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lashbear
04-01-2008, 01:23 AM
It's April 1 and it's YOUR BIRTHDAY.

Many happy returns of the day, my wonderful lady, and may the wind always be at your [umbrella] ribs, and may you never have anything in your medicine spoon but Rrrrrrrrrrum Punch !

I love you Soooooooooooo much.

*Mwah* !!!!!!!!!!!!

......I bought you some Socks as a gift. :D

LashStoat
04-01-2008, 01:24 AM
Yes, I wish you many happy returns, and here's to blowing the competition away for another year.

wendybeth
04-01-2008, 04:54 AM
Happy Birthday, Mary Bear!

scaeagles
04-01-2008, 04:57 AM
Happy Birthday!

katiesue
04-01-2008, 09:04 AM
Happiest of Birthdays to you!

Snowflake
04-01-2008, 09:06 AM
I hope your day is practically perfect in every way.

cirquelover
04-01-2008, 09:48 AM
Happy Birthday!

Kevy Baby
04-01-2008, 10:13 AM
Mary Poppins is a lying two-faced bitch. Fück her.

Gemini Cricket
04-01-2008, 12:11 PM
Yes, Mary Poppins, the whore of the Lounge of Tomorrow...
Happy Birthday, Trollop!
:D

Bornieo: Fully Loaded
04-01-2008, 12:18 PM
Mary has been passed around like plate of bacon!

Happy Birthday! :cheers:

Morrigoon
04-01-2008, 12:47 PM
ROFL...

Umm... a very merry unbirthday to you, my dear :)

BDBopper
04-01-2008, 03:36 PM
Oh it's a jolly holiday for Mary! No wonder that it's Mary that we love! :)

(Cue the dancing waiter penguins and the kazoo music!)

Sub la Goon
04-01-2008, 03:45 PM
Up her chimney and step in time!

€uroMeinke
04-01-2008, 07:28 PM
Swine, pig whore, slut, trollop

Mary Poppins
04-01-2008, 07:42 PM
Mary Poppins is a lying two-faced bitch. Fück her.


Yes, Mary Poppins, the whore of the Lounge of Tomorrow...
Happy Birthday, Trollop!
:D

Mary has been passed around like plate of bacon!

Happy Birthday! :cheers:

Swine, pig whore, slut, trollop

Well.

I's quite easy to see who ones friends are in the grand scheme of things.

Indeed.

I'm having a large one to try and recuperate from the vituperation of the Hedonists.




A Large Temperence Beverage, you Heathens.

€uroMeinke
04-01-2008, 07:47 PM
Aw Mary, we know you like it when the sweeps talk dirty to you

Have a little rum punch...

Bornieo: Fully Loaded
04-01-2008, 08:30 PM
Ain't it just like a woman...

Not Afraid
04-01-2008, 08:49 PM
Nice day to pick a birthday, whore.

lashbear
04-01-2008, 09:32 PM
How do you "pick" a birthday - I thought you had no say in it ?


....Even if you are a who're

Not Afraid
04-01-2008, 10:13 PM
Well, you have a Daddy Bear and another Daddy Bear and they "do it like bears do" then out pops Mary Poppins and one silly old bear gives her a birthday.

It's simple, really.

belleh5
04-01-2008, 10:15 PM
Happy Birthday!!

Ghoulish Delight
04-01-2008, 10:17 PM
Oh, go shove your cake up your carpet bag.

belleh5
04-01-2008, 10:19 PM
Wait a second, is there a Marry Poppins member on the Lot? Is this an April's fools joke?:confused:

RStar
04-01-2008, 11:33 PM
Well, the movie came out on August 29th, so it's either an April fools joke, or the book came out on April 1st, or I don't know our member Marry Poppins that well.

But the way the others have talked about her, perhaps we should get a room! We could mend those socks together.....
;)

cirquelover
04-02-2008, 12:06 AM
But the way the others have talked about her, perhaps we should get a room! We could mend those socks together.....
;)

Or we could make a puppet;)

Kevy Baby
04-02-2008, 09:45 AM
Mary Poppins is shooting blanks

BDBopper
04-02-2008, 09:49 AM
Spit Spot!

I just felt like saying that! LOL :D

Ghoulish Delight
04-03-2008, 01:41 PM
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Gemini Cricket
04-04-2008, 12:54 AM
Are we still celebrating this crack whore's birthday???

:D

Isaac
04-04-2008, 03:59 AM
She's so old, the last time she went to a restaurant and asked for a box, they measured her.

Nephythys
04-04-2008, 05:10 AM
LOL- hippo birdie.

Where are my toe socks?