Harumph!

[Gemini Cricket]

Boy, am I disappointed in the LoT.
Here I am, all single and gay and available and no one has set me up with anyone yet.
Hmph.
Well! I see how it is.
Well, if the LoT wants me to end up a withered old spinster, then so be it.
Not even a set up by the Amazon Redhead. And she knows everyone!
Harumph.
I guess I could find some 70 year old queen in Laguna... he could gum me to death...
I can't believe that there's not even one Yente on this board.

:wipes eyes and nose with lace hanky:










***And, of course, I am joking. I'm on the manhunt now. :)

[scaeagles]

As long as MBC doesn't read this, I'm up for something on the side.

[Gemini Cricket]

As long as MBC doesn't read this, I'm up for something on the side.
lol! :D
Who knew that you put the "log" in Log Cabin Republican!
:D

[scaeagles]

I've put the log in a lot of places, GC.

[Isaac]

LoT doesn't do much to help out single gay men.

I found that out over the past year, as did iSm and a few others.

We have to fend for ourselves (or at least have sloppy pity sex with each other for the time being).

:D

[Not Afraid]

I've never been a good Yenta - gay or straight.

[Gemini Cricket]

I've never been a good Yenta - gay or straight.
Even the Jews on this board aren't. :D

[lindyhop]

We don't want to share you with anyone else.:)

[innerSpaceman]

Yep, me and zapppop found out the hard way that if we wanted it the hard way, we'd have to get back together. The LoT was worse than useless.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Even the Jews on this board aren't. :DWhat would we know from dating? We were high school sweethearts. :p

[Not Afraid]

If you're looking for hook-ups, go back to MC.

[Gemini Cricket]

If you're looking for hook-ups, go back to MC.
No no. No more hook-ups. I want a man. A LTR. A Steady Eddie.
:)

[scaeagles]

I withdraw my offer, then. Just looking for a fling.

[Gemini Cricket]

We don't want to share you with anyone else.:)
:blush: Awwwwwwww!
What would we know from dating? We were high school sweethearts. :p
But you could help me find my own Jew Bear. Selfish. :D

[Gemini Cricket]

I withdraw my offer, then. Just looking for a fling.
Meh. They all say that.
:D

[Prudence]

I can't believe that there's not even one Yente on this board.


I've had some modest success, but alas not long distance.

[Gemini Cricket]

I've had some modest success, but alas not long distance.
I've set up 3 couples that are still together. One couple has been together for 10 years this year.
:)

[Snowflake]

Well, long distance relationships are no good, but loads of bears up north.

[wendybeth]

Yep, me and zapppop found out the hard way that if we wanted it the hard way, we'd have to get back together. The LoT was worse than useless.
Does being happy you two are back together count?:)

[Gemini Cricket]

Does being happy you two are back together count?:)
...says the hairstylist. Surely you know a fag or two...
:D
I mean, besides here on the board, that is.
:D

[Snowflake]

...says the hairstylist. Surely you know a fag or two...
:D
I mean, besides here on the board, that is.
:D

Oh, all I can say is bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Isaac]

If you're looking for hook-ups, go back to MC.
Why ? We want men, not boring lunch meets at Rancho Del Zocalo !

[Babette]

My BF Mimi is buddies with a couple of fabulous guys. Hmmmm.

[Gemini Cricket]

My BF Mimi is buddies with a couple of fabulous guys. Hmmmm.
Gasp!
:)

[wendybeth]

...says the hairstylist. Surely you know a fag or two...
:D
I mean, besides here on the board, that is.
:D

Yeah, but you'd have to move to Spokane. I care about you too much to do that to you.

[Isaac]

Gemini Cricket's 'smurf' is hungry !

;)

[Not Afraid]

Boss Radio set up Chris and I. Try him. And, he's even Jewish!

[blueerica]

Oh wow, I just laughed big enough (facing an open window) that one of the neighbors across the street peeked his head through the curtain to investigate.

NIIIIIIICE...

[Isaac]

Boss Radio set up Chris and I. Try him. And, he's even Jewish!So does that make him a Yentalman ?

[SacTown Chronic]

Try the men's room at RNC headquarters.

[Gemini Cricket]

It has been suggested that I specify what my type is. That way all the prospective Yentes out there can fix me up just right:

1. Sense of humor.
2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10".
3. 32 to 42 yrs old.
4. Employed.
5. Ambitious.
6. Not too skinny, not too plump.
7. Must worship me.
8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby!
9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome.
10. Not flaming. I'll supply that...
11. Cute smile.
12. Brains.

Is that so hard to find?

