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Tref
03-27-2008, 02:18 PM
From the Baltimore Sun

... the blue-and-white sign above it says not "Phone" but "Prayer." And there's no way to call anyone -- on Earth, at least -- because there isn't a pay phone inside, but instead a fold-down kneeler like you'd find in a church.

... it's been on its site -- a grassy island just off Cathedral Street, north of the Meyerhoff -- since July, when it went up as part of the Baltimore Sculpture Project. It's one of 30 pieces of public art installed on downtown sites last year as a way of extending the spirit of the Artscape festival beyond its usual summer weekend.

"It seems so public a place, and praying is so personal an issue," said Lack, 20, a MICA sophomore

To read the story, click here (http://www.baltimoresun.com/bal-md.marbella04mar04,0,23891.column)

Directions inside Prayer Booth:

Warning! Do not stare straight into the Direct line to God (http://www.theraider.net/films/raiders/gallery/makingof/mo_77.jpg) mouthpiece!

To call Security, dial 127 (http://www.kaiserfam.com/Photos/michael_by_raphael.jpg)

Do not bore (http://www.itravelnet.com/photos/eu/spain/granada/jesus-calling.jpg) Jesus with frivolous prayers!

If you do not know the extension of the party you are calling, please reference ext. list:

St. Bernadette, Ext. 15 (http://home.earthlink.net/~cantanima/images/BernadetteBest.jpg)

Daniel, Ext. 2218 (http://biblescripture.net/Lions.jpeg)

Orson Welles, Ext. 11 (http://www.hollywoodawards.com/welles/wellesbig.gif)

Tortilla Jesus, Ext 126 (http://www.websurdity.com/images/JesusTortilla.JPG)

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z1/Tref_foto/Prayerbooth.jpg
Prayer Booth

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z1/Tref_foto/phonebooth_snow.jpg
Has no prayer booth

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z1/Tref_foto/cb-luce.jpg
Clare Boothe


Things most commonly prayed for by me:

1. Solid gold shoes (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/207/512113986_9e9960cbbd_m.jpg)

2. Peace on earth. And if not on earth, then some other planet, like, perhaps, Venus (http://www.eso.org/public/outreach/eduoff/vt-2004/Background/Infol2/vt2004-if14-fig1.jpg).

3. The love of a good woman, or the love of two bad woman (http://monsterscifishow.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/olivia-in-bionic-woman-parody.jpg).

4. To look good in a three corner hat, like this guy (http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/3643.jpg)

5. To be able to do this (http://onfinite.com/libraries/337883/album/540/405/3ed.jpg) with my fingers.

6. Cookies and milk (http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/PTGPOD/324099.jpg)

7. A secure future (http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z1/Tref_foto/yoda.jpg).

8. More tacos (http://imgsrv.mix947.com/image/kamx/UserFiles/Image/MORNINGS/tacos_avo.jpg)

9. An all expense paid trip to the vacation city of San Zhi (http://blog.miragestudio7.com/wp-content/uploads2/2007/07/pods_city_san_zhi.jpg)

10. The arrest and conviction of Boss Jim Gettys (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/dc/Ray_Collins.JPG/180px-Ray_Collins.JPG)!

innerSpaceman
03-27-2008, 02:33 PM
Remind me again why we've never met Tref. :(

LSPoorEeyorick
03-27-2008, 03:14 PM
Hey, some of us have...

BTW, Tref, you're simply on fire this week.

Scrooge McSam
03-27-2008, 03:18 PM
Some of us are jealous of the some of you that have.

Ghoulish Delight
03-27-2008, 03:32 PM
Hey, some of us have...

BTW, Tref, you're simply on fire this week.
Yes, and it turns out he's just some dude and not, as you might imagine, a random image/text generator.

Capt Jack
03-27-2008, 03:44 PM
he's almost like those tv commercials SNL used to run. you were never quite sure if they were serious or not until it takes that hard left at the corner of "logic" and "messin with your mind"


:snap: and a half

innerSpaceman
03-27-2008, 04:30 PM
When was there a Tref sighting, and why was I not informed???




Sigh. :iSm:

Kevy Baby
03-27-2008, 04:56 PM
Things most commonly prayed for by me:

3. The love of a good woman, or the love of two bad woman (http://monsterscifishow.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/olivia-in-bionic-woman-parody.jpg).I knew there was a reason I always clicked on all of the links in Tref's posts to make sure I didn't miss something.

innerSpaceman
03-27-2008, 05:02 PM
Heheh, my office's filter wouldn't let me thru to that one. Hope I remember to check it at home.

RStar
03-27-2008, 05:09 PM
Tref should write the comercials for the Super Bowl!

That was great!!!

Tref
03-27-2008, 05:31 PM
Well, thanks. I have nothing agin meeting you all some day. Keep me up on the haps. Though I promise it will be a let down. I don't say much.