99 Words for Boobs

[Pirate Bill]

99 Words for Boobs (http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=62) by Robert Lund

"Frontal Lobes"... hehe :D

[Ghoulish Delight]

99? Quitters.

[Strangler Lewis]

Show us your quitters?

Why not.

[Kevy Baby]

Sweater Puppies - is that one in there? EH liked that one.

(I can't listen to stuff at work - being in a cubicle farm is not conducive to hiding the fact that I am not working.)

[RStar]

Oh, I thought we were going to start a list. ;)

[Chernabog]

Oh, I thought we were going to start a list. ;)

Fine fine. I'll start a "101 Things To Call A Dick" in the other thread. :D

[Peachy Keen]

armadillos?

[Kevy Baby]

Fine fine. I'll start a "101 Things To Call A Dick" in the other thread. :DRichard

[Chernabog]

Richard

I once knew a guy who thought calling it Stanley was nice (i.e. cuz it was a power tool). Oh man, that kinda unoriginality kinda makes me yammy in my mouth a little.

Then again, it was pretty.

[Not Afraid]

One of the highlights of my week was overhearing a conversation by a VERY familiar voice. The voice was talking about TaTas and said the word over and over. After about the 5th TaTa I realized who the voice belonged to. It was Tom Schnabel. (I guess I don't hear him say TaTas much on the air.)

[Ghoulish Delight]

The car, perchance?

[Not Afraid]

Where was I? No, not the car. I was in the lobby of Royce Hall.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Where was I? No, not the car. I was in the lobby of Royce Hall.
Haha, no I mean, perhaps he was referring to the Indian car company TaTa, which has been in the news for producing a $2500 car.

[€uroMeinke]

I have trouble with the word "boobies" - I much prefer tits, breasts, or cleavage,

[Kevy Baby]

The "problem" I have with Tits (the word, not the actually things) is that every time I hear the word, I think back to George Carlin's Seven Words You Can Never Say On TV routine and the segment on Tits
...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here, man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits, Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does not belong on the list.

[RStar]

Fine fine. I'll start a "101 Things To Call A Dick" in the other thread. :D

Fine. Go ahead. Mine's Brunno. My wife named it. :D

Although I'm partial to:

"Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower"

"Tobias the Cheeky Monkey"

"One Eyed Wonder Weasel"

"Granite Edifice"

Or

"Gristle Missle"

[Prudence]

I have a sudden urge to listen to "Firing the Surgeon General".

[Cadaverous Pallor]

All of the more "fun" euphemisms for penises gross me out, blech. And I love me some c0ck, so go figure.

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Heh, I liked his use of "Picasso Cubes" as euphemism for boobs - excellent gag.