[Not Afraid]

So does that make him a Yentalman ?
That sounds like a band Nick Cave would be involved with.

[Isaac]

Is HE a yentalman ? ;)

[Gemini Cricket]

My alternate plan is to become buff at the gym, get really rich and famous and become an absolute monster that all the men want.







But that takes so much time!




:D

[innerSpaceman]

It would take less time than if you expect to get fixed up on the LoT.

[€uroMeinke]

What did you do with your cowboy?

[Gemini Cricket]

What did you do with your cowboy?
Let's just say I saved a horse.
;)

Just a fling...

[Gemini Cricket]

I even had this idea to become and alcoholic and then recover just so I could go to Chernabog's AA meetings. There are hot gay men there! But then my conscience wouldn't let me do it.

:D

[katiesue]

I haven't been on a date since the 80's - I don't want to hear about it ;)

[€uroMeinke]

I even had this idea to become and alcoholic and then recover just so I could go to Chernabog's AA meetings. There are hot gay men there! But then my conscience wouldn't let me do it.

:D

The only requirement for being there is the desire to stay sober

[Gemini Cricket]

I haven't been on a date since the 80's - I don't want to hear about it ;)
Well! :saying it loud for all to hear: I'll help you. I'll think about all the single men I know and consider them for you.
:)

[katiesue]

Many thanks. I work in an office with one person (for the last 8 years) so my contact with the outside world is limited. If I find any hot gay guys they are definatley going your way!

[MouseWife]

Sorry, GC, no one else has ever asked for some lovin' so I don't know their preferences.

Hmm. I mean, no one has asked me to find them some.

[RStar]

Well, I don't think I can be much help. I only know two gays, outside of LoT.

My 45 yr old brother, in and out of prison, 6' tall, 123 lbs, no teeth, HIV poss with a T Cell count of 99, unempolyed. Not realy an option.

The second is my aunt. Sorry.

[MouseWife]

That Guy~ that is true. GC, don't give up on that one! I've been to them, myself. I told them I had a drinking problem, every time I drink, I spill it on myself!! Corny but it is true!

RStar~ I don't get this about your aunt???

[Gemini Cricket]

From time to time, I dream that there's some wonderful man out there thinking about meeting someone exactly like me. Sigh. :)

[CoasterMatt]

Kind of like Mr. Limpet dreamt about being a fish?

[Cadaverous Pallor]

It has been suggested that I specify what my type is. That way all the prospective Yentes out there can fix me up just right:

1. Sense of humor.
2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10".
3. 32 to 42 yrs old.
4. Employed.
5. Ambitious.
6. Not too skinny, not too plump.
7. Must worship me.
8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby!
9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome.
10. Not flaming. I'll supply that...
11. Cute smile.
12. Brains.

Is that so hard to find?*licks pencil*

"Brains...is last...on list." Got it.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Ok let's see ---


1. Sense of humor. --- Hmm, I'm fairly funny

2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10". --- I'm 6'3" ish

3. 32 to 42 yrs old. -- -Yeah, 36

4. Employed. --- Not me..

5. Ambitious.--- not an ambitious bone in my body.

6. Not too skinny, not too plump.--- I am fat.

7. Must worship me. --- Not into S&M, sorry

8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby! --- Fire is fun, especially Mutaytor!

9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome. - nope, no and I owned boots about 18 years ago.

10. Not flaming. I'll supply that...-- No flame here. Not gay either so...

11. Cute smile. - Nope

12. Brains. -- Empty - just like George Bush...

Sorry GC --- I scored pretty low.

[Kevy Baby]

I didn't get a harumph outta that guy

[ozron]

I didn't get a harumph outta that guy

Thanks, Kevy. Somebody had to say it.

[Snowflake]

1. Sense of humor.
Yes, in spades

2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10".
Sorry, only 5'4"

3. 32 to 42 yrs old.
46, too old

4. Employed.
Yes and making a decent wage, too.

5. Ambitious.
Depends

6. Not too skinny, not too plump.
Overly plump, I'm afraid

7. Must worship me.
I do, but I'm just a fag hag

8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby!
Yes, I'm a hunka hunka burning love, just not your type

9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome.
I'll take an Italian!

10. Not flaming. I'll supply that...
Fine with me

11. Cute smile.
Some think so

12. Brains.
Addled and rattled, but I've got them and they work

Is that so hard to find?
Apparently this week, yes.

[Gemini Cricket]

*licks pencil*

"Brains...is last...on list." Got it.
Well, I didn't mean to rank them, but I can't be as tricky as I want to be if he's too brainy. :D

And, of course, there's a myriad of other qualities that I'm looking for that didn't even make the list. I mean, I didn't even list "enormous schwanzstucker" but, hey, that would be nice.
:D

[innerSpaceman]

Oooh, fun with lists. I like this game. Let's see ...


