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libraryvixen
05-28-2008, 02:08 PM
My friend forwarded this to me and I absolutely loved it. Thought you all might too! :) (http://www.lamag.com/featuredarticle.aspx?id=7016)

Kevy Baby
05-28-2008, 04:31 PM
My friend forwarded this to me and I absolutely loved it. Thought you all might too! :) (http://www.lamag.com/featuredarticle.aspx?id=7016)GC posted that same article in his Bleh thread (http://www.loungeoftomorrow.com/LoT/showthread.php?p=213443#post213443).

And from the same thread, the photo that did the person in (as posted by GD):

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t55/OoahLady/JackSparrowArielkiss.jpg

libraryvixen
05-28-2008, 04:35 PM
This is what happens when I don't click on links! lol

Capt Jack
05-28-2008, 04:37 PM
doesnt matter. I love that article. and the pic is a classic...

Kevy Baby
05-28-2008, 04:38 PM
And I apologize: I hope my post didn't sound rude. I had just wanted to make reference.

innerSpaceman
05-28-2008, 05:12 PM
Hahaha, we were talking about this Jack just the other day and how he got fired for falling in love with Ariel (and, well, being so indiscreet as to carry on their affair on Property).

Ghoulish Delight
05-28-2008, 05:13 PM
Either Belle got some shell implants, or it was Ariel

innerSpaceman
05-28-2008, 05:17 PM
No, it was Ariel, I messed up my princesses.


I don't know if the subject came up because of this article, or coincidence. But I suspect someone read the article and started talking about it.

Ghoulish Delight
05-28-2008, 05:18 PM
Yes, CP brought it up because she'd read the article.

libraryvixen
05-28-2008, 07:51 PM
And I apologize: I hope my post didn't sound rude. I had just wanted to make reference.

no worries! Trust me... for working in a library... I have a knack for not reading everything! ;)

Cadaverous Pallor
05-28-2008, 08:00 PM
A hot pirate and a hot mermaid - match made in heaven.

innerSpaceman
05-28-2008, 08:03 PM
Or in Neverland.

Capt Jack
05-28-2008, 08:33 PM
A hot pirate and a hot mermaid - match made in heaven.

aye! I'll drink t' that!:cheers:

:argghh:

RStar
05-28-2008, 10:53 PM
Strange, I know people who have no problem working there for years with out complaining. Then I know some that just hated it. The ones who hate it seem to have a problem following rules, so I suppose that may be the problem.

lashbear
05-28-2008, 11:45 PM
I guess it just depends how stringently the rules are applied to some.

innerSpaceman
05-29-2008, 07:22 AM
I think a rule not to flirt in a position where people are coming on to you all day is a rule begging to be broken.

Kevy Baby
05-29-2008, 09:19 AM
Okay, I need to wake up. I read this as:


I think a rule not to flirt in a position where people are coming on you all day is a rule begging to be broken.

Cadaverous Pallor
05-29-2008, 10:45 AM
Okay, I need to wake up. I read this as:I'd be very surprised if you read it correctly

Not Afraid
05-29-2008, 10:39 PM
I read this a couple of weeks ago. I was actually a bit underwhelmed by his "confessions". I think I know too much geekery.

Chernabog
05-29-2008, 11:26 PM
too much geekery.

That's like a bakery, but where where they make geeks?

Gemini Cricket
08-14-2008, 12:19 PM
:argghh: < This thread, like Jack Sparrow, gets a lot of action, says I.
:decap:

Kevy Baby
08-14-2008, 12:26 PM
:argghh: < This thread, like Jack Sparrow, gets a lot of action, says I.
:decap:Huh?

This thread is 2-1/2 months old.

Gemini Cricket
08-14-2008, 12:27 PM
Huh?

This thread is 2-1/2 months old.
It's like the Heath animated gif thread. It gets many visitors daily.
:)

Kevy Baby
08-14-2008, 12:51 PM
Ah

lashbear
08-14-2008, 04:48 PM
I like needlepoint.

Pirate Bill
08-15-2008, 08:17 AM
Note to self: Get Jack Sparrow costume and work on drunken stagger.

Capt Jack
08-15-2008, 08:24 AM
Note to self: Get Jack Sparrow costume and work on drunken stagger.

do it! it works like a charm.........

erm....so I hear :blush:

mousepod
08-15-2008, 08:31 AM
On Tuesday night, Heather and I went to the premiere of the new Cheetah Girls movie at El Cap. We parked at Hollywood and Highland and had to walk most of the way down the block to cross the street (they had blocked off El Cap to the corner for the red carpet). As we passed Jack Sparrow, I overheard him asking a female tourist, "So... have you met The Joker yet?"

The visual that I got was disturbing...

Not Afraid
09-29-2008, 03:28 PM
I'm just popping in to say Hi to all of the lurkers on this thread.

