Bear For Hire

[lashbear]

Going Cheep.

...I'm now in-between Jobs. Gotta love me.

I'm confident it won't take long before another job turns up. :D

See, I AM an Optometrist. The glass is always half full. And it's the top half !

Luckily, in this country we dont get unemployment support unless we look for 10 jobs a week. I've GoTTA get one soon.

...in other news I love the Zoetrope in DCA. I want one. Thanks for the vid on Youtube, Isaac. :snap:

[~MS~]

Huggs to my favorite Bear and I'm sure you'll be gainfully employeed soon!

[flippyshark]

I'm certain I can find holiday employment for you in Orlando. Come on up and I'll get you fitted for a Santa suit.

[BDBopper]

Best of luck Lashbear! We're rootin' for ya! :)

[mousepod]

I know you'll find something great. This sounds like the perfect opportunity to try something new and exciting. Cheesemaker? Dance Instructor? Perhaps you could use your spare time to set up the Antipodean Land Company and build a Disney park...

[innerSpaceman]

It sounds to me like the perfect time to make a really BIG CHANGE.



America Beckons.







That is all.









aka, I miss you. And, whew, I'm just glad you posted something .... even if it's to say you're out of a job. My law firm is closing up shop at the end of the year. Come back to the States ... we can look thru the Want Ads together!

[Nephythys]

It is good to see you- I posted a "missing" thread a while back :(

But you're fabulous- who wouldn't want to hire you!

*hugs*

[Gemini Cricket]

I was wondering what was going on with my favorite didgeridude!
:D

Something will come your way, I know it.
Chin up, Mr. Lashbear.
:)

[JWBear]

...See, I AM an Optometrist. The glass is always half full. And it's the top half !

Are all optometrists optimistic? I didn’t know it came with the job! ;)

[blueerica]

I know you'll find something great. This sounds like the perfect opportunity to try something new and exciting. Cheesemaker? Dance Instructor? Perhaps you could use your spare time to set up the Antipodean Land Company and build a Disney park...

Make cheese... send to blueerica...

[BarTopDancer]

We were worried about you mister!

You'll find something fantastic!

[flippyshark]

I know you'll find something great. This sounds like the perfect opportunity to try something new and exciting. Cheesemaker? Dance Instructor? Perhaps you could use your spare time to set up the Antipodean Land Company and build a Disney park...

After all, a great man once said, "Blessed are the cheesemakers."

[Morrigoon]

I agree with iSm... time to make a BIG change ;) We have those things of which you seek which are called "jobs". We could find you a nice shiny one with healthcare and bacon.

[katiesue]

Good luck - I hope something comes your way quickly.

On the other hand I've got a spare bedroom here - just sayin ;)

[Disneyphile]

I'm sure the fire department is hiring here in SoCal. And, you'd get to work with other hot firefighters. ;)

[Not Afraid]

I still need a house cleaner. Will you wear a tiny LoT thong while cleaning? Yes? You're hired!!

[Isaac]

...in other news I love the Zoetrope in DCA. I want one. Thanks for the vid on Youtube, Isaac. :snap:

Anytime Rob

Is it 2009 yet ? ;)

[scaeagles]

As someone who absolutely LOVES his new job (well, it's been 14 months, so I guess it isn't that new anymore), I am fully confident that gainful and enjoyable employ will be headed your way soon.

[CoasterMatt]

Hey lash!

You could always come work at the House of Horrors maze. :D

[lashbear]

Hey lash!

You could always come work at the House of Horrors maze. :D

Yes !! Blindfolded and with a peg on my nostrils, and plugs in my ears. I might just be able to do it !! ;)

[Disneyphile]

You could always come work at the House of Horrors maze. :DJust offer guests some haggis with a side of vegemite, and they'll scream for sure. :p

[Isaac]

Yes !! Blindfolded and with a peg on my nostrils, and plugs in my ears. I might just be able to do it !! ;)
Sounds more like you & Greg at Temptress last year :evil:

[lashbear]

Sounds more like you & Greg at Temptress last year :evil:
Gosh, I've missed you !!!! :p

DP: Ha Ha !! :blush: Hmmmmmm.... If I use Vegemite dissolved in hot water in place of the Stock....

[BDBopper]

Bacon? Did someone say bacon? LOL

[BDBopper]

I still need a house cleaner. Will you wear a tiny LoT thong while cleaning? Yes? You're hired!!

If he won't do it, I will for room and board. LOL I'll do dishes, laundry, take out the trash, whatever you want.

[lashbear]

If he won't do it, I will for room and board. LOL I'll do dishes, laundry, take out the trash, whatever you want.
Ah, first we need to see your credentials. Could you please post a pic of you wearing a Thong. Thank you.

[BDBopper]

Ah, first we need to see your credentials. Could you please post a pic of you wearing a Thong. Thank you.

Are you sure you want me to do that? I don't want to blind people.

[Kevy Baby]

Ah, first we need to see your credentials. Could you please post a pic of you wearing a Thong. Thank you.How about me in a thong (but without the thong).

http://home.mindspring.com/%7Ekevin_elder/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/kevy.jpg.w560h366.jpg

[Gn2Dlnd]

After all, a great man once said, "Blessed are the cheesemakers."

That was me.

[Strangler Lewis]

How about me in a thong (but without the thong).

http://home.mindspring.com/%7Ekevin_elder/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/kevy.jpg.w560h366.jpg

Puts a new spin on the classic tale, "Stone Soup."

[Sub la Goon]

Well, I am jobless now too.

Hence my ability to post on this message board during "business hours".

Chalk up another casualty of the Mortgage Industry here.

