So, I'm wondering.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

I'm wondering what food, other than asparagus, can make one's urine smell like asparagus has been eaten. I'm wondering becasue I cannot stand that smell, and would like to only have to experience it after eating asparagus, a vegetable I love. It's a worthy sacrifice then. If I can avoid eating this other thing, I'd prefer to do so, because YUCK.

I'm wondering why there isn't a cure for acne, yet.

I'm also wondering about all this certified mail I have to prepare for mailing right now. It's already been sealed. Why is it so important?

What are you wondering about?

[Ponine]

I'm wondering why it is that men and women seem to speak such different languages.
Why isnt it as simple, as I like you, you like me, why cant we just shag?

Why can I not find the Dasani lemon water anywhere but the cold case at VONS?

Why did no one proofread the circular BEFORE it was sent out to all the sites, now causing many many confused phone calls.

Who broke the revolving tray in the microwave? And why wont they fess up?

Why havent they devolped a cure for rosecea that works for me?

Why cant I be taller?
Why cant I have more confidence?

[SacTown Chronic]

I'm wondering why EH 1812 cares that her urine smells like asparagus.


I'm also wondering what the odds are that Crystal will throw one my way tonight.

[MerryPrankster]

OMG....this thread is right up my alley! My mind is always going a mile a minute with crazy thoughts and wonderment.

~I'm wondering if GC and LSPE are having nice birthdays... I'm hoping they are.

~I'm wondering if my husband might pass out. He had oral surgery today and he hasn't eaten anything. He's now on percocet and Diet Pepsi. I'm watching him closely.

~I'm wondering how long our Spring-like weather will last. It is so gorgeous today. The sky is the most beautiful shade of blue.

~I'm wondering if I have a bag of TJ's asparagus in the freezer.

~I'm wondering if STC will get one thrown his way tonight. :D

[Cadaverous Pallor]

STC's wondering makes me wonder why we don't have a national Sex Day. Or Get Laid Day. Or Get Off Day. I'm open to name suggestions.

This wondering caused me to enter "national sex day" into google. What kind of a social commentary is it that the sites I get are about national sex offenders, World AIDS Day, and Prevent Teen Pregancy Day? Why are all our "days" depressing ones?

[Ghoulish Delight]

STC's wondering makes me wonder why we don't have a national Sex Day. Or Get Laid Day. Or Get Off Day. I'm open to name suggestions.There are 7 of them. I call them "Monday" "Tuesday" "Wednesday" "Thursday" "Friday" "Saturday" and "Sunday".

[€uroMeinke]

I wonder how much I can get away with, why we really need insurance, if there's light at the end of the tunnel, what Mouse Adventure will really be like this time around, why some people just can't seem to get along, what other people think of me, whether I'm really content, why coffee never tasts as good as the first sip in the morning, what will the traffic be like, how much longer will I be able to post from work.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

There are 7 of them. I call them "Monday" "Tuesday" "Wednesday" "Thursday" "Friday" "Saturday" and "Sunday".

You are cracking me UP today.

[Ghoulish Delight]

I'm thinking about Tony, wondering where he could be, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of me, and whether he'll ever return someday.

[Kels]

After reading Not Afraid's "I feel so bad" post, I'm wondering how I can sneak a quik visit to Chevy's into my evening plans for some tamales. Mmm tamales.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

I'm wondering why EH 1812 cares that her urine smells like asparagus.


I'm also wondering what the odds are that Crystal will throw one my way tonight.

LOL at the second. As to the first:

Because it is pungent. And I fear other people in stalls next to me will notice it. It’s unusual and makes me wonder if it’s signs of a cancer slowly taking hold of my body. It's a sick smell.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I'm thinking about Tony, wondering where he could be, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of me, and whether he'll ever return someday.I think you ought to stop wondering about Tony, wondering where he is, you know, who he's with, what he's thinking, whether he's thinking of you, and whether he'll ever return to you one day.

[SacTown Chronic]

Now I'm wondering if EH 1812 is drinking enough water. I'm also wondering why my answer to almost every potential medical type situation is "drink more water".

[€uroMeinke]

I wonder how many people actually take note to smell their pee

[Not Afraid]

After eating asparagus, how can you not?

[€uroMeinke]

I wonder if my pee will smell better after drinking pineapple juice, I wonder if pee can ever smell good...

[Ghoulish Delight]

I'm wondering how long it's going to take for all of the equpiment I need to actually do my job to come in. I'm wondering if anyone actually expects me to get my job done without enough equpiment.

[Scrooge McSam]

Wondering how I would deal with the possibility of having one thrown at me tonight.

... well, and the whole "Tony" thing. I'm wondering about that too.

[SacTown Chronic]

I wonder how many people actually take note to smell their pee
I'm wondering if it's a gender thing due to the fact that the way women pee is different than men. Maybe the closer proximity to the bowl from sitting allows them a better opportunity to smell the pee. I'm wondering because I don't ever remember smelling my own urine -- but that could be because of all the water I drink. I wonder if I'll remember to check the next time I go number one.


I wonder why this topic interests me.

[blueerica]

I'm wondering if a certain patient will call me back. He's been so hard to reach, and he always has this attitude like we're screwing up with something. It doesn't help that we didn't get the voice message he left at our office at 730 this morning, until half an hour ago.

I'm wondering if I'll get out of here earlier because the doctor's gone.

I'm wondering if my paycheck's going to be tiny, like it was last week.

I'm wondering if my tax return check is going to automatically deposit itself soon.

I'm wondering if I'll ever catch up to all these projects I have going on.

I'm wondering what's going to happen this weekend, exactly, because it seems things never quite turn out the way they are originally planned.

I'm wondering if I'll be able to afford a massage or a manicure/pedicure soon, because I'd actually like to get all 3.

I'm also wondering how my hair can be half curly and half straight at all times without a curling iron, or flattening iron.

And the asparagus thing. I wonder that, too. Beets can change the color of urine, but I love them when they're freshly roasted. An easy decision for me to sacrifice. And think of all the good you're doing for your body, eating all these good foods! Though I do remember being panicked that once...

[blueerica]

I wonder if my pee will smell better after drinking pineapple juice, I wonder if pee can ever smell good...'

I don't know about pee, but the pineapple can make other things better! ;)

As she looks nervously around the office to see if anyone's behind her...

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Now I'm wondering if EH 1812 is drinking enough water. I'm also wondering why my answer to almost every potential medical type situation is "drink more water".

I'm wondering if you've ever seen Lewis Black's comedy routine about water. If you haven't, it's pretty darn funny.

Also, to answer your question, I NEVER drink enough water. I have to force myself to remember to drink it. But this is an exceptional odor. I mean, there's strong pee smell. And then there's asparagus pee smell, and apparently something LIKE aparagus pee smell. I might take Chris' advice to self and drink some pineapple juice in addition to your veiled advice to drink more water. Though I thought pineapple juice was more about deodorizing unpleasant sperm smell than anything else.

[Not Afraid]

I wonder if my pee will smell better after drinking pineapple juice, I wonder if pee can ever smell good...

I wonder if that "other" stuff can ever taste good? :evil:

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I wonder how much I can get away withA lot more than you thinkwhy we really need insurance,It's in Murphy's Law, somewhere if there's light at the end of the tunnel,Always. Whether you make it to the end of the tunnel alive is the kicker.what Mouse Adventure will really be like this time around,That makes two of us why some people just can't seem to get along,Variety is the spice of life and the stuff of conflict. what other people think of me,People love you. I've heard a lot of sh!t-talking in my time and it's never about you. whether I'm really content,Sorry, can't help with that one why coffee never tasts as good as the first sip in the morning,Tastebuds get used to it what will the traffic be like,That's what the Caltrans website is for how much longer will I be able to post from work.:( Don't tell me you won't be able to soon!

[SacTown Chronic]

I'm wondering if you've ever seen Lewis Black's comedy routine about water. If you haven't, it's pretty darn funny.
No, I haven't. I wonder if I'll be seeing it soon.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Wondering how I would deal with the possibility of having one thrown at me tonight.

... well, and the whole "Tony" thing. I'm wondering about that too.My God it stinks in here! It stinks of stupid women wondering about Tony. Wondering where he could be, who he is with, what he's thinking, whether he's thinking of you, and whether he'll ever return someday.

