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Cadaverous Pallor
08-15-2007, 10:32 AM
Usually I hate top 10 lists - this one (http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=2304&pageid=1)is an exception. Some of these I'd heard of, most I hadn't, and in every case I learned something about these ill-fated projects. Read both pages!

Not Afraid
08-15-2007, 10:40 AM
There's at least one on the list I would like to have seen made into a film, but not with the proposed star. Although, "Dunces" was a great book, I'm not sure it would translate successfully into a film. Granted, it's been about 20+ years since I've read it.

mousepod
08-15-2007, 11:03 AM
I'd add a few: Stranger In A Strange Land, from a script by Daniel Waters; David Lynch's Ronnie Rocket; Kubrick's Napoleon; Hitchcock's No Bail For The Judge with Audrey Hepburn; and of course, Orson Welles' The Other Side of the Wind.

Ghoulish Delight
08-15-2007, 11:06 AM
And then there's Gilliam's Man of La Mancha (hmm, now I'm forgetting if that would actually have been the title) staring Johnny Depp, which turned into Lost in La Mancha, a documentary about how it never got made.

CoasterMatt
08-15-2007, 12:02 PM
I'd like to see Time Bandits.

JWBear
08-15-2007, 02:15 PM
Rama was an awsome book, but I just can't see it on the big screen.

wendybeth
08-15-2007, 02:27 PM
And then there's Gilliam's Man of La Mancha (hmm, now I'm forgetting if that would actually have been the title) staring Johnny Depp, which turned into Lost in La Mancha, a documentary about how it never got made.
First movie I thought of when I saw this thread.

Did anyone make Ayn Rand's "We the Living"? I love that book and always thought it would make a great movie, albeit a depressing one if they stayed within the actual storyline.

Strangler Lewis
08-15-2007, 02:39 PM
There's at least one on the list I would like to have seen made into a film, but not with the proposed star. Although, "Dunces" was a great book, I'm not sure it would translate successfully into a film. Granted, it's been about 20+ years since I've read it.

I think the movie to be made there is a Charlie Kauffmanesque intersection of life and art thing focusing heavily on Toole's life, his weird domineering mother and the speculation of some that she actually wrote the book.

Alex
08-15-2007, 02:55 PM
And a healthy dose of asking why people think the book is so great.

Maybe I was overhyped for it but when I finally got around to reading it I was extremely disappointed.

Capt Jack
08-15-2007, 02:59 PM
Halo's dead? Im crushed beyond words

innerSpaceman
08-15-2007, 04:35 PM
I'd have loved there to be an "Unbreakable 2," though I hardly agree with the premise that the first film was merely getting the origin story out of the way.

Kevy Baby
08-15-2007, 05:32 PM
Another one that belongs on the list: "Gigli II"

Not Afraid
08-15-2007, 05:56 PM
I'd add a few: Stranger In A Strange Land, from a script by Daniel Waters; .

Now, that might have been interesting!

Gronk.

JWBear
08-15-2007, 07:11 PM
AThere are a number of Arthur C Clarke's novels that would make interesting movies - Childhood's End, A Fall of Moondust, Songs of Distant Earth, Imperial Earth....