Watch for Falling Cows

[CoasterMatt]

Thanks to Prudence for pointing this one out to me...

A Michigan couple wasn't hurt when a cow fell off a cliff and landed on their minivan.
The video report is here (http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2007/11/07/cow.drops.onto.minivan.king).

[DreadPirateRoberts]

An udder disaster.

[Nephythys]

Go ahead- milk it for all it's worth.

[JWBear]

Go ahead- milk it for all it's worth.

Damn! You beat me to it! :mad:

[Morrigoon]

She should be whipped for her impudence ;)

[Capt Jack]

gravity. such an unforgiving bitch

poor moo moo

[Ghoulish Delight]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Cow.
Interrupting Cow wh.....WHAM!!

[Gemini Cricket]

What a cowtastrophe!
What a nincowpoop!
:D

[Nephythys]

Watch it! Or you'll get creamed!

[Nephythys]

Damn! You beat me to it! :mad:

Meh, don't be jerky. ;)

[Not Afraid]

Now that's a story with some beef to it.

[Disneyphile]

Thankfully, no one was hurt in the moonuever.

[Kevy Baby]

Did he make it over the moon?

[CoasterMatt]

I guess now she's ground beef.

[Disneyphile]

I wonder if the insurance will go up due to the higher steaks from driving on that slab of road.

[GusGus]

this thread has made my day:snap:

[Nephythys]

It's very Moo-ving.

Steer your way in here!

[Kevy Baby]

To drive is human: to moo, bovine

[Kevy Baby]

I guess the cow had no place to hide

[Nephythys]

Can I pre-suede you to stop?

[DreadPirateRoberts]

Can I pre-suede you to stop?

I doubt Kevy will cowtow to your demands.

[Morrigoon]

Damn domestic Kobe beef.

But seriously, this is a rather tender subject, don't you think?

[Nephythys]

Well that's bull-

I wonder if the accident set off their horn?

I bet they hoofed it out of there!

[Chernabog]

But seriously, this is a rather tender subject, don't you think?

Another slice, anyone?


Chernabog gets it. ;)

[Morrigoon]

Thanks for beefing up my joke there, Cherny ;)

[Gn2Dlnd]

So, these people were out, pasture bedtime, making hay, and a cow piles onto their van? Who tipped the cow? I'd say they're half and half to blame. Two per cent, at the very least.

[Disneyphile]

I herd it landed on the hoof of the car.

[Gn2Dlnd]

It probably wanted to get in, but there was no more ruminant.

Room in it?

Get it?

[Gn2Dlnd]

Get it?

[mousepod]

It probably wanted to get in, but there was no more ruminant.

Room in it?

Get it?


Oh, Commodore. How cud you?

[Gemini Cricket]

I was just thinking, had it been a horse, a lot of people might be saying "Oh, the poor horse." But since it was a cow it's like "Haw haw, stupid cow."
:D

[Gemini Cricket]

What a bunch of bull. I don't want to start a beef about this thread, but I will no longer kowtow to the likes of y'all and steer clear from this discussion. I'm hoofing it out of here. Moooving right along.















:D

[Snowflake]

Poor Michelle, that had to have hurt
:(

[Ghoulish Delight]

I was just thinking, had it been a horse, a lot of people might be saying "Oh, the poor horse." But since it was a cow it's like "Haw haw, stupid cow."
:DThat's just the glue that holds us together.

[Disneyphile]

Goodbye cow. Until we meat again. :(

[JWBear]

Would you say that the minivan is now a cattle car?





And... When they phoned for help, was it a cattle call?

[Gemini Cricket]

They should have just steered clear...

[Morrigoon]

I was just thinking, had it been a horse, a lot of people might be saying "Oh, the poor horse." But since it was a cow it's like "Haw haw, stupid cow."
:D
Actually, my first thought was "poor cow", but the thread had already taken a punny turn, so I decided to run with the herd.

