Lesbians Win; Men Obsolete

[CoasterMatt]

http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/02/02/0244213&from=rss

"British scientists have discovered a way to turn female bone marrow into sperm, allowing women to reproduce without the need of male companionship. All children born of this method would be female, due the lack Y chromosomes, and there is high chance of birth defects. Eggs also can be created from male bone marrow, but men looking to reproduce would still need to find a surrogate mother to handle the gestation period. I'd like to take a moment to welcome our new amazonian overlords and remind them that men are still very good at mowing lawns and fixing cars."

[innerSpaceman]

I wonder if they'll have to read a listing of the probable birth defects over the television commercials for this one??

:D

[Capt Jack]

I'd like to take a moment to welcome our new amazonian overlords and remind them that men are still very good at mowing lawns and fixing cars

we're so 'effed
:(

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

The birth defects include growing a Penis and occational Vagina fireballs...

[CoasterMatt]

HAHAHA!!

[Kevy Baby]

we're so 'effed
:(No we're not. I have just one word:


Spiders!

[JWBear]

I'd like to take a moment to welcome our new amazonian overlords and remind them that men are still very good at mowing lawns and fixing cars

So are lesbians.

[Isaac]

Those kids will have the Disney look.

;)

[Jazzman]

Good thing for Bill Clinton that this wasn't discovered thirty years ago.

[alphabassettgrrl]

Fascinating!

I'm very good at mowing the lawn and smashing spiders. Maybe not so happy about cleaning up flattened spiders, but I'll smash 'em no problem.

Long live the lesbian rulers! :)

[Ghoulish Delight]

British scientists have discovered a way to turn female bone marrow into sperm,

Ewww, now I've got this disturbing concept in my head of a woman walking around with bone her entire skeleton having a cream filling...

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Good thing for Bill Clinton that this wasn't discovered thirty years ago.

Why do so many people imply that a strong woman must be a lesbian? Sure, I know plenty of strong lesbians, but I know plenty of strong straight women, too.

Also, GD - SICK! Though I can think of several "suck out the marrow of life" jokes to accompany.

[Jazzman]

I wasn't implying that. I was joking that Hilary just plain wouldn't need Bill if she could reproduce asexually. Honestly, the thought of her diving for muff gives me all kinds of ickies. Bleh...

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Ah. Sorry to jump to conclusions! I've heard so many people imply her orientation that I assumed you were, as well. And contrary to the popular adage, assuming only makes an ass out of me.

[SacTown Chronic]

I've long assumed no penis wanted to get to know Hillary and the feeling was mutual.


Where does the perception that she's a strong woman come from? I've never had that impression of Hillary....she's long seemed a coattail rider to me.

[Capt Jack]

Honestly, the thought of her diving for muff gives me all kinds of ickies. Bleh...

...and with that, Capt Jack jumps ship on this thread.