[SacTown Chronic]

I wonder if drinking some pineapple juice will help my chances tonight.


I wonder if Crystal was joking when she said I could get better odds from MickeyLumbo.

[BarTopDancer]

I'm wondering if I should go to poker night with my co-workers after class.

I'm wondering how anyone expects us to get any work done with a slowass T1 line.

I'm wondering why my co-worker thinks it was a good idea to steal my idea.

I'm wondering what MA will be like.

I'm wondering how much I can spend at Sephora.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I'm sitting here at the slow branch (they need extra help on Thursdays for now) wondering how I worked here for over 1.5 years without going completely insane. THERE'S NOTHING TO DO!!!!

[BarTopDancer]

I'm sitting here at the slow branch (they need extra help on Thursdays for now) wondering how I worked here for over 1.5 years without going completely insane. THERE'S NOTHING TO DO!!!!

Or maybe you went completely insane and didn't realize it? :D

I'm wondering if I am actually going to do the things I plan on doing on my two days off. YAY 4-day weekend!

[blueerica]

So, I'm wondering why my left foot feels like it's been walking for hours, and my right foot feels fine. I'm wondering if I injured it a while back without really realizing it.

I'm wondering what I'll be having for dinner, or if I'll give up, and not eat dinner.

I'm wondering... Well,.. I'm just wondering.

I wonder if drinking some pineapple juice will help my chances tonight.

Perhaps... They usually increase Steve's...


I wonder if Crystal was joking when she said I could get better odds from MickeyLumbo.

I'd say the odds are always stacked in your favor with Dr. Lickey!

[MickeyD]

I'm wondering what I'll be having for dinner, or if I'll give up, and not eat dinner.


That is the exact same thing I'm wondering....

[Tref]

Why can't I have my cake and eat it too? I made the damn thing.

I was wondering if anybody will ever love me for what I am not. Opposed to not being interested in me -- period.

The Bhagavad Gita says that through chanting, we will eventually transcend into the realm of the Spiritual World. What I am wondering is, will we, as spirits, have pockets? And if so, how many pockets? Will the number of pockets our spiritual selfs have be determined by our actions on earth? What will we keep in these pockets? Will these pockets be labled, as with the pockets of Ronald McDonald, who has earned (through chanting) multiple pockets, each marked with the food that lies within?*

I wondering if you are going to finish that sandwich?

Why are there no phones in Heaven?

Why am I here, as opposed to someplace else, that maybe has a little more action going on?

Why does my can of Underwood Chicken Spread have a drawing of Satan on the label? Is it a warning to me not to eat it?

Where do our dreams go when we wake in the morning? And I am refering specifically to the dream where I wake up in a dry bed.

Why do we need mini M&M's? Are people really struggling with the regular sized ones?

Who wrote the Book of Love? No wait, let me rephrase that, who wrote the word, Loser, all over my copy?

[Prudence]

I wonder who my advisor is. I wonder what classes I'll take next year and how I'll choose now when I haven't even finished this year. I wonder what my cats are thinking. All the time. I wonder if I'll ever have kids. I wonder where I'll end up working. I wonder how long my cat will live. I wonder what the professor has been saying for the last five minutes. I wonder how much a "crown lengthening" costs. I wonder if I'll lose enough weight before vacation to justify buying new clothes. I wonder if I'll lose *any* weight before vacation. I wonder who will feed the cats while we're on vacation. I wonder how the ancient Egyptians did mummification. I wonder how to translate Linear A. And I wonder, still I wonder, who'll stop the rain?

[blueerica]

I wonder how much a "crown lengthening" costs.


I'm wondering what a "crown lengthening" is...

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I wonder about eating beans. And George Wendt. And George Wendt eating beans.

[AllyOops!]

I, too, wonder so many of the same thoughts that you are all wondering as well!

I wonder why I live in a constant state of self fear and paranoia. Will I ever be good enough? I've been told I am my own worst enemy, and critic, and I believe that to be absolutely true. Why am I so self conscious? Will I ever have confidence in myself?

Why am I so bashful? It breaks my heart that people often mistake me for being "stuck-up" or "bitchy" when in fact I'm painfully shy. When I open up my mouth to speak, the words seem to lock themselves within the lump forming inside my throat. I freeze, not only around strangers, but even those that are my friends. So please know, if I seem quiet in person, or stay silent, it's not that I don't like or even love you. I'm just very shy. :(


Why am I trying to be everything to everybody? I jump through every hoop held out for me, like a desperate circus poodle. Why, more then anything, am I living my life for everybody but me? why did it take me so long to realize that epiphany? Why did it take so long for me to grow up? My life is much like an idle car purring in the driveway. Waiting for its passenger, or in this case, its driver, to finally come outside and take the wheel.

I suppose I am asking myself all of these tough questions because I am experiencing a colossal transition lately. A life changing, yet wonderfully fullfilling transition. I am preparing to move, and to a new city. It means embarking on not only a brand new journey, but a whole new life! As excited as I am, I am having lots of little fears. Will I acclamate to my new surroundings? Will I do well? Will I make everybody I love proud? My family? My friends? I hope with all of my heart I have their support, for I really need it. I know deep inside of my heart how very worth it this is. For once, I am doing what I have always wanted, and needed to do.

Because two things are for certain without asking myself why. One, anything worth having is worth working for. Nothing good comes easy, and God never closes a door without opening a window. Secondly, pleasing people and making them happy matters to me more then anything. However, I guess I need to realize that I, too, am part of the "people" and that maybe I need to please me and make me happy. In doing so, I think that might make my loved ones really, really happy. Here's hoping! :)

[Kevy Baby]

I'm wondering if I am going to make it through all 777 posts that I had waiting for me upon log-in this evening

I'm wondering how long it's going to take for all of the equpiment I need to actually do my job to come in. I'm wondering if anyone actually expects me to get my job done without enough equpiment.Hasn't it already been mentioned that that is not a problem for the "girthy one"?

[€uroMeinke]

I wonder why people feel compelled to answer questions ;)

[Name]

I wonder why?

[BarTopDancer]

Why ask why.

[lizziebith]

I wonder if tonight will be the night I finally sleep. I'm seeing trails. Some of you know what I mean...

[Name]

try bud dry

[wendybeth]

I'm wondering why gorgeous, articulate Ally is so shy? I wonder if I will think she's a meanie if I ever have the good fortune to meet her IRL?;)

I wonder about Eliza's olfactory processes.

I wonder if all men think their urine doesn't smell? Because it does, really.

I wonder about Sac Town's.....Oh, hell- I flat out just wonder about him, sometimes.

I wonder what on earth I ever did to get to inhabit the same space as all of you wonderfully crazy, talented, and very fun people.

Oh, yeah- I also wonder just when in the hell my damn tax refund will get here?:rolleyes:

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

:gnome:

[tracilicious]

Now I'm wondering if EH 1812 is drinking enough water. I'm also wondering why my answer to almost every potential medical type situation is "drink more water".


I was wondering the same thing. I'm also wondering when Michael will take my advice and drink more water. That mans pee can stink.

I'm wondering now whether Michael is wondering if I'm going to throw one his way tonight. He better not get his hopes up. We've got a lot to do.

I'm wondering if Michael really doesn't resent diminished pregnancy sex drive.

I'm wondering if that was way too much information to share.

I'm wondering how long the weather will stay nice before it turns to sweltering.

I'm wondering if I'll get so big that I will explode. Or worse, not fit into rides at Disneyland.

I wonder wonder wonder whoooo-ooooo-oooo, who wrote the book of love?

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

The Bhagavad Gita says that through chanting, we will eventually transcend into the realm of the Spiritual World. What I am wondering is, will we, as spirits, have pockets?

This entire thing was a delightful and hilarious read.

[SacTown Chronic]

I'm wondering if tracilicious really doesn't have time to squeeze in a quick throw.

Norm! I'm wondering if CP wonders about George Wendt a lot.

I wonder if there's anyone nicer than AllyOfTheDolls.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I wonder why people feel compelled to answer questions ;)Because people get bored at the slow branch on Thursdays ;)

[Ghoulish Delight]

This entire thing was a delightful and hilarious read.
The Bhagavad Gita?

[€uroMeinke]

I wonder why the bible can't be a delightful hilarious read

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

The Bhagavad Gita?

Oh, shaddup, you!

