Borneo's Gonna Die! (and maybe Katie Sue too!)!

[€uroMeinke]

They both have confided in me they have serious illnesses, so let's cheer them up in what may be they're last days.

Cheers,

:cheers:

[blueerica]

Bon Voyage!

OOPS!!!

I mean... get well soon!

Have some soup!

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n263/blueerica/chicken_noodle_soup_thyme.jpg

[lizziebith]

That's so SAD! But worse, I'm NOT going to die! No, I'm going to languish here, wallowing in bitterness and malice, wishing ill upon all those who done me wrong, until the very end of time. And then, it will begin anew: fresh rancor, fresh resentment, spewed forth until the very mountains of the Earth wallow in the bile of my sad existence. Over and over the cycle will repeat, until the planet's soil is worn shallow by the vile, nasty acid of my fury.

Hope y'all feel better soon, so you can enjoy that! *salutes* :)

[katiesue]

My dying wish is a trip to see Disneyland one last time. I could endure the pain if only I knew I'd pass through those happy gates just one last time before I tragically draw my last breath.

[katiesue]

erm and I'm sure Borenio would feel better if he could say his final goodbyes at WDW.

[swanie]

Oh man! Why am I the last to find out anything ;-)

I call dibbs on Katiesue's pirate coasters and Walt picture.

And know that Madzer is always welcome to come and visit them.

swanie

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Ain't that somethin? A thread about me dieing and everyone talks about themselves. ;)

[Gemini Cricket]

Ain't that somethin? A thread about me dieing and everyone talks about themselves. ;)
I know. I was thinking the same thing. I really was. I said to myself, "Hey, you're so cool." And I responded, "Me? No. Go on!"
:D

[RStar]

Well, then. I hope you guys have someone to scatter the ashes around Disneyland. ;)

But seriously, I hope you both feel better soon!

I hear a hot totti (SP?) does wonders! :cheers:

So have two! :cheers: :cheers:

Each! :cheers: :cheers:

:cheers: :cheers:

:snap:

[Gemini Cricket]

Here's a little something to help you on your last days:


One for katiesue:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b268/braddoc310/C57655Matthew-MacFadyen-Posters.jpg

One for Bornieo:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b268/braddoc310/t_18995.jpg

[CoasterMatt]

I told you not to eat at KFC!!

[katiesue]

GC - that makes me feel a little better.

But I think a telethon would be more useful :D

[swanie]

My dying wish is a trip to see Disneyland one last time. I could endure the pain if only I knew I'd pass through those happy gates just one last time before I tragically draw my last breath.

I smell something fishy....didn't I just book you a room at the DLH for January?

swanie

[katiesue]

I smell something fishy....didn't I just book you a room at the DLH for January?

swanie

UM - well I may deteroiate rapidly before then. I'm sure it's only a matter of days, two weeks tops. <cough, cough>

[CoasterMatt]

I think Bornieo caught something from one of the girls working Revenge of the Mummy yesterday.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

I'll be spending my final days on the isle of Waponi Wu where I will party for several days and then throw myself into a volcano. Orange soda will be involved...

[katiesue]

I think Bornieo caught something from one of the girls working Revenge of the Mummy yesterday.

That sounds like a very interesting story.

[swanie]

UM - well I may deteroiate rapidly before then. I'm sure it's only a matter of days, two weeks tops. <cough, cough>

Bummer. In that case, I might be in the market for a new bestest friend who would like to accompany me to the DLR for a fun few days of ringing in the New Year at the Happiest Place on Earth.

Might I have any takers?

Grieving in AZ :( ,

swanie

[Not Afraid]

Sheesh! i was just THINKING about the fact that we've never had any sympathy trolls.

Well, I guess that's 2 fewer NYE invites to send out. It sure makes my life easier. Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

[Morrigoon]

First the Alex thread, now this. I'm starting to suspect a joke.

But if it's not a joke, *hugs* (and if it is, hugs anyway)

[JWBear]

It's time for the magical powers of Shiny Happy Rainbow unicorn again!

Behold, and be well!
http://poljunk.gloriousnoise.com/images/unicorns-rainbow.jpg

[Not Afraid]

I just heard. Prudence is going to Sulkily Die.

[Prudence]

And flounce! You didn't include that! You're all so insensitive!

[katiesue]

I think Pru needs a telathon too.

[blueerica]

But, who will be left to simply sulk..

Oh wait, there's Alex...

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

Hello! Whataboutme???? Hello?!! Dying here!!

[BarTopDancer]

Don't be a freekin sympathy troll!

If you're gonna die, die already! Unless your "death" will be a giant YAGE. Then you'll reincarnate yourself but never come meet us.