Good luck, Lash, and I hope things Look Up for you soon.
(Get it? He's an optometrist.)

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Well, I am jobless now too.

Hence my ability to post on this message board during "business hours".So there are people on LoT who don't post from work? wow...!

[Ghoulish Delight]

Perhaps someone is hiring a professional jet setter? You seem highly qualify, and we'll all happily be references.

[lashbear]

I could be a Professional Disney Guest, and travel the world going to all the parks and rating the ease of transport to get there, The tastiness of each menu in each restaurant in each resort, and then rating the luxuriousness of all the top suites in each Disney-owned hotel. Once I'd done all of them, then I'd get to start them all over again.

Where do I sign?

[€uroMeinke]

Someone recently suggested I become a professional hedonist - I keep returning to the pleasure I would take at being able to claim all hedonistic indulgences as business expenses. Now I just have to come up with a business model, once I do you can have the Aussie franchise.

[DreadPirateRoberts]

Someone recently suggested I become a professional hedonist - I keep returning to the pleasure I would take at being able to claim all hedonistic indulgences as business expenses. Now I just have to come up with a business model, once I do you can have the Aussie franchise.

Can't you write up your experiences, put them on a website, and let the ads pay for your next hedonistic experience?

[lashbear]

I have an interview !!

I've gotten through all the online culling and such, and have a final interview tomorrow at 3pm my time (it'e 10:45pm my time now just to orient you)

If I'm successful, I'll be working for a big international credit card company in their corporate cards division. Big Business. I think I'm their man.

Oh, did I mention the HUGE discounted airfares for international travel ?

I may be travelling Express to America next time !!!! :D

Yay.

[~MS~]

Most excellent news my favorite Bear! I'm thinking discounted travel is a mega perk with you and stoat!

[JWBear]

Good luck!

[MouseWife]

Oooo, I just wanted to step on here and send the Bear and the Goon some really big hugs and lots and lots of pixie dust for good luck!!

{Oh, and I'm sorry if your nick name is Sub instead of Goon, I just thought it sounded good....}

[lashbear]

Back from the interview - it seemed to go really well. I researched the company before going and they semed pleasantly surprised when I told them all I knew about the corporate cards division (I was on the money, thank goodness).

My answers to the questions were good enough that none of the other panellists needed clarification.

I should know in 24 hours. :D

I won't mention the company yet, but I AM an EXpert at giving hints about such things. :p

[alphabassettgrrl]

Excellent news, bear! :) It's good form to research the company so you can intelligently answer questions and shows incentive and interest. Companies like that. :)

Express to America??? Excellent! Come play at Disneyland more. :)

[Snowflake]

I agree with iSm, return triumphantly to America!

I'll send some good new job vibes to you! Please wave a cheery hello to Stoat from the snowy one in San Francisco. I think of you both and the mouspods every time I go back to Japantown for some good eats.

If you take Lisa's job, I want pics of you in a LoT thong hoovering!

[Snowflake]

I should know in 24 hours. :D


Awaiting breathlessly!

[lashbear]

I Got It !!!!!!!!!
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :coffee:

I start Monday at American Express in Sydney. W00T !!

[CoasterMatt]

YAY!!!!
:cheers:

[mousepod]

Congratulations!

[Snowflake]

:cheers: to Lashbear!

Congratulations my fuzzy friend!

[katiesue]

YAY!! Congratulations!

[CoasterMatt]

So, when are they gonna send you to America? :)

[lashbear]

Soon, I hope ! :D

[Morrigoon]

Woohoo!

[~MS~]

That is the best news of the day!!!! Congrats my friend!

[Kevy Baby]

I Got It !!!!!!!!!They make some good ointments to help with that.

Seriously - congrats

[BarTopDancer]

I Got It !!!!!!!!!
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :coffee:

I start Monday at American Express in Sydney. W00T !!

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wendybeth]

Too incredibly cool, Mssr. Lashbear- wtg!!!:cheers::snap::cheers:

[DreadPirateRoberts]

Congratulations!

[Not Afraid]

Damn! What am I going to do for a house cleaner?

Congratulations!

[€uroMeinke]

Congrats Lashbear!

[alphabassettgrrl]

Cheers, Lash!!!! Yay yay yay yay!!!

[flippyshark]

Oh, I just knew he'd do it! We're proud of ya, kid! Now go out there and shake up this crazy world!

(Why am I talking like I'm in a really old movie all of a sudden?)

[€uroMeinke]

Does this mean we can no longer rent you out for parties?

[innerSpaceman]

Wow, I'm so glad this thread has a happy ending.


C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S









when's your first holiday?

[Gemini Cricket]

I Got It !!!!!!!!!
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :coffee:

I start Monday at American Express in Sydney. W00T !!
Congrats! I knew you'd get it.
:) :) :)
:snap:

[Ghoulish Delight]

Yeehaw!! A big ol' congrats.

[lashbear]

Thank you all !! I'm still on Could 9 (or is that cloud 9?)

Wow, I'm so glad this thread has a happy ending.
C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S
when's your first holiday?

I did let them know that I needed about 6 weeks off in March 2009........ :D

[Cadaverous Pallor]

WTG!!!

[JWBear]

Congrats and a big bear hug!!!

[Nephythys]

*clap* *clap* Hip Hip Huzzah!!!

Happy for you hun- HUGS! :)

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Awesome news, congratulations!

[Prudence]

Yay! I hope it's an even better job than you think.

[scaeagles]

Woo-hoo! Congrats!

[Capt Jack]

Damn! What am I going to do for a house cleaner?



same as I do....




dont. :D


gratz lash.