[tracilicious]

I'm wondering if tracilicious really doesn't have time to squeeze in a quick throw.



Hmmm, time? Yes, I've got it. And while sex certainly is possible at places like my midwifes house, the hair salon, trader joes, and target, having a two year old along makes it considerably more difficult. ;) Come to think of it, he makes it considerably more difficult at home. :p By the time we get home we'll probably be pretty pooped. And it hasn't been nearly long enough for your token, "I'm exhausted, but I pity you" sex. Heck, it would be "Sex!? I've magically learned to defeat diminished pregnancy sex drive! I'm the smartest man alive!" sex. At least I no longer need to wonder if I'm sharing too much information. :eek: :p

[tracilicious]

Now I'm wondering how Tref knows there are no phones in heaven.

I'm also wondering if it looks like I stole Tref's book of love thing, when in actuallity I'm just a slow typer.

I'm wondering why Tref and I can make a reference to the exact same thing, yet his turns out infinitely funnier than mine.

I'm wondering if I really am getting stupider with each passing moment or if it just feels that way.

I'm wondering if I should be ending these sentences with questions marks.

I'm wondering how many years it will take me to get to a thousand posts.

[SacTown Chronic]

Now I'm wondering how a woman with so many can't-have-sex excuses managed to get herself knocked up. :p

[Ghoulish Delight]

I wonder where I'm going for lunch. It's on the department (I think we're treating a new hire to a welcome lunch or something).

I'm wondering if I'm going to have to brush off the VCR to make sure both Arrested Development and Desparate Housewives get recorded, 'cause they keep changing AD's time slot which screws with the DH recording on the Replay.

I'm beginning to wonder if this is going to be one of those days where nothing I try to get done at work actually works right.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

I wonder if I'll be able to swing for this t-shirt after my next paycheck. I want it want it want it.

http://store.muledesign.com/detail/squid_w.html

[€uroMeinke]

I wonder how I can be so bored and it's not even 10:00 AM. I wonder if I can leave early today, I wonder how my presentation will go tomorrow, I wonder how much time I'll actually take to go over it. I wonder if I'll make it to the park tomorrow. I wonder if Steph will beat the snow storms. I wonder if Steph has a ride from the airport. I wonder if we're insured today.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Now I'm wondering how a woman with so many can't-have-sex excuses managed to get herself knocked up. :p

Oooooooooh. ZING!

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

I'm wondering why some woman here are going out of their way to avoid having sex with their husbands.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

I wonder why the bible can't be a delightful hilarious read

Oh, I think it can. Job is great physical comedy.

[Ghoulish Delight]

I'm wondering if the new dressers I just bought from Ikea actually have more drawer space than the old one they replaced, or if it just looks that way. I'll find out when I try to put all my clothes back. I'm wondering if I'll be able to part with some of my old favorite t-shirts (many from concerts or vacations) that I don't wear anymore. I wonder if the super cheap really crappy Ikea dressers will hold up as long as the super cheap really crappy Home Despot dresser they replaced.

I wonder if I'm going to check out the Tiki Room tomorrow, or wait until the big meet next week.

[Betty]

I'm wondering why I haven't ever had roasted beets.

I'm wondering if you are insane if you ever realize it yourself.

I'm wondering why my sandwich is so salty today.

I'm wondering just how hot it's going to be when it's already 82 degrees at 10 am

I'm wondering what I'll be making for dinner tonight.

[LSPoorEeyorick]

I wonder why anyone wouldn't want to throw something their partner's way, biology excluded. I wonder if I will ever not be in the mood for throwing.

I wonder if Audra heard me last night. I wonder if she saw the tart we left her in the fridge this morning.

I wonder why T's mom wanted him to give me her grandmother's engagement ring yesterday if she's only really met me twice. I wonder what she thinks of me. I wonder when the answer will change from "not yet" to "now." I wonder what my mother will do to top that in the "mothers' competition to rush us faster than we're already rushing." I wonder if he wasn't joking about having our mothers plan our wedding so that we don't have to.

I wonder when the best time to call Rena would be. I wonder how she's doing.

I wonder why the side of my tongue hurts. I wonder if I bit it in my sleep last night. I wonder if anybody else does that.

I wonder if George knows his writing is thoroughly amusing.

I wonder if I should get back to work.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

I wonder if Audra heard me last night. I wonder if she saw the tart we left her in the fridge this morning.

Yes and no. But thank you for the tart. It will be a delicious evening treat or breakfast tomorrow morning!

xoxoxoxo

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Yes and no. But thank you for the tart. It will be a delicious evening treat or breakfast tomorrow morning!

xoxoxoxo

Gyaaaaah! Sorry 'bout that. :blush:

I'd make a tart joke, but it's too obvious.

[€uroMeinke]

Oh, I think it can. Job is great physical comedy.

Heh, that was exactly the book I read that convinced me, I'd never be a Christian.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Gyaaaaah! Sorry 'bout that. :blush:

I'd make a tart joke, but it's too obvious.

I didn't mind. It was happy and pretty sounding and made me smile and blush lots.

[SacTown Chronic]

I wonder why the bible can't be a delightful hilarious read

"You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical, you know. Pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence...gotta get me some of that." ~ Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

[Kels]

I'm wondering how many more beautiful days we'll have before the rain comes. I wonder if the rain's going to come at all and if I'm going to have to stare at brown grass all summer.

I wonder why my neighbor insists on washing his cars every.single.night. I wonder why when he's not washing his cars, he hosing down the driveway. I wonder what his deal is!

I wonder why I feel sick at the thought of attending my high school reunion this summer. I wonder why I didn't keep in better touch with my high school friends. I wonder why I'm such a schmo about those things sometimes.

I wonder if I'll try and skip out on going to church this weekend. I wonder if Mr. Right goes to my church. I wonder if maybe I'm just going to the wrong service. I wonder if I should go on Sunday instead of Saturday.

[BarTopDancer]

I'm wondering why all of a sudden I feel nausous and *weird*.

I better not be getting sick!

I wonder where I'm going tonight.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I wonder if I will ever not be in the mood for throwing.I thought it would never happen. I really, really thought that. But sometimes, I just don't want to. :eek: It's not often, though. There are plenty of times when I think all day "when I get home, I'm going to throw something his way." (thanks to STC, now that'll be the terminology I use :p) But I NEVER think all day "he sure ain't getting any tonight!" Seems like a sad thing to think about. Pondering withholding, on purpose? :(
I'm wondering why some woman here are going out of their way to avoid having sex with their husbands.That makes two of us, darling. When I do have to say no, I'm not in the mood, it kills me. I feel so bad, not just for him, but because I'm missing out too. But some nights it just ain't in the cards. Some days aren't good days to go to Disneyland either.

LSPE - I sometimes wake up with a bitten tongue. Ow.
I didn't mind. It was happy and pretty sounding and made me smile and blush lots.I'm so impressed at EH's honesty...I, too, don't mind hearing such things. :)

I'm wondering if the Tiki Room will live up to the hype.

[blueerica]

I'm wondering why, oh why, am I being tortured right now.

My whole tenant situation (LJ readers will know what I'm referring to) is making me so nervous, I have to pee all the time.

I'm wondering if I should have asparagus and beets to mark the occasion...

[Not Afraid]

I Wonder
I wonder, I wonder
I wonder why each little bird has a someone
To sing to, sweet things to
A gay little lark melody?

I wonder, I wonder
I wonder if my heart keeps singing
Will my song go winging
To someone, who'll find me
And bring back a love song to me?

[blueerica]

I Wonder
I wonder, I wonder
I wonder why each little bird has a someone
To sing to, sweet things to
A gay little lark melody?

I wonder, I wonder
I wonder if my heart keeps singing
Will my song go winging
To someone, who'll find me
And bring back a love song to me?



:D

[blueerica]

I'm wondering why I keep mojoing the same damn people...

[BarTopDancer]

I'm wondering why there is an empty box of thin mints in my freezer.
I'm wondering why I feel obligated to do my hair before I go and get it cut
I'm wondering why I just discovered this ubercute way to do my hair.

[Claire]

I wonder if I should tell the story of the time I had to go to the ER in the middle of the night and give a pee sample after consuming my weight in asparagus earlier in the day......

I wonder if you'd understand the extreme embarrassment I felt.

I wonder if you can imagine the grossocity of the smells emanating from that little cup.