[mollywog]

That's so SAD! But worse, I'm NOT going to die! No, I'm going to languish here, wallowing in bitterness and malice, wishing ill upon all those who done me wrong, until the very end of time. And then, it will begin anew: fresh rancor, fresh resentment, spewed forth until the very mountains of the Earth wallow in the bile of my sad existence. Over and over the cycle will repeat, until the planet's soil is worn shallow by the vile, nasty acid of my fury.

Hope y'all feel better soon, so you can enjoy that! *salutes* :)

*sniffles* That was beautiful!

[NickO'Time]

This thread is In-conceiveable! ;)

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

It's time for the magical powers of Shiny Happy Rainbow unicorn again!

Behold, and be well!
http://poljunk.gloriousnoise.com/images/unicorns-rainbow.jpg

All I see is a big red x - I'm never gonna see this f**king thing...

[Nephythys]

Gee- can I start a thread about how I am dying of some rare disease and have you all swoon over me and donate to my last trip to DL?

[3894]

Cuz we're having a quilting bee! The invalids will be needing a prayer quilt, just like this ...

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e192/Helen_3894/Fish_Quilt.jpg

'Cuz nothing says "Remember us in the will!" like a fish quilt, n'est-ce pas?

[€uroMeinke]

Gee- can I start a thread about how I am dying of some rare disease and have you all swoon over me and donate to my last trip to DL?

Sorry but Borneo already has that position and katiesue is his back-up. The position of Creepy Stalker is still open though

[Nephythys]

Sorry but Borneo already has that position and katiesue is his back-up. The position of Creepy Stalker is still open though

Cool- what are the qualifications?

[BarTopDancer]

Sorry but Borneo already has that position and katiesue is his back-up. The position of Creepy Stalker is still open though

Cool- what are the qualifications?

You must be a tall, red headed liberal who stalks men, their families all in the name of ham. :D

[Nephythys]

You must be a tall, red headed liberal who stalks men, their families all in the name of ham. :D

Tall- check
Red head- erm- no (need send new pic)

Stalk men- ok.....

Liberal - hell no:p

I think the creepy stalker should be tall, blonde, blue eyed conservative sweetheart that no one suspects until too late-

[BarTopDancer]

Tall- check
Red head- erm- no (need send new pic)

Stalk men- ok.....

Liberal - hell no:p

I think the creepy stalker should be tall, blonde, blue eyed conservative sweetheart that no one suspects until too late-

Humm.

Know any? :p

[Gemini Cricket]

You know, I'm really going to miss katiesue.






:D








Just kidding, Bornieo.
:D

[BarTopDancer]

KatieSue can't die until after tomorrow.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I'm looking forward to yelling "BORNIEO! BORNIEOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" when he jumps into the volcano.

[Nephythys]

Humm.

Know any? :p

I see one every time I look in the mirror baby!:p

[Moonliner]

You must be a tall, red headed liberal who stalks men, their families all in the name of ham. :D

Toasters. Don't toasters have to play a roll somehow?

[BarTopDancer]

Toasters. Don't toasters have to play a roll somehow?

Toasters are what MBC gets if he converts someone!

[Moonliner]

Toasters are what MBC gets if he converts someone!


ooh! I want a new toaster. What is he converting people to?

[Nephythys]

I'm eligible for a toaster- damn bitch cheated me.

[Brigitte]

Bummer. In that case, I might be in the market for a new bestest friend who would like to accompany me to the DLR for a fun few days of ringing in the New Year at the Happiest Place on Earth.

Might I have any takers?

Grieving in AZ :( ,

swanie

I'm right here and coincidentally I'll be there at New Years ;) We can spread KatieSue's ashes together ;)

[Nephythys]

I'm right here and coincidentally I'll be there at New Years ;) We can spread KatieSue's ashes together ;)

If you dump any at the Haunted Mansion or on Pirates we want pictures.:D

[Kevy Baby]

ooh! I want a new toaster. What is he converting people to?The cowboy way

[BarTopDancer]

The cowboy way

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ec/TheCowboyWay.jpg/200px-TheCowboyWay.jpg

:confused: :confused: :confused:

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Hey, Bornieo... the cemetery sexton called - your tombstone is ready.

[Nephythys]

Hey, Bornieo... the cemetery sexton called - your tombstone is ready.

ooo- make me one!!

Please!

[lizziebith]

...because he tried to read the thread called "Sooooo....?"

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

I'm looking forward to yelling "BORNIEO! BORNIEOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" when he jumps into the volcano.

Yes! But everyone must use the Goofy yoddle!


Hey, Bornieo... the cemetery sexton called - your tombstone is ready.

That is awesome! Now all I need is a casket with a sound system so I can listen to Chicago for all eternity!

[Morrigoon]

Jeebus... it's so dark out here my brain is thinking it's almost time to go home.. and it's only 1!

