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Tref
09-27-2007, 05:59 PM
Who would have thunk? I only wish my family, friends, co-workers & neighbors could be here with me right now to share this precious moment, but they're all in Heaven now, walking with Jesus.

Or, they're just not returning my calls.

Hmmph. Some celebration. Where is my celebratory party? Where are my cupcakes with the forbidden silver sprinkles? When is it my time to shine?

Am I not supposed to get my pick up of LoT swag, or some sort of gold plaque with my name inscribed and a pleasure trip to Granada Hills?

I want to live! I want to see Paris before I die, or she dies. I want to mingle and tango with pringles and mangos. I want to see the sun rise and moon set. I want to drink from the cup of life & not get any germs. I want to wear a hat made of solid gold and shoes made of cheese, like they did in the old days before they knew better. I want to learn how to swim or eat at a fine resturant without needing a lobster bib. I want to speak when I am spoken to, climb a small mountain and not jump from a plane but tell people I did anyway. In fact, I don't want to do all the things I have never done before because I was too scared not to do the things I quite simply never want to do, but then tell people I did them anyway.

What say thee, life?

blueerica
09-27-2007, 06:31 PM
I say lobster bibs can be a good thing. Though I tend to do without, I should. I end up with the worst kinds of butter stains down my front.

Motorboat Cruiser
09-27-2007, 06:42 PM
You may have 999 happy posts... but (does everyone see this coming?) there is always room for 1000.

Yeah, sorry.

RStar
09-28-2007, 08:37 AM
You may have 999 happy posts... but (does everyone see this coming?) there is always room for 1000.

Yeah, sorry.

This was my thought exactly!


Wow Tref, how poetic! You made your post 999 count for sure!

Cadaverous Pallor
09-28-2007, 11:44 AM
Only here, at our illustrious LoT, could this happen. :cheers:

Scrooge McSam
09-28-2007, 12:17 PM
When is it my time to shine?

Every time you post

3894
09-28-2007, 01:46 PM
http://www.streetswing.com/histmai2/gif/1verae4.gif

Capt Jack
09-28-2007, 02:52 PM
wow...you've got some nice legs :cool:

Cadaverous Pallor
09-28-2007, 03:59 PM
http://www.streetswing.com/histmai2/gif/1verae4.gif

wow...you've got some nice legs :cool:Hmm, I guess I'm the odd looking chick on the top of the pyramid...

Ghoulish Delight
09-28-2007, 04:04 PM
Hmm, I guess I'm the odd looking chick on the top of the pyramid...
I think that's a dude.

RStar
09-28-2007, 11:47 PM
I think that's a dude.

That's why she looks odd.......

Not Afraid
09-29-2007, 09:37 AM
99 bottles of beer on the wall.......

Kevy Baby
09-29-2007, 09:42 AM
99 bottles of beer on the wall.......Take one down, pass it around

3894
09-29-2007, 01:35 PM
http://www.abbebuck.com/amazon/image005.jpg

Gn2Dlnd
09-30-2007, 12:52 AM
I end up with the worst kinds of butter stains down my front.

You should get better butter.

RStar
09-30-2007, 09:20 AM
You should get better butter.

Blueerica got better butter to make the batter better, but it made the batter bitter.

Tref
09-30-2007, 10:17 AM
You should get better butter.

Hehe.