I wonder if you can picture the look of complete disgust and dismay on the nurses face when I handed her my cup of steaming asparagus piss.

I wonder why I even had to piss in a cup when it was my back that was killing me.

I wonder who the hell Tony is and where he went. And now I, too, wonder when he'll be back from wherever he is.

I wonder if SacTown got any last night? I know I did. :snap:

I wonder is Simon LeBon is right now thinking about me and my self-perceived hotness and my drunken dancing and dialing random people so they could listen to me scream, "OHMYGOD!!! HE'SSOF*CKINGHOTILOVEHIMSOMUCHILOVETHISSONGIT'SMYF AVORITE!!!!CANYOUHEAR IT?"

[AllyOops!]

I wonder is Simon LeBon is right now thinking about me and my self-perceived hotness and my drunken dancing and dialing random people so they could listen to me scream, "OHMYGOD!!! HE'SSOF*CKINGHOTILOVEHIMSOMUCHILOVETHISSONGIT'SMYF AVORITE!!!!CANYOUHEAR IT?"

So that's what you said! :D As one of the random people you dialed, I was quite honored! I knew you had to be having an awesome time! :snap:

Simon does think of you. A lot. John Taylor told me this morning when I woke up, blissfully, in his arms. :evil:

Why oh why can I not seem to wake up & get my day started?? It's 1:00 p.m., and I have many tasks to fullfill, plus, I need to go to the cemetery to clean my Grandfather's headstone & lay flowers on his grave.

Sometimes, I get nervous before going to the cemetery. :(

Why?

[SacTown Chronic]

I wonder if SacTown got any last night?

A gentleman never tells. So no, I didn't. :(


But things are looking good for tonight! :snap:

[tracilicious]

Now I'm wondering how a woman with so many can't-have-sex excuses managed to get herself knocked up. :p

Twice!

I'm wondering if women with super high sex drives while pregnant really do exist? I'm wondering if drinking more water would help.

I'm wondering if husband's are lying when they say pregnant women are sexy. Do they also think whales and beached seals are sexy? I think it's a line.

I'm wondering what the actual sex average is for married couples. I know couples that go months. That can't be healthy.

I'm wondering why my stupid deaf dog needs to bark at nothing. He can't hear himselfd.

[SacTown Chronic]

I'm wondering if husband's are lying when they say pregnant women are sexy.
I wonder why it's true. I know I found Crystal to be very sexy when she was pregnant. I think it has something to do with that beautiful glow that only pregnant women get.

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Sue Johanssen, of Talk Sex with Sue Johanssen, the nifty better-than-lovelines Canadian show on Oxygen, says most couples are lucky to go once a week.

Hey now, if you get into pregnant-women-sexy-as-beached whales, you have to get into chubby-women-sexy-as-beached-whales. And I know men who'd surely disagree. It's all a matter of taste. Also, the actual whales are offended by your presumption that they aren't sexy. Their whale companions don't see why you don't see they're beautiful.

I wonder what the average is for whales?

[SacTown Chronic]

Sue Johanssen, of Talk Sex with Sue Johanssen, the nifty better-than-lovelines Canadian show on Oxygen, says most couples are lucky to go once a week.
I love that show! She sure knows her way around a vibrator.

[tracilicious]

I'm wondering why some woman here are going out of their way to avoid having sex with their husbands.

Oh, I hope it doesn't really seem that way. I love my husband and the sex is hot. And if LSPE's statistic is correct, we have more of it than average. But pregancy hormones really do put a damper on one's sex drive. Something about your body thinking it's done it's job or something I guess. We really are very busy today though, and probably won't get home until late (once we actually leave). So, I'm not by any means avoiding it, but I'm pretty realistic about the actual chances of it happening.

[MickeyLumbo]

I wonder if drinking some pineapple juice will help my chances tonight.


I wonder if Crystal was joking when she said I could get better odds from MickeyLumbo.

i wonder when Crystal needs to go grocery shopping and get her hair done and a pedicure.

[tracilicious]

Sue Johanssen, of Talk Sex with Sue Johanssen, the nifty better-than-lovelines Canadian show on Oxygen, says most couples are lucky to go once a week.

Hey now, if you get into pregnant-women-sexy-as-beached whales, you have to get into chubby-women-sexy-as-beached-whales. And I know men who'd surely disagree. It's all a matter of taste. Also, the actual whales are offended by your presumption that they aren't sexy. Their whale companions don't see why you don't see they're beautiful.

I wonder what the average is for whales?


I think whales are beautiful. Even the ugly ones. But they don't turn me on. Then again, neither does any animal. Which is, I'm assuming, how it should be. I halfway believe men who say that they find their pregnant wives sexy. It just makes one wonder how a guy finds a drastically different shape than one was seven months ago sexy.

I wonder why sea lions are called sea lions and not called their own name, say moogu, and land lions are not called land moogu. Can't each animal just have it's own name. They don't even look similar.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Oh, I hope it doesn't really seem that way. I love my husband and the sex is hot. And if LSPE's statistic is correct, we have more of it than average. But pregancy hormones really do put a damper on one's sex drive. Something about your body thinking it's done it's job or something I guess. We really are very busy today though, and probably won't get home until late (once we actually leave). So, I'm not by any means avoiding it, but I'm pretty realistic about the actual chances of it happening.


Heee. I've met pregnant women who feel the way you do. And others who felt the exact opposite. Sex, or - more importantly - orgasms, can ease discomfort and also assist with rushing along the labor towards the end of term, so I think from a biological standpoint, some women crave more sex because it's beneficial. Can't say for myself, as I've never been pregnant, and don't have plans to be pregnant in the future.

[Ponine]

I wonder, can traci's deaf dog really hear himself? Maybe.

I wonder, do they know there are ways for ladies with phenomenal amounts of excuses NOT to go to bed with their husbands to get knocked up?

I wonder, will I ever understand men?

I wonder if about the Sea lion thing too.. thats intriguing.

Things are not looking good for me for tonight.. I wonder if they'll look good for me at any time in the next.. two months or so?

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

I Wonder
I wonder, I wonder
I wonder why each little bird has a someone
To sing to, sweet things to
A gay little lark melody?

I wonder, I wonder
I wonder if my heart keeps singing
Will my song go winging
To someone, who'll find me
And bring back a love song to me?



Awwwwwwww, pretty-pretty-chirp-chirp!

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

I wonder if SacTown got any last night? I know I did. :snap:


Every little thing you post makes me go tee-hee; just a little bit of magic each time, you funny lass.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

I'm wondering about my self imposed dry spell. And I'm shaking my head at it.

I'm wondering about pseudonyms. I want to write books and poetry for children. And I want to write short stories and fiction for young-adults and adults. But, and some of you are already well aware of this, I tend to write about things that aren’t suitable for children and I don’t really want my writing for adults to be associated with what I’d be writing for kids. It’s the Lemony Snicket / Daniel Handler conundrum. Sure, even his kids books are a bit dark and twisted, but in a way that’s totally wonderful, witty and appropriate.

His book Watch Your Mouth is an operatic exercise in incest intrigue and pornography. Sort of. Understandable that he’d not want Daniel Handler beneath his A Series of Unfortunate Events. Of course, the pseudonym may have had less to do with modesty and more to do with his desire to be clever and have Snicket be an actual character in A Series of...’.

Anyhoo, I’m wondering what you guys think. If you were writing for kids, and writing for adults, and you wanted to use pseudonyms, would you want your real name attached to the adult works, or the kids? Seems like it would be more fun to get creative about coming up with an author’s name that kids’ would think super duper fun and strange.

Also wondering if any of this is necessary, as there are plenty of authors who write for adults and for kids, and just have the one name. But I love coming up with fun names!

Wondering if visual artists ever do this. Painters are sometimes accused of not being focused if they exhibit artwork that is varied in style. One could avoid this silly criticism if one simply submitted different styles of art work with different names. Tricky tricksters.

I’m also wondering what I’m going to do this weekend with no plans, little cash, and a desire to do something fun and social.

[Ponine]

I wonder why I have seen Ally at least twice but we have never met?

I wonder if I will actually get to see anyone this weekend since the people I really want to see are playing Invitational?

(I wonder if I should tell anyone that I'm bringing the 'One that Got Away' to MA?)