[RStar]

Jeebus... it's so dark out here my brain is thinking it's almost time to go home.. and it's only 1!

The way this thread is carring on, I think Morrigoon thought this was the Soooo thread. :D ;)

[3894]

I'm thinking all-you-can-eat $5.99 Chinese buffet for after the funerals?

[Disneyphile]

I'm planning on throwing the wake. I'll PM the invitees. If you don't receive a PM from me, know that you're not invited.

[Gemini Cricket]

It's weird that you would go to a "wake" to celebrate someone who can't.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

It's weird that you would go to a "wake" to celebrate someone who can't.

Oh, I plan on making an animatronic me and sticking it in the cofin.

Scare the s**t out of everyone...

[Gemini Cricket]

Oh, I plan on making an animatronic me and sticking it in the cofin.

Scare the s**t out of everyone...
Even better:
Have a big crank on the outside of your closed coffin. Each guest gets one full crank. A handful of lucky guests get a surprise when the coffin opens and your springloaded body sits up.
A dead man's Jack in the Box.
:D


Or Bornieo in the Box.

[alphabassettgrrl]

:: checking in-box for my PM invite::




Still waiting.

[Disneyphile]

PMs went out earlier. ;)

Fine. I'll be more honest and straight forward. I snubbed you all, including the deceased! So there! Ha!

It's going to be a great party too. I'm even hiring a live band to play "Dancing With Myself", and that's just what I'll do.

[lashbear]

Toasters are what MBC gets if he converts someone!

It's Toaster OVENS... and I've got a Kitchen full already.. have one of mine. ;)

I'm eligible for a toaster- damn bitch cheated me.

We want pics, video footage (with commentary) and a play by play slo-mo. (is mo the right word here?)

Oh, and Katiesue, I'll scatter you off the Mission Beach Rollercoaster..... Or the Chaos.... :eek:

[katiesue]

Oh, and Katiesue, I'll scatter you off the Mission Beach Rollercoaster..... Or the Chaos.... :eek:

As long as Stoat rides Chaos as well - I know it's his favorite :evil:

[Alex]

Frankly, I'm glad they're dead or dying. Frankly, it cheered me up. So I'm done sulking.

[Scrooge McSam]

There's our happy sunbeam, again!

Welcome back

[cirquelover]

Should the words Happy and Sunbeam really be in a sentence about Alex?

[Alex]

"Alex enjoyed the movie Happy Feet and then bought a Sunbeam hand mixer (http://www.sunbeam.com/productdetail.aspx?PId=226)."

I see no problem with it at all.

[frodo potter]

Even better:
Have a big crank on the outside of your closed coffin. Each guest gets one full crank. A handful of lucky guests get a surprise when the coffin opens and your springloaded body sits up.
A dead man's Jack in the Box.
:D


Or Bornieo in the Box.

Or you could get one of those motion sensors left over from Halloween. maybe one that said "Take me to Disneyland" every time someone comes within two feet.

Even better after the funeral attach it to the head stone and freak out the families of the people buried around you. Maybe James Earl Jones could do the voice.

[wolfy999]

Not Bornieo....Katiesue, OK, don't know her that well! Sorry Katiesue.

[cirquelover]

"Alex enjoyed the movie Happy Feet and then bought a Sunbeam hand mixer (http://www.sunbeam.com/productdetail.aspx?PId=226)."

I see no problem with it at all.

Except for the fact that I can't see you buying a hand mixer, but am impressed that you knew Sunbeam made them. I also have my doubts that you enjoyed Happy Feet. I know my husband hated that movie, then again he said it had too much dancing. Umm hello, it's called Happy Feet, wouldn't you expect dancing!?

I'm glad you're no longer sulky, now we need to ressucitate the others;)

[wendybeth]

How about "Alex was happy to discover that soon Bornieo and KatieSue would be beyond the warming reach of the glorious sunbeam."

Now, that's definitely more like him. I'm thinking he's moved on to gloating now.;)

[Alex]

Except for the fact that I can't see you buying a hand mixer, but am impressed that you knew Sunbeam made them. I also have my doubts that you enjoyed Happy Feet. I know my husband hated that movie, then again he said it had too much dancing. Umm hello, it's called Happy Feet, wouldn't you expect dancing!?

I loved Happy Feet. I thought I had reviewed it for MousePlanet but I guess not. Here's a MousePad thread as evidence (http://mousepad.mouseplanet.com/showpost.php?p=978500&postcount=4) (and as a bonus I later get to argue against the idea that children's entertainment must be topically bland).

And even if it is true that I hate everything (which I don't, just the things I like) I still have to eat. I'm reasonably good in a kitchen (though I don't often wish to take the time). I don't own a Sunbeam hand mixer but I do own an Oster; and I'm the one who bought it. Same with the stick blender and crock pot.