for a full Brazilian mowing that involves highly detailed weed-whacking in every corner and crevice of the yard.

Capt Jack
07-24-2007, 04:11 PM
in my yard if you tried to cut it dressed like that, you'd be cut to ribbons

Kevy Baby
07-24-2007, 04:51 PM
I think a better name for the company would be "Bush Wackers"

€uroMeinke
07-24-2007, 10:07 PM
I think I'd still rather have the French Maid service...

Tref
07-24-2007, 11:32 PM
I don't want no show, I just want my damn lawn cut!

NickO'Time
07-24-2007, 11:58 PM
Ahh Grooming services! Nice way to get a trim...;)

xharryb
07-25-2007, 04:00 AM
One of the radio stations in Tampa did a promotion like this last year. They had some clever name for it that included the word 'bush', but I don't remember what it was.