Design-A-Vagina

[Kevy Baby]

While checking my horoscope on Yahoo (I needed a momentary escape), I saw this headline:

Design-A-Vagina (http://health.yahoo.com/experts/sexualhealing/21916/design-a-vagina)

Is it just me, or is that just stupidly funny?

[CoasterMatt]

As long as they don't start selling those at Build A Bear Workshops.

[3894]

As long as they don't start selling those at Build A Bear Workshops.

:snap: Well said, CoasterMatt.

G-spot amplification (a procedure in which collagen is injected into the G-spot in order to "plump up" this vaginal hot spot

Owie.

[GusGus]

I'm pretty happy with the one I have, thank you very much!

[Kevy Baby]

I'm pretty happy with the one I have, thank you very much!As am I

[alphabassettgrrl]

Yeah, no messing about with my bits. If there are "procedures" done, there'd better be something *wrong*. Not just cosmetic.

[Capt Jack]

G-spot amplification (a procedure in which collagen is injected into the G-spot in order to "plump up" this vaginal hot spot

Owie.

I dont even HAVE one and that made me wince

:eek:

[Not Afraid]

So, where does the collagen go when it "drifts"?

[Capt Jack]

ok, thats it. man I am soo out of this thread

[€uroMeinke]

So, where does the collagen go when it "drifts"?
I believe that's called the angry inch

[Not Afraid]

I'm glad MY windows aren't open! :)

[SacTown Chronic]

I'd hate to be the husband who gets dragged to the G-spot amplification consultation.



Say doc, can you make it big enough for Romeo here to find? Maybe make it visible from space.

Queen of the Harpies! Here's your crown, Your Majesty, HERE'S YOUR CROWN!

[Ghoulish Delight]

See, Lohan's just been building up a portfolio to apply for a new modeling job.

[RStar]

Do they have Design-A-Dick? Those sexist pigs.....

[CoasterMatt]

I thought this was gonna be a story about the Fleshlight (http://www.fleshlight.com/) (NSFW!)

[alphabassettgrrl]

That's just wrong....

Sac, you made me laugh though. :)

[AllyOops!]

Say doc, can you make it big enough for Romeo here to find? Maybe make it visible from space.

Queen of the Harpies! Here's your crown, Your Majesty, HERE'S YOUR CROWN!

Oh good golly, I have read this post quite a few times and was certain it said "Queen of the Hairpies".

Oops. But fitting, no?

[CoasterMatt]

Now it can have fur around it! :evil:

[Nephythys]

I thought this was gonna be a story about the Fleshlight (http://www.fleshlight.com/) (NSFW!)

OMG OMG OMG

I actually watched the video.

I need a shower-

Why the HELL would a guy be humpin that thing when the girl is like 5 inches away???


WTH???

I am so kicking you for that when I see you again. :p

[SzczerbiakManiac]

I'm not sure why I even clicked on this thread, but sure as hell ain't clicking on that link! ;)

[CoasterMatt]

I am so kicking you for that when I see you again. :p

I look forward to such a well deserved kick :D

[Snowflake]

I didn't click CM's link, but I am so laughing right now. In fact, my sides hurt.

For the record, no need, I have other things to do with money that are much more fun and less painful!

[Nephythys]

I look forward to such a well deserved kick :D

...and when R comes home I am exposing him to it and sharing the mind poison.


ugh ugh ugh ugh.....and I read the testimonials too....*shudder*

[Prudence]

What does it say about me that I already knew about that product and didn't need to click the link to know what it looked like?

[CoasterMatt]

What does it say about me that I already knew about that product and didn't need to click the link to know what it looked like?
You're a fine, upstanding woman of the world.

[SacTown Chronic]

Why the HELL would a guy be humpin that thing when the girl is like 5 inches away??? I would totally do that.







What?

