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Kevy Baby
02-14-2008, 11:36 AM
Appeals court overturns Texas ban on sex toys
Companies’ lawsuit claimed state shouldn’t regulate private adult behavior
FORT WORTH, Texas - A federal appeals court has overturned a Texas statute outlawing sex toy sales, leaving Alabama as the state with the strictest ban on such devices.The hole story (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23155562/).
SacTown Chronic
02-14-2008, 11:38 AM
Double-dongs for everyone!
Chernabog
02-14-2008, 11:50 AM
Jeez, I thought we needed to REMOVE the sticks from Texas' collective arse, not give them more things to shove up there.
Kevy Baby
02-14-2008, 01:12 PM
Jeez, I thought we needed to REMOVE the sticks from Texas' collective arse, not give them more things to shove up there.Thank you for the new sig line - love it!
Scrooge McSam
02-14-2008, 02:11 PM
Now now... let's not count Mississippi out. Alabama thinks they can out-redneck us, just let 'em try!

If there's anything we know here, it's that insatiable curiosity about what goes on in other people's bedrooms.

Didn't you see us in this weeks' "Savage Love (http://www.avclub.com/content/node/74148)" column?
innerSpaceman
02-14-2008, 03:34 PM
OMG, lesbians are so weird.

Dildoes become "infused with the sexual energy" of a past relationship and have to be discarded when that girl-thing ends??? WTF?


I'm so glad us fags are far more thrifty, economical and practical. :p My toys may be infused with plenty of icky stuff, but I don't think it's the sexual energy of any past use.
Kevy Baby
02-14-2008, 03:41 PM
Dildoes become "infused with the sexual energy" of a past relationship and have to be discarded when that girl-thing ends??? WTF?I thought you were making this up. OMG is right!
Chernabog
02-14-2008, 03:41 PM
My toys may be infused with plenty of icky stuff, but I don't think it's the sexual energy of any past use.

I just had this bizarre image of prostate-infused vodka for some reason and I'm about to yammy. Must be Valentine's Day or something.
Morrigoon
02-14-2008, 03:47 PM
OMG, lesbians are so weird.

Dildoes become "infused with the sexual energy" of a past relationship and have to be discarded when that girl-thing ends??? WTF?


I'm so glad us fags are far more thrifty, economical and practical. :p My toys may be infused with plenty of icky stuff, but I don't think it's the sexual energy of any past use.

I wouldn't touch a used toy. Maybe it's not a lesbian thing, but a girl thing. See we shove them up holes that AREN'T usually filled with poop, and so we're terribly careful about what goes up there.
Chernabog
02-14-2008, 03:53 PM
I wouldn't touch a used toy. Maybe it's not a lesbian thing, but a girl thing. See we shove them up holes that AREN'T usually filled with poop, and so we're terribly careful about what goes up there.

You're supposed to boil toys in water... there are germs/sanitation issues no matter what orifice you're sticking it into, or if you're a boy or a girl.

The "infusion" the grrls were talking about isn't a physical infusion, and I don't think that iSm meant that he sticks things up his butt and just plops it out into a drawer until next time.

At least, I hope not. ;)
SacTown Chronic
02-14-2008, 03:57 PM
Recycle? But there's still tread on it.
innerSpaceman
02-14-2008, 04:01 PM
Um, no ... in fact, there's a separate boiling pot just for my unmentionables.
Chernabog
02-14-2008, 04:28 PM
Um, no ... in fact, there's a separate boiling pot just for my unmentionables.

The ones you just mentioned? :p
Capt Jack
02-14-2008, 04:32 PM
suddenly jumping into this thread is like walking into a room filled with naked old people. it's enough to make you turn on your heals and leave without a word....

so, heres me walking out, without a word
Not Afraid
02-14-2008, 04:58 PM
I love Dan Savage.
Kevy Baby
02-14-2008, 05:36 PM
suddenly jumping into this thread is like walking into a room filled with naked old people. it's enough to make you turn on your heals and leave without a word....

so, heres me walking out, without a wordNo, it was 38 words.
Bornieo: Fully Loaded
02-14-2008, 05:43 PM
Jeez, something tells me the price of Batteries is about to skyrocket.
alphabassettgrrl
02-14-2008, 05:58 PM
I can see being squicked out by a used toy. My friend actually ... essentially stole their toys because her girl kept them when they broke up and she couldn't stand the thought of ex using 'em with another. I think she burned them.

Points for style, but ewwww.

It's one of those things that I think it would be difficult to deal with only in the beginning stages. Once it gets more serious, special toys can be purchased and then it's personal.
Morrigoon
02-14-2008, 05:59 PM
You're supposed to boil toys in water... there are germs/sanitation issues no matter what orifice you're sticking it into, or if you're a boy or a girl.

The "infusion" the grrls were talking about isn't a physical infusion, and I don't think that iSm meant that he sticks things up his butt and just plops it out into a drawer until next time.

At least, I hope not. ;)

Boiled or no, I'm not touching something used.
Kevy Baby
02-14-2008, 06:04 PM
I wonder how many used dildos are taking up space in our valuable landfills? This could be a national epidemic. Somebody call Al Gore!

Maybe someone should open a used sex toy recycling center.
alphabassettgrrl
02-14-2008, 06:16 PM
Maybe someone should open a used sex toy recycling center.

I wonder who would shop there.
Bornieo: Fully Loaded
02-14-2008, 06:18 PM
I wonder how many used dildos are taking up space in our valuable landfills? This could be a national epidemic. Somebody call Al Gore!

Maybe someone should open a used sex toy recycling center.

Aren't they building a wall between us and Mexico? Hmmmm
Scrooge McSam
02-14-2008, 06:47 PM
I love Dan Savage.

Hehe I know

All day long I've been "YAY He's making fun of us!!.

I wonder how many "three dimensional devices" (sorry... that still kills me) will be delivered to our dear Ms Crone.
Kevy Baby
02-14-2008, 07:08 PM
Aren't they building a wall between us and Mexico? HmmmmYes, and using illegal immigrant labor to do it (true story).
Cadaverous Pallor
02-14-2008, 07:39 PM
Um, no ... in fact, there's a separate boiling pot just for my unmentionables.Remind me to never accept an invitation to iSm's house for a spaghetti dinner after pissing him off on the board...

Boiled or no, I'm not touching something used.Hmm, I think you may be missing the point on this.

Girl 1 and Girl 2 start a relationship. They buy a toy together and share it during sex, of course, since all good relationships have to do with swapping fluids. They make passionate love using this toy.

They break up after 3 years together. They try to decide who gets to keep the toy. Girl 1 says Girl 2 can have it.

Girl 2 unpacks in her new apartment. A few days later she tries to get herself off with the toy and cries herself to sleep instead.




At least, that's how I'm reading it.