DL visit approaches - please procure your ferret ASAP

[Prudence]

This is your first warning from the Prudence DL Visit Alert System.

Prudence will be visiting the Disneyland Resort Area in approximately one month. If you do not already own or have access to a ferret, please make arrangements to purchase or borrow a ferret prior to April 12th so that you can arrange a priority weasel washing of five days in duration. This will ensure that you will be otherwise occupied during Prudence's visit and will not be tempted to visit the Disneyland Resort Area during this dangerous time.

Thank you in advance for your compliance with this directive. Your country and your theme park are depending on you.

[BarTopDancer]

Aren't ferrets illegal in CA?

:p

Do you have dates you will be in town? I have some matches that are burning a hole in my pocket. Ouch ouch ouch!

[Ponine]

Umm... I have no idea what to say, but my first thought was... well ferrets are illegal here.

But I do want to meet you this time. Even though I will not be participating in MA.
I might have a plush weasel. I'll look.

[Alex]

So the first order of business is to hold a recall election for Arnold so that we can instead elect that guy on the Libertarian ticket whose top issue was ferret re-legalization.

[Snowflake]

Got a hard date on errival?

I might also make it down. No MA for me, though, I suck!

[blueerica]

If this is MA weekend, would anyone be able to squeeze some room in for a visit from me? I could arrange myself around this event, as I have no ferret, and won't likely have time to take care of one for a week. ;)

[Prudence]

The Prudence DL Visit Alert System wishes to advise you that if ferrets are illegal in California, this makes your job of avoiding the Disneyland Resort Area that much easier, as you will be required to leave the state April 12-16 to participate in Weasel Wash 2008.

[Motorboat Cruiser]

I'm wondering about the legality of group weasel washing.

Or maybe my mind has just found its way back to the gutter again.

[Moonliner]

I worry about a culture where people worry about legalities in their daydreams.


I shall be there in spirit with my albino ferret who goes by Mr. Ferret Man and the Animal control division of the state of California can eat my shorts.

[DreadPirateRoberts]

If you do not already own or have access to a ferret, please make arrangements to purchase or borrow a ferret prior to April 12th so that you can arrange a priority weasel washing of five days in duration.

I think "weasel washing" is a codeword for some other behavior.

[madmonkeygirl]

Well CM and i will be out of town Vegas til April 14th so we will miss the Disneyland visit and MA...no ferrets for us to worry about....

[Capt Jack]

I think "weasel washing" is a codeword for some other behavior.

wasnt goin there....but since you did....




yup

:D

[Not Afraid]

I have no ferret, with 6 cats and a pug do?

[BarTopDancer]

If this is MA weekend, would anyone be able to squeeze some room in for a visit from me? I could arrange myself around this event, as I have no ferret, and won't likely have time to take care of one for a week. ;)

No.

You decided snow was better than us :p

But if you come visit me I have a Wii..... :p

[Kevy Baby]

No MA for me, though, I suck!Yes, but do you swallow?

[Prudence]

Focus, people, focus! Let's not lose sight of the objective: being busy and far from DL when I visit next month.

[Capt Jack]

Yes, but do you swallow?

spoilered just cuz...well, its.....

crude?
yeah, lets go with crude

not absolutely necessary really. by then its yours and you can do what you want with it.

:D

[BDBopper]

Focus, people, focus! Let's not lose sight of the objective: being busy and far from DL when I visit next month.

Mission accomplished on my end. I'm already far away from the resort (and in a completely different state). Though the alert system may need to be reactivated in September...but this time for me! :D

[DreadPirateRoberts]

Focus, people, focus! Let's not lose sight of the objective: being busy and far from DL when I visit next month.

Is that next month? I was going to invite the 166,000 homeschoolers in CA next month.

[Moonliner]

Yes, but do you swallow?

No! Don't swallow!!!! We need it for science (http://www.popsci.com/scitech/article/2008-02/salmon-sperm%E2%80%99s-bright-future).

[Moonliner]

Is that next month? I was going to invite the 166,000 homeschoolers in CA next month.

You know, that's a damn good idea. A special grad night for Homeschooling.

I like it.

[belleh5]

I will be there too!!! I'm playing MA with Zapp, Awinner & ???

Look for us. I will be there April 11th - 14th.

[Prudence]

This is your two week warning from the Prudence DL Visit Alert System. You have two weeks to procure a ferret or other small mammal to occupy your attention and distract you from indulging your DLR visit urges during the upcoming danger period. Do not delay!

[katiesue]

I just renewed my pass so I'm ready to go :p

[Kevy Baby]

I just registered my gun, so I'm ready to go.

[Disneyphile]

I'm registered for a trade show that week, so I can't go. :p

[CoasterMatt]

I'm not wearing any pants, so Disneyland won't let me in the gate.

[wendybeth]

I'll be back at home, pouting. In the snow.

[BarTopDancer]

CoasterMatt is NirvanaMan? I thought CoasterMatt was Kevy Baby. I'm so confused :(

And I'll probably still be passless, so you won't need to worry about me.

[Kevy Baby]

CoasterMatt is NirvanaMan? I thought CoasterMatt was Kevy Baby. I'm so confused :(Actually, CoasterMatt is Moonliner. He has hijacked Moonies old avatar and it keeps confusing me.

[Moonliner]

Actually, CoasterMatt is Moonliner. He has hijacked Moonies old avatar and it keeps confusing me.

Tell me about it. Three or four times now I've logged on to see a message "from me" that I did not post and had a momentary panic attack.

[BarTopDancer]

Man, that was so annoying during the Garth Brooks Avatar Stealingfest!

[Kevy Baby]

I think my head is going to explode.

[Stan4dSteph]

Focus, people, focus! Let's not lose sight of the objective: being busy and far from DL when I visit next month.I will be in France, likely sitting sullenly trying because I can't understand what anyone is saying. No need to worry about me.

I think you should start with Alex's plan.

[Moonliner]

I promise not to come withing 2,000 miles of the DLR during your visit. :(

[Kevy Baby]

I promise not to come withing 2,000 miles of the DLR during your visit. :(Thank Goddess for that!

[Nephythys]

I have 2 ferrets to loan- will come out to Cali to deliver.

[Prudence]

Many of you are responding quite well to this emergency. Extra credit points all around.

[Morrigoon]

I will be in France, likely sitting sullenly trying because I can't understand what anyone is saying. No need to worry about me.

I think you should start with Alex's plan.

Pauvre Stefanie... vous avez un besoin de biere. :D