[Disneyphile]

ugh ugh ugh ugh.....and I read the testimonials too....*shudder*Oh, but those are total comedy gold!! :D

I'd be more impressed if this contraption doubled as a real flashlight. It'd make for some fun while camping - "OMG! There's a giant anus about to swallow our tent!" :evil:

[Nephythys]

Got a new one for ya'll-

Clone-a-Willy (www.cawreorder.com)

ROTFLMAO!!!

I wanna do one in chocolate!

[Kevy Baby]

Got a new one for ya'll-

Clone-a-Willy (www.cawreorder.com)

ROTFLMAO!!!

I wanna do one in chocolate!BEWARE: this is an adult site.

Funny stuff, though those have been around for years.

[Chernabog]

I thought I linked to that and we discussed it like 2 years ago.... but if I do a search for "vagina" I hesitate to think what will pop up.

(obviously, nothing in my pants)

[Kevy Baby]

I thought I linked to that and we discussed it like 2 years ago.... but if I do a search for "vagina" I hesitate to think what will pop up.I'm confused: why would you search for "vagina" if you were trying to find "Clone-A-Willy"?

[Chernabog]

No no I meant for the vajayjay thing.

[Kevy Baby]

No no I meant for the vajayjay thing.Ah...

FWIW, this thread actually started back in September of last year.

[Chernabog]

Ah...

FWIW, this thread actually started back in September of last year.

Maybe this is the thread, and I am confusified. ;) I coulda sworn we had a plastic surgery thread tho.... oh well. It isn't like it matters.

Do straight men/lesbians think of "the perfect vagina" in the same way that gay men/str8 women think of "the perfect dick"? I just thought that all vaginas sort of looked the same, but then again I don't meet a wide range.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Oh there is definitely a variety in vag.

[Kevy Baby]

Do straight men/lesbians think of "the perfect vagina" in the same way that gay men/str8 women think of "the perfect dick"? I just thought that all vaginas sort of looked the same, but then again I don't meet a wide range.

Oh there is definitely a variety in vag.And each one is unique. As long as it isn't diseased or something, I don't think one could really have a bad "downstairs" (as the RAC refers to it).

[Ghoulish Delight]

And each one is unique. As long as it isn't diseased or something, I don't think one could really have a bad "downstairs" (as the RAC refers to it)."Bad" no. But I find I have a definite aesthetic preference for some over others.

ETA: I take that back. I haven't encountered one in person, but I've seen enough porn to know that a cooter doesn't have to be diseased to look like I don't want to be anywhere near it.

[alphabassettgrrl]

Do straight men/lesbians think of "the perfect vagina" in the same way that gay men/str8 women think of "the perfect dick"? I just thought that all vaginas sort of looked the same, but then again I don't meet a wide range.

I don't focus on "the perfect" one. The basic floor plan is the same, but there is a surprising amount of variety past that.

I'd certainly volunteer to do some research in this field.

[Kevy Baby]

I'd certainly volunteer to do some research in this field. Strictly for scientific purposes of course!

[alphabassettgrrl]

Of course!

[lashbear]

I'm not sure why I even clicked on this thread, but sure as hell ain't clicking on that link! ;)
Don't worry, it comes (pardon the pun) in "Nondescript" and "Backdoor" models as well.


...I'm just glad I was able to bring mine back into Australia Duty Free last year.... ;) :D

[Chernabog]

Wait, lashbear picked up a duty-free vagina???

That confuses me on more levels than I care to express.

[lashbear]

er, the winky ;) was meant to indicate that I really might not be in the market for one, actually.......

On the other hand, confusion is a fun thing. I laugh. Ha hah !! :cheers:

[Chernabog]

I thought Aussies "guffaw" or "chortle" or "get the kangaroo jumpsie-wumpsies" or some such Aussie frivolity ;) But "laugh"? Well, you learn something every day!

[lashbear]

we also snicker.

MMMmmmmm.... Snickers.

[alphabassettgrrl]

This thread title makes me giggle.