1. Sense of humor. - um, YEAH. With all due nonhumility, I'd put my sense of humor above all my other senses.
2. Tall. My height or taller. I'm 5'10". - Well, ok, NOT.
3. 32 to 42 yrs old. - Is that human years or what? I think everyone here knows my human years age means NOTHING in relation to my behavioral and spiritual age.
4. Employed. - Gainfully
5. Ambitious. - In all else that's not related to employment.
6. Not too skinny, not too plump. - I'm thin, but not too skinny.
7. Must worship me. - Well, I hold G.C. in the highest possible regard. That's two steps shy of worship ... but it's darn close.
8. Passionate... fire and musiic, baby! - :D yes and :evil: yes!
9. Brits, Italians and Cowboys welcome. - hmmm, I do a laughable british accent. Does that count?
10. Not flaming. I'll supply that... Nope, one of your nonflamable gays here.
11. Cute smile. - sure :)
12. Brains. - tons of 'em.



(I've already told Brad I could fall for him in a big way .... if it weren't for one itty bitty item of incompatagayity.)


I mean, I didn't even list "enormous schwanzstucker" but, hey, that would be nice.
- oh, have I ever mentioned my package is alarming?

[JWBear]

Sorry Brad, all our gay friends are partnered or lesbian.... with one exception. But I'm afraid he fails at least 4 of your requirements.

[Gemini Cricket]

Heath Ledger just split up with Michelle Williams...
Their lives are playing out like the movie Brokeback.
I'm just saying... he's available now.

:D

[katiesue]

Heath Ledger just split up with Michelle Williams...
Their lives are playing out like the movie Brokeback.
I'm just saying... he's available now.

:D

I call dibs!

[innerSpaceman]

G.C., you are under doctor's orders not to even type the word Brokeback.







Say 12 hail marys.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Boy, am I disappointed in the LoT.
Here I am, all single and gay and available and no one has set me up with anyone yet.Tell me about it honey! :(

[RStar]

Heath Ledger just split up with Michelle Williams...
Their lives are playing out like the movie Brokeback.
I'm just saying... he's available now.

:D

Dibs on Michelle! ;)

[Gemini Cricket]

Dibs on Michelle! ;)
"Have her then, but you're a lordly fool. She's been plucked since I saw her last, and not by you... it takes a woman to know it."
:D

[Prudence]

Tell me about it honey! :(

Now see, I was going to mention that you know who was transferred up here, but alas now you'll have to go see him in Oklahoma City.

[SacTown Chronic]

Damn, GC! I hit the first eight on your list and 9 out of 12 overall. Which somehow makes me a better match for you than JW Bear's guy. Odd. As for the last point, well, surely 'plenty' isn't too far from 'enormous', right? Right?


And for the record, a person could live two lifetimes and not see a more wonderful smile than the one iSm sports.

[CoasterMatt]

You could always order a fleshlight. :evil:

[Strangler Lewis]

Now see, I was going to mention that you know who was transferred up here, but alas now you'll have to go see him in Oklahoma City.

Is Voldemort gay?

[wendybeth]

Is Voldemort gay?

I heard he also votes Republican.

[Scrooge McSam]

Dammit!

Too short, too fat and no cowboy hat.

It's Dallas all over again.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Dammit!

Too short, too fat and no cowboy hat.

It's Dallas all over again.Brad, don't you have a taste for Southern charm?

[scaeagles]

I hestitate to answer his survey because I'd be getting a knock at my door....would be tough to explain that to the wife.

[innerSpaceman]

Oh please. Ex-Senator Craig's wife stood dutifully by his side.


Wives understand when their man has a gay thang going on the sly. If the man's successful enough, and worth putting up with their filthy secret for the sake of status and the children.


I daresay you measure up on those accounts, scaeagles. ;)

[RStar]

"Have her then, but you're a lordly fool. She's been plucked since I saw her last, and not by you... it takes a woman to know it."
:DShoot!! :(

Is Voldemort gay?Shoot!! :eek:

I heard he also votes Republican.Oh, so he's not all bad! ;)

You could always order a fleshlight. :evil:
I just may have to! :rolleyes:

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Now see, I was going to mention that you know who was transferred up here, but alas now you'll have to go see him in Oklahoma City.What do you know that I don't? I have not heard about Him being traded to anyone besides the Sonics.

[Prudence]

What do you know that I don't? I have not heard about Him being traded to anyone besides the Sonics.

Sonics are moving to OK.