Is Our Lashbear a Ham Thief?

[Snowflake]

SYDNEY, Australia - Thieves stole 17.6 tons of ham and bacon from a warehouse and left behind a message busting the owners' chops, police said Monday.

"Thanks," the crooks daubed on a wall of the Zammit Ham and Bacon curers warehouse in suburban Sydney. "Merry Christmas."

Police said the robbery occurred some time between late afternoon Saturday and dawn Sunday.

Maybe he is bringing the bacon for NYE, I wonder? ;)

Full story here (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071203/ap_on_re_au_an/odd_australia_ham_heist;_ylt=Aq2jeIa.InBz9q34uHsu1 _Ks0NUE).

[cirquelover]

I saw that article this morning and instantly thought of Lashbear too! Maybe he is sending us all hams for Christmas dinner!

[Not Afraid]

I wonder of the Aussie police know what a ringer he is for this crime?

[Kevy Baby]

17.6 tons of ham and bacon. That MIGHT be enough to tide us over on New Year's morning.

[lashbear]

Does anyone know where I can get a lot of Ham Frills cheap ?

Oh, and LEO.... I have a proposition for you........

[Gn2Dlnd]

We may have to form a protective cordon around Phoenix.

Make that a protective cordon bleu.

[JWBear]

We may have to form a protective cordon around Phoenix.

Make that a protective cordon bleu.

With 17.6 tons of ham, you would need a hell of a lot of swiss cheese!

[Gn2Dlnd]

Cheese, I got.

[Moonliner]

Does anyone know where I can get a lot of Ham Frills cheap ?

Oh, and LEO.... I have a proposition for you........

ham-frill: Corrugated white paper like an Elizabethan ruff decorating the end of the bone of a ham

Oh.

[scaeagles]

I sense a bitch slap fight coming between MBC and Lashbear.

(How sad that I knew as soon as I read the title of this thread that I would need to monitor it because of comments like these.)

[lashbear]

That's right, MBC... as the old proverb says: "he who wields the Hams, wields the Power" !!! Bwah hah hah hahhhhh.

[Gn2Dlnd]

You know, it occurred to me that the thread should have been titled, "Is Our Lashbear a Ham Burglar?"

Thank you for your consideration.

[lashbear]

Robble Robble.

[Snowflake]

You know, it occurred to me that the thread should have been titled, "Is Our Lashbear a Ham Burglar?"

Thank you for your consideration.

OMG, I am genuflecting in the presence of superior intelligence (and humor).

All Hail Gn2Dlnd! and if any mod can change it, please do!

[Gn2Dlnd]

pshaw! :blush:

[lashbear]

George Bernard Pshaw

[Moonliner]

The Pshaw Of Iran

[LashStoat]

Robert Krellingshaw Arbuckle Lashmore !!!

OMFG what is all that ham doing in our basement freezer??????????

I went to get the christmas pudding I froze 3 years ago and it's buried in a sh1t load of ham looking meat food !!!

Fvck me - we could feed the entire Otheipian Nation on just two shelves worth...the Japanese may have a lifetime supply of Whale Bacon (search for the article on Susie-Ann Krellingshaw's composition re the History of Whale Bacon) but even the Japs can't hold a whale-fat candle to the porcine products protruding from our Paykel.

Really Rob...it'll be ham and ice cream, ham milkshakes and ham daquiris till the cows (sorry pigs) come home.

I love you honey, but your lice collection is (marginally) more managable...

The Stoat.

[lashbear]

you promised never to tell my full name you stoatgia Borgia you !!

The hams are the donations from that collection we took at the Worlds Biggest Lashbear Meat, for the "Save The Leo Spincter & Give MBC Something Fun To PLay With" appeal. It's OK, they're long life cryovacced.

The Christmas puddings gone We gave it out to those two Otheipian trick or treaters on Halloween when we ran out of the cat-sh1t er, Kitty Litter Cake - remember?

Ham Icecream's OK - remember that Iron Chef we invited over made it for us. But it didn't last long as the Lice Collection got to it first. We just blew the little suckers off and served it up to the boss anyway !!

Got any Ham Frills dear? the Lace Cockrings we got in Tijuana will do if you can't find any others. Here's a picture.....
http://users.tpg.com.au/adslgroh/pics/Rings.jpg

[Kevy Baby]

Robert Krellingshaw Arbuckle Lashmore !!!

OMFG what is all that ham doing in our basement freezer??????????

I went to get the christmas pudding I froze 3 years ago and it's buried in a sh1t load of ham looking meat food !!!

Fvck me - we could feed the entire Otheipian Nation on just two shelves worth...the Japanese may have a lifetime supply of Whale Bacon (search for the article on Susie-Ann Krellingshaw's composition re the History of Whale Bacon) but even the Japs can't hold a whale-fat candle to the porcine products protruding from our Paykel.

Really Rob...it'll be ham and ice cream, ham milkshakes and ham daquiris till the cows (sorry pigs) come home.

I love you honey, but your lice collection is (marginally) more managable...

The Stoat.Stoat:

You HAVE to post more often. MUCH more often.

[katiesue]

Stoat:

You HAVE to post more often. MUCH more often.

I heartily concur!

[Motorboat Cruiser]

That's right, MBC... as the old proverb says: "he who wields the Hams, wields the Power" !!! Bwah hah hah hahhhhh.


Damn, catch a little flu and you miss all of the good threads...

Hmm, 17 tons. That might make him tight again but, at this point, it's hard to say for certain. He's one honey-baked whore.

[scaeagles]

Sweeter than honey-baked, thank you.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Sweeter than honey-baked, thank you.

I thought that went without saying. :) You're still a whore though.

[scaeagles]

We are all but whores (butt whores?) with varying degrees in pricing. I just ahppen to like blenders and toaster ovens.

[Gn2Dlnd]

Hambone hambone, them hambone
Hambone hambone, them hambone
Hambone hambone, them hambone
O, hear the word of the Lord!

[Cadaverous Pallor]

You are all killing me, but the Stoat is the winner

[BarTopDancer]

OMG this thread is hilarious! I don't think I can explain to my co-workers that I am laughing at something my friends posted about hams, **** rings and butt whores.


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