[Ghoulish Delight]

They should have opted for the ABS ("Anti-Bovine System") package.

[Kevy Baby]

One small leap for cow, one giant dent for mankind

[Capt Jack]

who'd a thunk! you cow-pun-chers could go on for so long?

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Seems like it was a nice car. Swanky paint job... leather exteriors...

[Morrigoon]

You should give us a pat on the back.

...On second thought, don't. :P

[Disneyphile]

Well, if they didn't already have a rack on the roof, they do now!

[Ghoulish Delight]

Introducing the 2008 MPV, built to surpass 5 star rating in the government's new Front Bovine Impact Safety standards. (I'm at work using Paint, cut me some slack on the sloppy photochop job)

[Mousey Girl]

Looks like Michigan needs to borrow our sign:

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n292/mousey345/Falling-Cow.jpg

[Morrigoon]

No way... you actually have a sign for "watch for falling cows"? That's better than our "watch for flying immigrant children" signs! (or is that just a really good Photoshopping?)

[Gn2Dlnd]

Oh, Commodore. How cud you?

I chewed it over awhile.

Dairymaid any false accusations, and before anyone pints any fingers, I'll butter foot just slipped.

[Ghoulish Delight]

I don't have the 4 stomachs for this thread anymore.

[BarTopDancer]

Wow, there is a lot at steak while driving through that area.

[Morrigoon]

Well, usually when cows fall it isn't a direct hit, they just sort of graze the side of the car on the whey down.

[Capt Jack]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MAKE IT STOP!!!!

(actually dont. Im laughing my ass off at this thread)

[Disneyphile]

Ah. Just prodding us to continue, aren't ya? ;)

[CoasterMatt]

What this thread needs is....

http://members.dslextreme.com/users/pantsonfire/images/cowbell.gif
MORE COWBELL!!!

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Another slice, anyone?
Chernabog gets it. ;)Brad gets it. Janet gets it. Rocky, you cannibal!

[Kevy Baby]

The couple just wanted to some fresh beef and fast service at the drive through

[Chernabog]

Well, usually when cows fall it isn't a direct hit, they just sort of graze the side of the car on the whey down.

Totally. To drive is human; to flatten SUVs, bovine.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Well, if it were Pigs flying, I'd be more concerned about the coming end of the world.

[Morrigoon]

What this thread needs is....

MORE COWBELL!!!

I'll gladly contribute in any way that I can...

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b321/morrigoon/Joe30thBirthday/P1060535.jpg

[Gn2Dlnd]

What this thread needs is....

http://members.dslextreme.com/users/pantsonfire/images/cowbell.gif
MORE COWBELL!!!

Best. More cowbell. Evar!!!

[CoasterMatt]

Well, if it were Pigs flying, I'd be more concerned about the coming end of the world.
I thought the end of the world would look more like this...
http://members.dslextreme.com/users/pantsonfire/images/chop.jpg

[Kevy Baby]

Its the end of the world as we know it and I feel bovine

[Not Afraid]

Moo-jo all around!

[Nephythys]

*sigh* this thread is so Moo-tivational.

[Mousey Girl]

No way... you actually have a sign for "watch for falling cows"? That's better than our "watch for flying immigrant children" signs! (or is that just a really good Photoshopping?)

Yep, it is an actual sign as you enter the top of the Kern Canyon, on Hwy 178. There was another one at the other end of the Canyon, but it was stolen.

[Capt Jack]

if I can find it, that one may be too :evil:

[JWBear]

I don't think you all realize that this whole conversation is mooooot

[DreadPirateRoberts]

What hath LoT wrought?

[Morrigoon]

A gaLactic cowtastrophe, I'd say.

[Mousey Girl]

if I can find it, that one may be too :evil:

I know exactly where it is...at least it was there before they started blasting away at the canyon again.

The first time I saw it I laughed so hard at the thought of falling cows. Then a cow fell, and it was no longer that funny. It doesn't happen as often as it used to.