Smarter Ladies Have Worse Sex

[Kevy Baby]

BRAINY babes find it harder to have an orgasm –
because they are too busy thinking, a study claims.

The German survey found that the more educated a woman was, the less likely it was that she would be satisfied by sex.One Story (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1090275.ece).

[RStar]

Well.....

You can't have your cake, and eat it too!

:D

[Ghoulish Delight]

Damn, I didn't realize CP was so dumb.

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Ehh, then they're just not doing it right! I always find that thinking helps.

Perhaps they should have their lovers try telling them erotic stories about the origins of major inventions of history, which all illustrate that, indeed, necessity is the mother of invention.

Not that I know anything about this.

[Not Afraid]

My mother always told me I was dumb. Now I know it's true!

[BarTopDancer]

Man I'm stupid. :(

[Strangler Lewis]

Perhaps the educated German woman is simply reflecting on her national shame.

[blueerica]

I don't have an orgasm every single time, but sheesh, it's not anything I'm worried about! I just make sure I'm having fun, and you know what... I tend to have orgasms as a result.

Just a bunch of stoopid women on the LoT...

[alphabassettgrrl]

Huh. I was thinking I much prefer to have sex with smart women. Apparently they're harder to please.

I can live with that.

[Ponine]

My initial thought was "duh"

[3894]

People who read The Sun needn't concern themselves with this.

[Kevy Baby]

My initial thought was "duh"OK, THAT was damned funny!

Unfortunately, I cannot mojo you for it :( Gotta go spread some lovin' around.




Where are the dumb chicks...

[Morrigoon]

And I just thought guys were too impatient.

[Disneyphile]

That's because smart women know we want it to last longer than just a few seconds. ;)

Damn. We've been found out.

[Kevy Baby]

That's because smart women know we want it to last longer than just a few seconds. ;)Over-sharing answer hidden in spoiler:

If you want your guy to last longer, get them on an anti-depressant like Prozac or Celexa.

"Delayed Ejaculation"?!? Delayed til when: my next lifetime?

[Ponine]

OK, THAT was damned funny!

Tell me that I am not the only one thats been known to make To-Do and Grocery lists during.
I cant possibly.

It's turning the list making OFF thats difficult.
Hell, this is a talent that I have perfected in my twenty years of experience. :p

[Disneyphile]

Tell me that I am not the only one thats been known to make To-Do and Grocery lists during.
I cant possibly.
Oh, this is so TMI, and my poor husband is going to kill me, but you're certainly not the only one, hon. ;)

I've even come up with new project ideas. :blush:

[Kevy Baby]

Tell me that I am not the only one thats been known to make To-Do and Grocery lists during.
I cant possibly.

It's turning the list making OFF thats difficult.
Hell, this is a talent that I have perfected in my twenty years of experience. :p

Oh, this is so TMI, and my poor husband is going to kill me, but you're certainly not the only one, hon. ;)

I've even come up with new project ideas. :blush:If it weren't for the fact that I knew them, I would say that you both need to get new partners.

Damnit women: get your mind in the game!!!

[blueerica]

I always figure this is my one and only chance in a day to not make lists, since I do it all day long as it is. Hell, I make lists and am at work in my dreams. It blows. I seemed to have perfected the "turn brain off" function during sex.

[Ponine]

If it weren't for the fact that I knew them, I would say that you both need to get new partners.

Damnit women: get your mind in the game!!!

Let me state for the record, that some partners create a more list making friendly enviroment than others.

And that once you (the woman) meets that person, its hard to break the habit of making lists;

Regardless of the skills, prowess, or other talents of the subsequent partner.

There.. was that .. tactfull enough? :p

[Moonliner]

I tend to think of the 1812 Overature, but I suspect that's just me.

[3894]

I have all my fun above the waistline, sunshine.

(Five swanky points for anyone who can name the song.)

[Disneyphile]

I have all my fun above the waistline, sunshine.

(Five swanky points for anyone who can name the song.)You really like to Bangkok, don't ya? ;)

[Ponine]

I have all my fun above the waistline, sunshine.

(Five swanky points for anyone who can name the song.)

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.

You have fun, I get kicks, its all good.

[Capt Jack]

And I just thought guys were too impatient.

not all. :cool:

some live for the anticipation as much as any other aspect

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Very tactful! And it helps me understand where you're coming from. As, I think we've discussed this before, but we have very different experiences.

I am not really sure that I can think of anything OUTSIDE of the task at hand. I'm going to overshare, just for the sake of understanding and communication.

For me, sex is all about give-and-take. Typically, a standard experience involves some of both, and some together. If I'm in the process of giving (in whatever way I'm giving, even if it's simply body touch) I'm usually thinking about what I will do next, how I will give him multi-sensory pleasure, how I will switch it up... because I want it to be as pleasurable as possible. If he is in the process of giving, I can hardly think at all because the sensations feel so good - but if I am thinking, it's typically about something erotic, or about whatever he's saying. And if we're both together, it's all about making eye contact, thinking about using my muscles, feeling intimacy...

Basically, I'm so caught inside of those in-the-moment actions and expressions that I just can't imagine what it would be like to be caught outside of them. So thank you for sharing your perspective - it helps me understand your experience better!

[Morrigoon]

I have all my fun above the waistline, sunshine.

(Five swanky points for anyone who can name the song.)

The world's your oyster, Helen.

(Isn't it "I get my kicks above the waistline"?)

[Ponine]

Very tactful! And it helps me understand where you're coming from. As, I think we've discussed this before, but we have very different experiences.

Yes, we have, and you know, I still have that email, and I think peridocally that I should really answer it, and then I become overwhlemed by the inadequecy of my answer.
But I do read it about once a month and try to decide what to say. :snap:

[SzczerbiakManiac]

(Isn't it "I get my kicks above the waistline"?)yup

The queens we use would not excite you. ;)

[Not Afraid]

i don't think i can ever do anything and only think about that one thing. my brain is waaaay too adept at multi-tasking and usually turned to 'high'.