Wholesome Wear Swimsuits......WTF?!

[Isaac]

Is it the 1800's again ? (http://www.wholesomewear.com/page-3.html)

[Cadaverous Pallor]

AKA "how to get your ass thoroughly kicked at summer camp"



"It's like you're Amish...with neon accents!"



"Because what you want to wear in the summer sun is a bunched black piece of canvas over another layer of spandex."



"Swimming too dangerously? Let our WaterBrake (TM) technology slow your tyke down to more sensible speeds."



Gives new meaning to "two-piece".



...

Phew, I feel better now. :evil:

[Mousey Girl]

ew!

[~MS~]

all I can say is DAMN....

[Capt Jack]

how sad

[katiesue]

Why do they always have long horrible looking hair as well?

[Babette]

I think Jim Bob's daughters are modeling those suits so the family can have money to feed the 17+2 mouths!

[Kevy Baby]

A priest is walking down the beach when he sees one of his young shapely female parishioners in a skimpy two-piece batching suit.

"Young lady, I expect the members of my church to dress more modestly in a one-piece bathing suit!"

"Certainly Pastor: which piece would you like me to take off?"

[alphabassettgrrl]

But... but... I like seeing the ladies in tight bathing suits...

I like the neon colors though.

[Gemini Cricket]

The Waltons go swimming.
Bleh!
:D

[Kevy Baby]

But... but... I like seeing the ladies in tight bathing suits...I like ladies out of their swim suits

[GusGus]

yay! Ultra-modest AND ugly!

can't lose!

[cirquelover]

I love the " Swimwear that highlights your face " line. I don't think that's why I wore a swimsuit in my younger days.

[Morrigoon]

They wouldn't be *so* horrible if they at least had some elements of structure and style. But that gathered elastic waist.... ugh!

[Strangler Lewis]

The spandex undergarment part is actually quite popular with little kids. Some of my kids's swim teachers wear them, too, and don't look half bad. They don't wear the schmatte, of course.

As a Jewish man, I favor the spandex undergarment because it allows me to wear tallit to the pool.

[alphabassettgrrl]

I like ladies out of their swim suits

That comes afterwards.

[Ponine]

The spandex undergarment part is actually quite popular with little kids. Some of my kids's swim teachers wear them, too, and don't look half bad. They don't wear the schmatte, of course.
.
There are a great many kids in my sons swim class wearing the full cover rash guard suits. Boys and girls.
They are all the rage. You can wear them swimming, and body boarding etc...
the cover up they show on this page.. well, that looks as if it were made for me.

This is totally the suit I have been looking for. Cover everything show nothing!

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Ehh, I just wish they'd stop making plus-sized swimsuits designed only to be "slimming," as this one calls it. I don't want a suit that squishes my various angles into more hourglass-y ones, all the while making it difficult to access my lungs. I want one that allows me to ****ing SWIM in it, dammit.

[katiesue]

Ponine - I've been looking all summer for a suit similar to the one we saw on that gal at the wave machine thing. I have yet to see anything similiar.

[Capt Jack]

the shorty wet-suits?

[Ponine]

Ponine - I've been looking all summer for a suit similar to the one we saw on that gal at the wave machine thing. I have yet to see anything similiar.

OMG no joke. And when I did see some and tried them on, they were not cut so as to fit someone with a bosom.
I know she got that somewhere! And I regret not walking up and asking her!

[Gemini Cricket]

So, skin is not wholesome?

:D

[katiesue]

OMG no joke. And when I did see some and tried them on, they were not cut so as to fit someone with a bosom.
I know she got that somewhere! And I regret not walking up and asking her!

Totally. I tried on a few and almost couldn't escape or they fit really wierdly. We should have asked her.

[Ghoulish Delight]

So, skin is not wholesome?

:D
Oh heavens no. One's body is a shameful tool of lust and temptation.

[Gemini Cricket]

Oh heavens no. One's body is a shameful tool of lust and temptation.
I predict chastity belts are next.
:D

[Strangler Lewis]

There are a great many kids in my sons swim class wearing the full cover rash guard suits. Boys and girls.
They are all the rage. You can wear them swimming, and body boarding etc...
the cover up they show on this page.. well, that looks as if it were made for me.

This is totally the suit I have been looking for. Cover everything show nothing!

Here you go. (http://www.coolibar.com/women-s-swimwear.html)

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Oh heavens no. One's body is a shameful tool of lust and temptation.

Oh, you've got it all wrong! One's body is to be used to procreate, procreate, procreate. Then you dress them in long skirts and make them raise their own siblings.

[Capt Jack]

One's body is a shameful tool of lust and temptation.

with any luck at all, yeah.



I predict chastity belts are next.
:D

makes me glad I have a set of lockpicks handy

[~MS~]

Ehh, I just wish they'd stop making plus-sized swimsuits designed only to be "slimming," as this one calls it. I don't want a suit that squishes my various angles into more hourglass-y ones, all the while making it difficult to access my lungs. I want one that allows me to ****ing SWIM in it, dammit.



I finally took the plunge and ordered a swim suit from this company....they are a little pricey but my comfort zone is worth the cost.

http://www.junonia.com/departments.htm?tl=3&ldid=2

[Strangler Lewis]

my comfort zone is worth the cost.

http://www.junonia.com/departments.htm?tl=3&ldid=2

Come on people. It's been half an hour.

[Ponine]

Come on people. It's been half an hour.
Some of us were busy shopping the site to see what we needed to order. :P
Besides Capt Jack and Kevy werent online, it's their job to make the snappy remark. (among others)

[lashbear]

I want to know why only Women are allowed to be wholesome ! I guess us guys will never get a fashionable one-piece again. :(

I'll keep wearing my current one, in that case:

http://images1.comstock.com/Imagewarehouse/BX/SITECS/NLWMCompingVersions/22251-22500/bxp22385.jpg

[~MS~]

But on you that would be sooo sexy Lash! hot tub party next trip over ...deal?