And to Eliza... I'd be tempted to use the pen name on the children's books. Something easy to remember... thats what I'd do.
And yes, I would totally have two names! I love discovering years later that two people were one in the same!

[DwoernAdale]

I wonder if my wife thought it was a line(that I thought she was sexy pregnant)

I wonder why I'm perfectly fine posting on other non-disney related boards, to the tune of 1,000+ post counts, but never feel up to snuff to post amongst the swanky posters here

I wonder if the wit and style of this community is too intimidating for me

I wonder if I have an inferiority complex

I wonder if I have low self esteem

I wonder if, like Ally, I am just painfully shy

I wonder if I'm afraid I will sound ignorant...or ill-informed...or just plain stupid

I wonder if I AM ignorant, ill-informed, or just plain stupid!

I wonder if anyone at LoT thinks I'm creepy because I lurk ALOT but hardly ever post

I wonder if I sound whinny right about now

I wonder if anyone realizes its threads like this that keep me lurking so faithfully, and laughing so hysterically

I wonder if I will cringe as I hit submit reply...no, I'm pretty sure I will

[MickeyLumbo]

i'm wondering if Allybell is gonna be ok today.

i'm wondering if i will EVER get a weekend scheduled off so i can socialize with you guys irl.

i'm wondering what Borneio was implying when he said:gnome:

i'm wondering if Eliza'a and Blue's pee smell ok today.

i'm wondering when GD and CP will be parents.

i'm wondering what its gonna be like on the Matterhorn in august.

i'm wondering if LSPE kept Eliza awake last night.

i'm wondering how women pee in a little cup.

i'm wondering if the Girls Gone Wild room will get shut done by the cops.

i'm wondering if NA and EM love me as much as i love them.

i'm wondering if KevyBaby is wearing underwear at work today.

i'm wondering if there are people in LoT that don't like me.

i'm wondering if Ricky Martin is gonna read the phone number on my boxers and call me.

i'm wondering if Cher's "Farewell Tour" is over this year.

i'm wondering if the History Of Disneyland exhibit (film) will show the '81 Rollin River Revue.

i'm wondering if my new job will ever get easy.

i'm wondering if BarTopDancer is having a terrrrific day.

i'm wondering how Tinky-Winky and SpongeBob Squarepants do 69.

i'm wondering how homosexual marriage could possibly threaten the traditional family.

i'm wondering if IsM thinks i'm a dork.

i'm wondering how much booze can SacTown handle.

i'm wondering.

[Claire]

i'm wondering how Tinky-Winky and SpongeBob Squarepants do 69.


Very carefully? We have both a Tinky Winky doll (the talking one that says, "again again" but sounds like "I'm gay I'm gay!") and a SpongeBob, so I'll experiment with them a little later. Right now I'm busy wiping spit off my monitor!!! :p

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I wonder if SacTown got any last night? I know I did. :snap:
:snap: over here too....I wonder how many swankers got some last night, if not directly because of SacTown's post, at least indirectly?
i'm wondering when GD and CP will be parents.I'm wondering when iSm and zapp will be parents. :eek: :evil:

I wonder why DwoernAdale thinks he's not swanky enough for us. :confused: We're just a bunch of dorks with a swanky front, is all.

Eliza - Roald Dahl did it. Adult books with adult themes, kids books galore, both with his real name on the cover. It's not unheard of. Me, I'd totally go with a pseudonym, just because Dr. Seuss' story tickles me. He used the pseudonym because he thought one day he'd write "real" books for adults, so he was saving his real name for that. Funny.

I always thought I'd go with the last name "Carroll" as an homage to Lewis Carroll - and then, my books would be right next to Alice on the shelves of children's libraries everywhere. *dreamy sigh*

[Ghoulish Delight]

. Right now I'm busy wiping spit off my monitor!!! :pI know Porche DiRossi's hot, but your avatar can't kiss (or lick) back.

[Claire]

I wonder how many swankers got some last night, if not directly because of SacTown's post, at least indirectly?


I'm thinking my sexcapades last night were due to the 1-2-3 punch of too much wine, Simon LeBon's ass, and my guy-that-got-away's eyes. I'm thinking my husband won't like that last reason....but um, I think as long as I "throw some his way" he's all right. ;)

I wonder how I can make it easier to type while licking Portia's SLUT right off that shirt? As you can see, I've already licked the S off.....now I'm just working on the LUT.

[MerryPrankster]

I wonder how I can make it easier to type while licking Portia's SLUT right off that shirt? As you can see, I've already licked the S off.....now I'm just working on the LUT.

Mmmm...LUT. I wonder if it's cherry flavored. :p


Oh crap, I wonder if I'm burning dinner....

[SacTown Chronic]

I wonder how I can make it easier to type while licking Portia's SLUT right off that shirt? As you can see, I've already licked the S off.....now I'm just working on the LUT.

I wouldn't mind helping you with that T.

[Claire]

I wonder if I should test the "Liquor before beer, never fear" saying. I'm wanting to switch from margaritas to Corona....damn that lime. Does it every time.

[MickeyLumbo]

i wonder why erections lasting more than 4 hours need medical attention.

[MickeyLumbo]

i'm wondering where the nearest urgent care is.

[Claire]

I'm wondering why Scott always knows what to post right when I've taken a big gulp of something.....and by "gulp of something" I mean a drink of something fluid. And by fluid, I mean water, coffee, or in this case, a margarita.

[Scrooge McSam]

Wondering if my excavation contractor will actually honor me with his presence tomorrow.

Wondering if I'll be able to resist stomping a mudhole in him if he does.

Grrrr

Wondering why I'm so thoroughly enjoying Claire's posts today. Lesbian tongue baths has never really been my bag... until now it seems. <goes for a cold compress>

[Not Afraid]

I wonder if I'll ever finish studying for my exam?

I wonder why procrastination is so fun.

I wonder why champagne is so good?

[€uroMeinke]

I wonder how many men take viagra, thinking they'll get lucky, who ultimately don't and are left with a hard on for 4 hours.

[€uroMeinke]

I wonder why Champagne and Potato chips are so good - and thank Marilyn Monroe everytime I have them

[Not Afraid]

I wonder why I don't look like Marilyn Monroe?

[MickeyLumbo]

i wonder if mixing viagra, Champagne and Potato chips increases one's chances of getting some "thrown at ya".

[Claire]

Wondering why I'm so thoroughly enjoying Claire's posts today. Lesbian tongue baths has never really been my bag... until now it seems. <goes for a cold compress>

MickeyLumbo converted SacTown and now I've converted Sam. We're even!!! WooHoo!!!

[MickeyLumbo]

i'm wondering which nightly newscast Dan Rather watched tonight.

[SacTown Chronic]

I wonder why anyone would switch from margaritas to Coronas, but, then again, I'm something of a Peter Pan/manboy when it comes to drinking.

I wonder what Sam is excavating tomorrow.

I wonder why I accepted a Viagra from my brother after he told me it doesn't work as well if you've been drinking or smoking and I asked him who the hell wants to fvck for 4 hours if they haven't been drinking or smoking.

I drank and smoked. Is it any wonder I only got 2 hours out of the effing little blue pill.

I wonder if that was the best 2 hours I've had in a long time.

[Not Afraid]

i'm wondering which nightly newscast Dan Rather watched tonight.

I'm wondering why I find this just sad.

[MickeyLumbo]

MickeyLumbo converted SacTown and now I've converted Sam. We're even!!! WooHoo!!!

and so the circle of life continues...

[Claire]

I wonder if that was the best 2 hours I've had in a long time.

I wonder if I should ask Crystal or ML how he or she felt about it?

[MickeyLumbo]

I wonder if that was the best 2 hours I've had in a long time.

Magic Eightball says: "Yes, manboy"

[Scrooge McSam]

I'm something of a Peter Pan/manboy

So could anyone really blame ML???

I wonder what Sam is excavating tomorrow.

The tomorrow part remains to be seen. It's a retaining wall along the south side of the property.

I asked him who the hell wants to fvck for 4 hours if they haven't been drinking or smoking.

You're killing me over here.

[Claire]

Maybe it's the margaritas talking....but I'm wondering why Thumper appears to be emerging from Bambi's ass in Sam's avatar??

WTF kind of sick animal porn are you into, Sam? And, uh, can I get a tape of that action?

[blueerica]

Maybe it's the margaritas talking....but I'm wondering why Thumper appears to be emerging from Bambi's ass in Sam's avatar??