DreadPirateRoberts
09-29-2008, 09:08 PM
Hi!

bewitched
10-29-2008, 07:48 AM
Erica made me look at the "who's on" feature which made me look here...this article's not about Johnny Depp's ass...I'm disappointed.

Ghoulish Delight
12-08-2008, 09:37 AM
Goodbye Jack.

Disney axes Jack Sparrow face character because women keep flashing (http://www.ktla.com/landing_topstories/?Flashing-Girls-Prompt-Disneyland-to-Can-=1&blockID=154946&feedID=1198).

JWBear
12-08-2008, 10:00 AM
Thank goodness! Now can we get rid of the movie crap in the ride?

Snowflake
12-08-2008, 10:05 AM
This made me giggle for some reason

Disney denies that they pirates were replaced by Tinker Bell fairies.

Moonliner
12-08-2008, 10:36 AM
Wait, does this imply that it is not OK for me to flash the fairies?

Capt Jack
12-08-2008, 11:05 AM
note to self: show up at the park in Jack Sparrow costume

Kevy Baby
12-08-2008, 12:30 PM
ANAHEIM -- Disneyland management has fired the four actors...(Emphasis mine)

Yeah, somehow, I doubt Disney FIRED the actors. Moved them to other positions probably, but I doubt they fired them.

RStar
12-08-2008, 05:20 PM
This made me giggle for some reason
Me too. I was thinking "Capt. Jack Fairy" afterwards....:D
(Emphasis mine)

Yeah, somehow, I doubt Disney FIRED the actors. Moved them to other positions probably, but I doubt they fired them.

What if that's all they did and knew?

You notice that they said they were WORRIED that young women would expose themselves. Did it ever happen and they didn't want to say that bare breasts have been seen at their park. Now that they did this I will always have that image in my mind. Perky young breasts at the happiest place on earth. .....Sigh.....

:D ;)

JWBear
12-08-2008, 05:48 PM
...I will always have that image in my mind. Perky young breasts at the happiest place on earth. .....Sigh.....

:D ;)

Seeing the type of women that threw themselves at the "Jacks", I have a feeling that many of the breasts were not that young and not that perky.

RStar
12-09-2008, 10:16 AM
Seeing the type of women that threw themselves at the "Jacks", I have a feeling that many of the breasts were not that young and not that perky.

Well, the article did say "Young women". But that's ok, even though I'm not a "MILF" kinda guy.....:eek:

Did I just say that? :blush:

Capt Jack
12-09-2008, 10:24 AM
I'm not a "MILF" kinda guy.....:eek:



sokay. more for me then

http://www.bigblockdart.com/Smileys/classic/dancinbanana.gif

Moonliner
12-09-2008, 11:06 AM
You notice that they said they were WORRIED that young women would expose themselves. Did it ever happen and they didn't want to say that bare breasts have been seen at their park. Now that they did this I will always have that image in my mind. Perky young breasts at the happiest place on earth. .....Sigh.....

:D ;)

I noticed that "They" (meaning Disney) never said squat.

The source of the breast flashing quote is from "one former cast member"


ANAHEIM -- Disneyland management has fired the four actors who played pirate Jack Sparrow because officials were worried about young female park-goers flashing the swashbuckling actors late at night, according to one former cast member.


You would think they could have solved the issue just by limiting appearances to the daytime/evening hours.

bewitched
12-09-2008, 11:13 AM
I still wanna know when I get to see Johnny Depp's ass.

RStar
12-09-2008, 11:34 AM
I still wanna know when I get to see Johnny Depp's ass.

Here you go! (NSFW) (http://theinfomaniac.blogspot.com/2006/06/johnny-depp-naked.html)

bewitched
12-09-2008, 11:58 AM
Here you go! (NSFW) (http://theinfomaniac.blogspot.com/2006/06/johnny-depp-naked.html)

:D My day is complete.

Betty
12-09-2008, 12:02 PM
THat's some fine pirate booty there!

Eliza Hodgkins 1812
12-09-2008, 12:09 PM
This made me giggle for some reason

That is wonderful, wonderful, wonderful. Heee!

RStar
12-09-2008, 12:21 PM
THat's some fine pirate booty there!

Thank you!

€uroMeinke
12-09-2008, 08:19 PM
So do you think they'll shut down Splash Mountain next?

Moonliner
12-09-2008, 08:41 PM
So do you think they'll shut down Splash Mountain next?

I think they should just give in to the times and make the entire park clothing optional.

CoasterMatt
12-09-2008, 08:48 PM
I think they should just give in to the times and make the entire park clothing optional.

Except for the pintraders.

RStar
12-10-2008, 01:05 AM
Except for the pintraders.

Lanyards aren't considered clothing.

But then, I've seen the pin traders. I think I prefer a good many of them with their clothes on. (don't get me wrong, they are a nice bunch)