Paris Hilton campaigns to save drunken elephants

[Morrigoon]

You just couldn't resist clicking, could you?

(That's okay, neither could I: http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=284021&GT1=7703 )

Actually, given her rep, this is probably THE best charity campaign she could latch on to - because her history with alcohol abuse actually makes her more legit, or at least not less legit. Kinda brilliant, in a funny-drunken-elephant-rampage kind of way.

[Morrigoon]

Whoops, I see BTD scooped me on this one

[CoasterMatt]

I think I was the one who posted the story about the drunken elephant rampage.

[Kevy Baby]

I think I was the one who posted the story about the drunken elephant rampage.Nope, it was BTD (http://www.loungeoftomorrow.com/LoT/showthread.php?p=172143#post172143).

[Prudence]

Nope, it was BTD (http://www.loungeoftomorrow.com/LoT/showthread.php?p=172143#post172143).

Yes, we need to keep our assignments straight. CM: Bovines; BTD: Elephants.

[CoasterMatt]

No, I posted about drunken, rampaging elephants here (http://www.loungeoftomorrow.com/LoT/showpost.php?p=168254&postcount=1)

[wendybeth]

CM wins for reporting on the drunken elephants, but BTD posted the Hilton tie-in and therefore is the overall weird-news winner of this round.

[CoasterMatt]

Man Marries Dog (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=126&art_id=nw20071113095913324C863921) - ain't that a bitch.

[Kevy Baby]

No, I posted about drunken, rampaging elephants here (http://www.loungeoftomorrow.com/LoT/showpost.php?p=168254&postcount=1)

CM wins for reporting on the drunken elephants, but BTD posted the Hilton tie-in and therefore is the overall weird-news winner of this round.Maybe we have CM to blame for Paris discovering this plight. I heard that she lurks on the LoT a lot.

[CoasterMatt]

She probably eats a lot of lobster corndogs, too.

[Capt Jack]

she should be trying to save her own drunk a$$ instead of someone elses drunk arlyfants

[Kevy Baby]

She probably eats a lot of lobster corndogs, too.Ooh... dems was gud!

[€uroMeinke]

Paris copied CM - he invented liking rampaging drunk elephants, that's his cause.

[Chernabog]

Man Marries Dog (http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=126&art_id=nw20071113095913324C863921) - ain't that a bitch.

See, this is EXACTLY what happens when we allow gay people to marry. :D Where will it end? Oh the humanity.

[Kevy Baby]

I can only find this in one place (http://www.kxmb.com/News/Nation/180706.asp) so far, so I am not sure if it is correct, but:

(11-13) 15:44 PST GAUHATI, India (AP) (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/11/13/international/i071548S11.DTL)—In a Nov. 13 story, The Associated Press incorrectly reported that Paris Hilton was praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India. Lori Berk, a publicist for Hilton, said she never made any comments about helping drunken elephants in India.


ETA: It is showing up in more places now.

[wendybeth]

Thank God! I was worried about those elephants- I had a sneaking suspicion that she was only after them for apparel purposes. I mean, how hard would it be to turn a pasted elephant into a matching bag and shoes?

[€uroMeinke]

So it was just Coaster Matt in a Paris Hilton suit?

[CoasterMatt]

I don't know how to reply... :)

[Morrigoon]

I can only find this in one place (http://www.kxmb.com/News/Nation/180706.asp) so far, so I am not sure if it is correct, but:




ETA: It is showing up in more places now.

Doesn't matter, they've gotten the attention by association either way.

[Not Afraid]

Paris Hilton on Parade.