WTF kind of sick animal porn are you into, Sam? And, uh, can I get a tape of that action?

OMG -- It totally does!!

I'm wondering how this thread ended up being SO DAMN FUN!! :p

[Claire]

I'm wondering how this thread ended up being SO DAMN FUN!! :p
I think lesbian licking, animal porn, asparagus piss, and our intimate knowledge of one another (okay, so Scott's intimate knowledge of Jason) have something to do with it.

And I'm still wondering who the hell Tony is. :confused:

Edit: I'm also wondering WHY I turned down another margarita when my husband (no doubt hoping to get some thrown at him) offered to make me another one.

[Scrooge McSam]

Ewww You guys are sick. I love that. We gotta hang out.

... and it came right off the dvd.

Now I have to change it. Y'all are right. It's starting to creep me out.

[€uroMeinke]

I wonder why my hedons keep increasing and if I shoud seek medical attention if this lasts more than 4 hours

[Not Afraid]

And I'm still wondering who the hell Tony is.






TONY is AVP's husband.

[Claire]

I feel like you're calling me a hedon, FancyE-uro. I wonder if you are.

I wonder why on earth we're talking about AVP's Tony.

[MickeyLumbo]

i'm wondering if anyone else noticed the Cheshire Cat in the Western sky tonight.

i'm wondering if Kermit's fingers really smell like ham.

[blueerica]

I think lesbian licking, animal porn, asparagus piss, and our intimate knowledge of one another (okay, so Scott's intimate knowledge of Jason) have something to do with it.


OH YEAH.. I'm 60%, that's right...

:p
:p
:p
:p
:p

[SacTown Chronic]

60% sounds kinda high. I'm surprised you even have a boyfriend.

[blueerica]

I know -- I don't get it, either -- I'm kind of girly...

I think it's cuz I can change my own oil. And wouldn't mind shaving off my hair.

[€uroMeinke]

I wonder how long before "hedon" is picked up by the search spiders as unique to this board

[blueerica]

Oooh -- interesting thing to wonder monsieur..

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

I always thought I'd go with the last name "Carroll" as an homage to Lewis Carroll - and then, my books would be right next to Alice on the shelves of children's libraries everywhere. *dreamy sigh*

I think I might even have a name all picked out.

And, have you ever read Jonathan Carroll's work? I think you'd like him, and it's funny, 'cause he creates strange Wonderlands as well. Carroll's creat strange worlds. So you could totally be a Carroll.

[Not Afraid]

I can't answer any questions about Tony because legal acion could result.;)

[Claire]

i'm wondering if Kermit's fingers really smell like ham.

I'm on the phone and wondering how the hell to explain why I'm laughing so daaaaaaamn hard!!!!

[Not Afraid]

I'm wondering if Thumper at least has some lube.

[€uroMeinke]

I wonder if butter is available as an alternative

[SacTown Chronic]

Eliza - Roald Dahl did it. Adult books with adult themes, kids books galore, both with his real name on the cover. It's not unheard of.

Judy Blume.

She totally sparked my imagination when I was a kid and then turned me on as an adult.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

I'm wondering why I'm spending Friday night alone in my apartment drinking a beer and posting on this board, when just four years ago I'd be spending an evening out at a bar drinking beers with my girlfriends before "throwing some a friend's way" later in the evening.. And by "friend" I mean someone who became my friend after 4 hours of happy chatter and inebriation.

Excessive Inebreation, you were once my vagina's best friend and now we don't even hear from you on birthdays and at Christmas time. Wassup with that?!

[Claire]

I'm wondering if Thumper at least has some lube.

If he did, that would make him at least 60%.

[€uroMeinke]

I wonder if Ian Flemming has already beenmentioned - James Bond & Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (Euphamism for Quim Galore and Truely Scrumptious)

[Not Afraid]

I'm wondering if there's anyone else who gets our "Last Tango in Paris" butter references and, if not, when they're going to rent it?

[Claire]

And by "friend" I mean someone who became my friend after 4 hours of happy chatter and inebriation.

Excessive Inebreation, you were once my vagina's best friend and now we don't even hear from you on birthdays and at Christmas time. Wassup with that?!

No. Seriously. I wonder how to explain why I'm laughing so DAMN hard.....I'll blame it on the margaritas.

I wonder what's wrong with me, that I talk to someone from high school almost every day.....including right now. I love my high school friends! Love them! It seems so unnatural and uncool, but I love them!!!

[Scrooge McSam]

I'm wondering if there's anyone else who gets our "Last Tango in Paris" butter references and, if not, when they're going to rent it?

SOON! I meant to get that months ago.

[SacTown Chronic]

Excessive Inebreation, you were once my vagina's best friend and now we don't even hear from you on birthdays and at Christmas time. Wassup with that?!

I wonder if Eliza has ever considered taking her vagina to a Naughty Lady party. To, you know, get her vagina a new best friend.

[MickeyLumbo]

i'm wondering if Naughty Lady still sell's that industiral size jug of lube so i could send some to ALL of you for some hedon acion.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

I wonder if Eliza has ever considered taking her vagina to a Naughty Lady party. To, you know, get her vagina a new best friend.

Silly, SacTown, when I was a child I played with childish things, and now that I'm grown I play with grownish things. But sadly the V-meister prefers looking something a bit less predicatable in a best friend.

And these days, that's usally a really good book.

[Claire]

I wonder how EH taught her vagina to read?

[Scrooge McSam]

And these days, that's usally a really good book.

<sigh> Here. Have a palmier. I just made some. Want some tea? I got some oolong, Earl Gray, and mint.

You want a shawl for your legs?

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

I wonder how EH taught her vagina to read?

Osmosis. Huzzah!

[Ponine]

I wonder what's wrong with me, that I talk to someone from high school almost every day.....including right now. I love my high school friends! Love them! It seems so unnatural and uncool, but I love them!!!
Oh please, don't let that be something wrong! I talk to at least one a day! Sometimes two!!!

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

<sigh> Here. Have a palmier. I just made some. Want some tea? I got some oolong, Earl Gray, and mint.

You want a shawl for your legs?

I like long walks in the park, Earl Grey tea, watching monkeys playing, baby smell (live babies, mind), and slipping into the grandma years before it's my time, and without ever having had any children, let alone grandchildren.

[€uroMeinke]

I wonder why I'm still closer to the people I met in High School, than the one's I met in college.

[SacTown Chronic]

i'm wondering if Naughty Lady still sell's that industiral size jug of lube so i could send some to ALL of you for some hedon acion.
Good looking out. :snap:

[belleh5]

I wonder why my bf broke my heart?

[MickeyD]

I'm wondering why I just thought to myself, "no, not that crack."

I'm wondering if the person who should get what I meant by that will.

I'm wondering how I can have seven pages left to write of a six page paper due tomorrow.

I'm wondering why you're all so damn entertaining.

[Claire]

I'm wondering why I just thought to myself, "no, not that crack."


Hhahahaha!!! Between that and the shawl on the lap......I'm snorting my new margarita.

I wonder why Heather can't live with me and be the Shirley to my Laverne.

[Claire]

And now I'm wondering why no one else is posting.

[belleh5]

I wonder if I should still be friends with my ex?

[€uroMeinke]

I too wonder where everyone has gone, if they no longer wonder. I wonder if there's something on TV that's competing with this time slot. I wonder if sometimes peole get overwhellmed with wonder.

[Tref]

And now I'm wondering why no one else is posting.

Ah, then its time for me to step in. How sweet it feels to always miss the thread-train. Why am I always riding caboose in the thread train? I do not know. I always pop in just as everybody else is sick of it. That is something I actually do wonder about.

Ah, but it is 8:00 ... on a Friday. That means one thing for me: Columbo on UHF Channel 56! Sweet Columbo!

[€uroMeinke]

I wonder if I should still be friends with my ex?

I wonder why you'd want to if he broke your heart

[€uroMeinke]

Ah, but it is 8:00 on a Friday. That means one thing for me: Columbo on UHF Channel 56!

You know, I wondered about that

[Claire]

Ah, then its time for me to step in. I always seem pop in just as everybody else is sick of it. That is something I actually do wonder about.


I wonder why, when I read this post, I heard Better Midler's voice singing "Thank you, thank you, thank GOD for you, the wind beneath my wings......"?

