Quick! Somebody get a Milk Truck!

[CoasterMatt]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,356583,00.html

Police say a trailer loaded with 14 tons of Oreos has overturned, spilling the cookies still in their plastic sleeves into the median and roadway.
Illinois State Police Sgt. Brian Mahoney says the truck's driver was traveling from Chicago to Morris on Interstate 80 around 4 a.m. Monday when he fell asleep at the wheel and slammed into the median.
"The boxes came out of the trailer and boxes were ripped open," he said.
The crash about 50 miles southwest of Chicago remains under investigation.
Mahoney says no charges have been filed, but both lanes of traffic remain closed while authorities remove the cookies, which were "Double Stuf Oreos."

:D

[Kevy Baby]

Mahoney says no charges have been filed, but both lanes of traffic remain closed while authorities remove the cookies, which were "Double Stuf Oreos."And I am sure that there have been PLENTY of volunteers to help!

[Capt Jack]

aww...no pics.

so,lets try this.

just replace the beer with cookies

:p

[BarTopDancer]

Oh that poor beer! :(

[GusGus]

damn. now I want oreos.

[GusGus]

or a McFlurry!




yeah, a mcflurry!

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Cold Stone (http://www.coldstonecreamery.com/)! :evil:

[Kevy Baby]

Cold Stone (http://www.coldstonecreamery.com/)! :evil:No, my darling wife prefers a McFlurry to Cold Stone.

At my last job, we had season tickets to the Kings. Whenever Susan would go with me, she was very quite during the whole game except the last minute of the second period which was the "McFlurry Minute": if the Kings scored a goal during that minute, everyone got a free McFlurry. I've never heard my wife sheer so loudly.

[Gemini Cricket]

I hear McFlurries are made from recycled Big Mac foam containers.

[GusGus]

Mmmmm..... Big Macs.....

[BarTopDancer]

At my last job, we had season tickets to the Kings. Whenever Susan would go with me, she was very quite during the whole game except the last minute of the second period which was the "McFlurry Minute": if the Kings scored a goal during that minute, everyone got a free McFlurry. I've never heard my wife sheer so loudly.

And how many NcFlurries did she get?

[3894]

damn. now I want oreos.

Me, too. A lot of Oreos.

[Kevy Baby]

And how many NcFlurries did she get?Typically, she got a McFlurry regardless of how the Kings did. More often than not though, I was paying for them.

[BarTopDancer]

Typically, she got a McFlurry regardless of how the Kings did. More often than not though, I was paying for them.

Just checkin ;)

[Kevy Baby]

Just checkin ;)I've been waiting for you to make a comment :D

[LSPoorEeyorick]

And how many NcFlurries did she get?

Aw, Kevy... the correct answer was: not a single NcFlurry.

[BarTopDancer]

I've been waiting for you to make a comment :D

The blood runs deep.

Aw, Kevy... the correct answer was: not a single NcFlurry.

I cannot be held responsible for typos while taking Math. So PHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT :p

:D

[Kevy Baby]

Aw, Kevy... the correct answer was: not a single NcFlurry.Oohhh... I missed that one.

[GusGus]

or a McFlurry!




yeah, a mcflurry!

Alas, my husband did not take the hint and bring McFlurries home last night.:(

[Capt Jack]

ooooh...no cookie for him.

maybe NOW he'll get the hint?

[GusGus]

one can only hope

[Kevy Baby]

Huh?

[cirquelover]

Nope he still doesn't have a clue!!

[BarTopDancer]

Kevin,

Bring my drunken seamstress a mcflurry!

[Kevy Baby]

Kevin,

Bring my drunken seamstress a mcflurry!Done!





I keep reading the title of this thread as "Quick! Somebody get a Milf Truck!"

[Not Afraid]

I read: Milch Toast.

[GusGus]

Done!
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Thank you, honey!