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flippyshark
05-14-2008, 01:56 PM
In today's news:

13 year old steals Dad's credit card to buy hookers! (http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-year-old-steals-dads-credit-card-to-buy-hookers.htm)

And I had to settle for a big ice cream sundae at Farrell's.
Kevy Baby
05-14-2008, 03:08 PM
My favorite part:
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
RStar
05-14-2008, 05:01 PM
Yes, you beat me to it!

This whole section sums it up:

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
Now, that sounds like a politcian in the works!
Cadaverous Pallor
05-14-2008, 06:56 PM
If they were distracted from $1,000 hooker sex by Halo, then God help this generation.
€uroMeinke
05-14-2008, 08:10 PM
I never got hookers for my birthday
CoasterMatt
05-14-2008, 08:26 PM
Maybe NA can fix that?
€uroMeinke
05-14-2008, 08:41 PM
It's just not the same when you're over 13
Not Afraid
05-14-2008, 09:02 PM
I can get you a 13 year old hooker.
BarTopDancer
05-14-2008, 11:09 PM
And the rest of us can collect a bail collection.
Morrigoon
05-14-2008, 11:18 PM
OMG, that was good comedy.
RStar
05-14-2008, 11:28 PM
Even at the tender age of 13 you'd think old daddy would notice the credit card bills. Sorry, but that was just a stupid idea.
Capt Jack
05-15-2008, 08:13 AM
Even at the tender age of 13 you'd think old daddy would notice the credit card bills. Sorry, but that was just a stupid idea.

yup...therefore he'll make a perfect politician
€uroMeinke
05-15-2008, 07:21 PM
Even at the tender age of 13 you'd think old daddy would notice the credit card bills. Sorry, but that was just a stupid idea.

Ah but you presume the purchases were noticeably different than normal - I suspect the son learned a few things from his dad when it came to having a good time.