[belleh5]

I wonder why he say's he feels empty and I wonder if I made him unhappy?

I wonder why I live 417 miles from Disneyland?

I wonder if I will get up at 6am tomorrow to drive to LA?

[Claire]

Normally, I'd wonder why I was here on a Friday night, but not tonight. Kelly was bamboozled by the ten year old.....and they're upstairs watching Return of the King. Even though I'd told her this afternoon that I didn't think they were going to watch it tonight, as Kelly and I had some movies we wanted to watch. Bah.

[Ponine]

I'm wondering why I waited till two days before the event to create our logo, and now, why I cant find a clip art of pixie stix!

[MickeyD]

I'd wonder why I've only written a paragraph of my paper in an hour, but I don't have to wonder, I know it's because I'm on here.

[€uroMeinke]

I wonder why MickeyD just doesn't cut and paste 6 pages of material from the boards for her papper - don't we cover everything anyway.

[belleh5]

I wonder what my MA team shirts look like?

[MickeyD]

I wonder if I'd get kicked out of my class if I cut and paste 6 pages of LoT material.

Everytime I look at Clairs avatar, I wonder why the hell I don't own season one of AD, and why the hell I keep accidentally deleting season two from my TiVo.

[Tref]

You know, I wondered about that

Now I find myself wondering less about the thread train and more about that comment. What does it mean? You wonder about my TV habits? Well, who doesn't? Frankly, I think my TV habits are my most charming feature.

[Claire]

http://www.shopsamuels.com/images/candy/iw_pixie_th.jpg

http://www.blessed2bless.us/images/by-others/pixie-stix-by-mike-collins/pixie-stix.jpg

http://www.sugarstation.com/images/complete/pixystix.gif

http://altura.speedera.net/ccimg.catalogcity.com/200000/208200/208250/Products/7019656.jpg

http://www.amcwholesaleinc.com/image/image_617.jpg
http://www.amishshop.com/hazel-doc/images/pixystix.JPG


I wonder if these will help.

[Claire]

Everytime I look at Clairs avatar, I wonder why the hell I don't own season one of AD, and why the hell I keep accidentally deleting season two from my TiVo.

I wonder why I like you!!! :mad:

I wonder why I'll sit here on my ass, but I won't go to the gym.

[Claire]

I wonder why this thread is addicting like CRACK. No, not that crack.

[MickeyD]

Shyte!!!!! I wonder why I just noticed that the book I'm using for my paper is not the "revised and updated" version when my prof is a total stickler for using the "latest edition" of books.

[MickeyLumbo]

And now I'm wondering why no one else is posting.

Sactown has me tied up...

[MickeyD]

I wonder how long Claire has been addicted to that crack!

[Claire]

I wonder why I'm craving paper tubes of flavored sugar crystals.

I wonder how Scott is typing if his hands are tied. Ew! Never mind! I don't wanna wonder about that!!! EW!

[Not Afraid]

I wonder why I'm still closer to the people I met in High School, than the one's I met in college.

HEY! You met me after college!


I wonder why the next person I'm closest to in life I met on the boards?:fej:

[Ponine]

I wonder where Claire found all those pixy stix? I wonder why it's so hard to make one of them black and white?

I wonder if I shoudl just go lay down...
I wonder why the first day of every 'hey remember that you're a GIRL' time of the month is such a emotional and physical drag.

[Claire]

I wonder where Claire found all those pixy stix? I wonder why it's so hard to make one of them black and white?


I wonder if I can try to make one black and white for you? Tell me which one, and I'll give it a go, ladycakes!!

[SacTown Chronic]

I wonder how Scott is typing if his hands are tied. Ew! Never mind! I don't wanna wonder about that!!! EW!

I wonder if Scott has one of those Stephen Hawking speak-and-say things.

I wonder if Scott really is tied up.

[BarTopDancer]

I'm wondering how I can have seven pages left to write of a six page paper due tomorrow.

I'm wondering how you can still have 7 pages left of a 6 page paper.

[MickeyLumbo]

I wonder if Scott has one of those Stephen Hawking speak-and-say things.

I wonder if Scott really is tied up.

i wonder if jason has the same urge for a cigarette as i do after spending an hour on the phone together. i wonder if he is gonna just roll over and fall asleep.

[belleh5]

I wonder why am I home on a Friday night?

I wonder why I don't have a life?

[Claire]

I'm wondering if Crystal has thrown some Sac's way yet....I've been checking the horizon for fireworks.....

[BarTopDancer]

I'm wondering if I should just relax tonight since I'll be out late tomorrow night and busy all day Sunday. My date caught that flu! :(

[MickeyLumbo]

I'm wondering if Crystal has thrown some Sac's way yet....I've been checking the horizon for fireworks.....

not in the last hour... i'm wondering how far the grocery store is.

[SacTown Chronic]

Crystal just slyly mentioned something about taking a hot shower...it can't be long now.

[belleh5]

I wonder why I haven't met SacTown or Crystal yet? We live in the same freakin town.

[MickeyLumbo]

Crystal just slyly mentioned something about taking a hot shower...it can't be long now.

i'm wondering if i was just your fluffer for the last hour.

good nite all:D

[Claire]

Crystal just slyly mentioned something about taking a hot shower...it can't be long now.

I wonder if her code is the same as mine.....if so, you're in like Flynn!

[SacTown Chronic]

Yeah, that code is universal.

Goodnight, fluffer.

I've wondered the same thing myself, belleh5.

[belleh5]

I wonder why SacTown didn't come to the NorCal meet last Saturday?(on MiceChat, I sent u a pm).

[SacTown Chronic]

Oops! I haven't even been on MiceChat in over a week. Sorry, belle.

<going to read her pm right now>

[Claire]

Yeah, that code is universal.

Hhhmmmm, I thought I was sooooo original.

I have yet to meet any of the Portland/Oregon posting people.....I wonder why?

[belleh5]

I wonder if there are any other posters besides Claire who live in Oregon?

[Claire]

I wonder if there are any other posters besides Claire who live in Oregon?

Jazzman is in Vancouver, WA (across the river), cirquelover is about an hour or so away and sleepyjeff/spree is across town, but on a different planet. :evil:

[belleh5]

Oops, I didn't know that. Thanks Claire:D

[SacTown Chronic]

sleepyjeff/spree is across town, but on a different planet. :evil:

I thought he was too until he went and gave me mojo for my Anthrax (I'm The Man) post in the Quote-A-Thon thread. Now I have to re-think everything I know about Jeff.

[blueerica]

I'm wondering why people don't think across the lines more... ;)

I like rethinking EVERYTHING! :D

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I wonder why everyone's been posting here when there's sex to be had. At lesat the single people have an excuse. Ah, but now I see that some are having it thrown their way later than others. Very nice. :snap:
I wonder how EH taught her vagina to read?http://www.buyolympia.com/combined/images/readingissexy_co_lg.jpg

Damn, I really want one of those shirts.
And I'm still wondering who the hell Tony is. :confused:Mark: I know that look.

Scott: What look?

Mark: That's the look that says you're wondering about Tony, am I right? You're wondering-

Scott: Maybe.

Mark: Yes, you're wondering where he is, what he's thinking, whether it's-

Scott: Good guess.
---

I wonder if anyone will get this now.

[Ghoulish Delight]

I'm wondering if I regret the fact that I missed all this fun because I was, ummm, playing catch with Jen......wondering over, nope.


I wonder who just laughed, who just thought, "Eww, thanks," and who thought, "Where'd I put my glove?"

I wonder if Terry Gilliam will ever have a chance to complete The Man Who Killed Don Quixote.

I wonder if Eliza's vagina uses brail.

[blueerica]

Hahaha!!

[Claire]

I wonder if I'll be able to throw some at the man who just jumped like a freaking girl while trying to kill a spider.....

[Claire]

I wonder why my husband is whining, "THROW SOME AT ME!!!"

We're both sitting here laughing......

He just said, "Now put bye-bye." Him so eloquent.

[Ghoulish Delight]

MickeyLumbo converted SacTown and now I've converted Sam. We're even!!! WooHoo!!!Wondering where my portion of the credit for that one is.

[Claire]

Wondering.....why you'd want credit for any of it. ;)

[Ghoulish Delight]

Wondering.....why you'd want credit for any of it. ;)I wonder what part of you licking Lindsay Bluth I WOULDN'T want credit for.

[Claire]

I wonder what part of you licking Lindsay Bluth I WOULDN'T want credit for.

Yeah. I got nuthin. I give up.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Claire! Put bye-bye! Throw one his way! For God's sake, why do you think he made you that drink?? :p

[wendybeth]

I wonder what part of you licking Lindsay Bluth I WOULDN'T want credit for.

So, you're the one we blame when poor Claire is found electrocuted next to her burned out moniter?

[wendybeth]

I wonder if I'll be able to throw some at the man who just jumped like a freaking girl while trying to kill a spider.....


"You must spread some Mojo around before giving it to Claire again."

Lol! Would you please just slow down? I'm like three mojo's behind here.

[Claire]

I want to put "bye bye" but we're laughing too hard right now!!! He's watching the news.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I want to put "bye bye" but we're laughing too hard right now!!! He's watching the news.Nothing will kill a sex drive more than watching the freakin' news. Bleh. A buzz gone to waste ;)

[Claire]

Nothing will kill a sex drive more than watching the freakin' news. Bleh. A buzz gone to waste ;)

Uh oh. He turned off the TV. Man, just when it was getting funny!

Bye bye.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Dude, they're totally doing it RIGHT NOW! *giggle giggle*

[MickeyD]

I wonder how much longer my paper will take. I'm halfway done for the record.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

I wonder if Eliza's vagina uses brail.

Oh my Jesus. LMFAO.

I'm wondering if I maybe created a monster when I began this thread.

I'm also wondering about bedtime, and I'm coming to the conclusion that now would be a good time to pack it in. I'm actually going into work tomorrow to play catch-up. Penance for all my time spent playing here when I should have been filing. But, God, do I hate filing.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

I wonder how long it actually took to read this whole thread.

I wonder how I missed it.

I wonder if I'm the only one reading it.

I wonder why I'm still awake.

I wonder if this is the fastest growing thread I've ever seen.

I wonder when that Sactown is finally going to leave Crystal and get a nice cottage with Mickeylumbo.

I wonder if scaeagles has a picture of George Bush hanging over his bed.

I wonder what roasted beets taste like. I didn't even think beets could sound appetizing.

I wonder if I should make a corndog at 1:22 am

I wonder if I should even eat corndogs.

I wonder what Lisa's kitties are doing.

I wonder who will be voted off survivor next week.

I wonder when I will go to Disneyland next.

I wonder when I will see Eliza again so I can tell her in person that this thread was a wonderfully entertaining read....and yet, may have also cured me of my insomnia. I'm going to bed. :)

[€uroMeinke]

I wonder why after living in the same place and having the same phone number for over 5 years, we still get fax calls at 3:00 AM in the morning.

I wonder why this is also the cat's prefered playtime.

I wonder why I am still up and if I'll get any sleep before daybreak.

[Scrooge McSam]

And I'm still wondering who the hell Tony is. :confused:

I'm thinking this might answer your question. (http://www.kithfan.org/work/transcripts/one/tony.html)

Wondering how I ever made it without Google in my life.

Also wondering if I posted the wrong link and just made a fool of myself.

[SacTown Chronic]

Wow...what a throw (http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mgm/romance_and_cigarettes/kate_winslet/romance1.jpg)!

[tracilicious]

I wonder how many swanksters actually had sex last night.

I wonder if I'll ever be able to use the word "throw" again without laughing.

I wonder if EH's vagina reads cheap pop fiction with no redeeming value behind her back.

I wonder why this thread is so damn funny.

[Claire]

I wonder if EH's vagina reads cheap pop fiction with no redeeming value behind her back.

I wonder if you're right.

My God it stinks in here. It stinks of stupid women wondering about Tony. Wondering where he could be, who he is with, what he's thinking, whether he's thinking of you, and whether he'll ever return someday. (Thanks, Sam! :D )

[Cadaverous Pallor]

My God it stinks in here. It stinks of stupid women wondering about Tony. Wondering where he could be, who he is with, what he's thinking, whether he's thinking of you, and whether he'll ever return someday. (Thanks, Sam! :D )Hey! I quoted that line earlier. :p

I wonder why no one got our Kids in the Hall reference. It took a Google search to uncover it. I wonder how many people have watched too many KITH reruns on Comedy Central.

[MerryPrankster]

My God it stinks in here.

Thanks for stopping by...;)

[MickeyLumbo]

Scott: No, I am not crying, I am just thinking about SacTown. Wondering where he could be, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of me, and whether he will ever throw me some one day.

[Claire]

Thanks for stopping by...;)

That's awesome....I'm so cracking up. :snap:

I wonder if I should confess to my husband that I went to the Starbucks in Target today.

[Claire]

Since he just bought me one down the street.....ssshhhhh.......

[Ponine]

I wonder why Claire would want to confess that she went to Starbucks in Target today?
I wonder why Claire has a Starbucks in her Target and I dont?

I wonder why I havent had Starbucks in over a week!

[Ghoulish Delight]

I wonder why I spent 4 hours at Tortilla Jo's.

I wonder why I couldn't stop eating during those 4 hours.

I wonder if I'll be thanking anyone for stopping by tomorrow as a result of eating for those 4 hours.

[Ponine]

I'm wondering why I can't seem to go to bed... and want to watch Law and Order... I need sleep!

[blueerica]

I wonder why I spent 4 hours at Tortilla Jo's.

I wonder why I couldn't stop eating during those 4 hours.

I wonder if I'll be thanking anyone for stopping by tomorrow as a result of eating for those 4 hours.


HA! HA! HA!

[MickeyD]

I wonder where everyone else is today....

I wonder why I always have to work 13 hours on Sundays when they're supposed to be days of rest....

I wonder how in the hell my prof marked my journal as being complete yesterday, when it's clearly less than half so, not that I'm complaining, of course!

[blueerica]

I'm wondering why MickeyD doesn't realize where everyone is today...

I, too, am wondering why a prof would do that, but I'm not complaining, because I like MickeyD too much to screw anything like that up...

I wonder why she has to work, too..

I also wonder if I'm gonna get out of this house, or at least into the shower...

[MickeyD]

I wonder why Blueerica didn't realize I was being sarcastic about wondering where everyone is. :p

I wonder if she thinks I live in a cage. :D

[blueerica]

... I wonder why sarcasm is lost upon me this morning.

I wonder if I need another cup of coffee...

I wonder if MickeyD lives in a cage...

[MickeyD]

I wonder if I'm ready for the meeting I'm running in 20 minutes....

[MickeyD]

I wonder if anyone else pictures me locked in a too-small birdcage in the middle of Erica's living room now.....

I wonder why I typed cage when I meant cave....

I wonder if that means the burn is actually on me....

[blueerica]

I wonder why I'm laughing so hard right now...

I wonder if MickeyD thinks there's a burn on her.

Good luck on the meeting!

[MerryPrankster]

I wonder why the RC Church would make MickeyD work for 13 hours on a Sunday...

I wonder why I am at, once again, "Skip Church's Sunday Brunch"...

I wonder if I would rather live in a cage or a cave...

[MickeyD]

I wonder why I just love making people laugh, even if it's at me.

I wonder why I'm hiding in my office, again.

[MickeyLumbo]

i wonder why when i go to the doctor i get a jacket. a straight one.
i wonder why it makes me feel so special. maybe because i get to hug myself.

[Claire]

I wonder if I want MickeyD to be co-dependant.

I wonder how on earth uber-crap like American Dad can be on TV, but no Arrested Development.

I wonder if Amy Poehler and Will Arnett swing. ;)

I wonder how fast my husband would jump on a plane for L.A. if they did.

[MerryPrankster]

I wonder if 'Arrested Development' isn't on in Portland, but is on in the SF Bay Area...right now.

[Plumenom]

i'm wondering if there is gonna be a party celebrating the end of Eisner's reign on September 30th.

i'm wondering what the LoT thinks of his pupet er, replacement, Bob Iger. :rolleyes:

[MickeyLumbo]

i'm wondering why the proctologist fainted.

[wendybeth]

i'm wondering if there is gonna be a party celebrating the end of Eisner's reign on September 30th.

i'm wondering what the LoT thinks of his pupet er, replacement, Bob Iger. :rolleyes:

I've been trying not to take it personally.

I do have a bad case of heartburn, though.