The Lash Tour - SoCal Portion - Cocktail Time!

[JWBear]

Ok. Since the Lash Pair will be staying at Casa la Bear... I'd like to invite everyone over for a cocktail party on Friday the 24th of April to kick off the weekend.

Details to follow.

[Not Afraid]

OMG! You trumped my cocktail party! ;)

[BarTopDancer]

OMG you sunk my battleship!

[JWBear]

You can host the farewell party. ;)

[Not Afraid]

Do I need to start planning that too?

(Why is it so easy to fill up one's schedule 10 months in advance knowing that I will be hating life come April?)

[Alex]

Should I rent a cabin?

[JWBear]

But, think of the swank times we'll have!

[JWBear]

Should I rent a cabin?

I'm sure we can find you a backyard to camp out in. ;)

[innerSpaceman]

Yes, I was going to start the 18th LashPair visit thread myself ... because there's been no planning for their 2-week sojourn in Southern California.


It's time to start making arrangements for every day of that 2 weeks! C'mon people, it's only 9 months away. Sure, an entire human being can be gestated in that time ... but we need more LashPair threads and we might as well plan some fun for their So Cal visit!!

[Mousey Girl]

I can commit to being noncommital during this portion of the Swanking.


I know the 24th will be out, I have The Boy that weekend.

[Snowflake]

Sad to say, I doubt seriously I will be able to swank further with the Lashes in April beyond Hearst Castle and Yosemite. JW, I'd love to be at the party.
:(

[JWBear]

Yes, I was going to start the 18th LashPair visit thread myself ... because there's been no planning for their 2-week sojourn in Southern California.


It's time to start making arrangements for every day of that 2 weeks! C'mon people, it's only 9 months away. Sure, an entire human being can be gestated in that time ... but we need more LashPair threads and we might as well plan some fun for their So Cal visit!!

Hey everyone... iSm just volunteered to be Social Coordinator for LashTour '09!! ;) :evil:

[innerSpaceman]

Actually, yes I did.

[Not Afraid]

God help us all!!!!!!!!!!!

[Deebs]

If we're not able to fully commit yet, is there a wait list for a back up cocktail party? What's the contingency plan? Shouldn't there be one? Let's get a man on it!

[JWBear]

If we're not able to fully commit yet, is there a wait list for a back up cocktail party? What's the contingency plan? Shouldn't there be one? Let's get a man on it!

Our house can comfortably swank 20-30. There are only four committed so far, so don't worry about a waiting list or needing to find Cocktail Venue 2.5. Even if we go over the number of guests Venue 1 can swank, we won't need to pay anything extra. We also won't lose our deposit; even if no one shows!

[Kevy Baby]

I'm trying to plan an event. Are y'all available on June 6, 2015 from about 4-6? It is a Saturday.

Please try to let me know in the next 20 minutes if you can commit.

Or should I start another thread?

[JWBear]

I'm trying to plan an event. Are y'all available on June 6, 2015 from about 4-6? It is a Saturday.

Please try to let me know in the next 20 minutes if you can commit.

Or should I start another thread?

Sorry. I have a prior commitment. You should have asked me earlier.

[Kevy Baby]

Sorry. I have a prior commitment. You should have asked me earlier.Damn...

[Chernabog]

It's time to start making arrangements for every day of that 2 weeks! C'mon people, it's only 9 months away. Sure, an entire human being can be gestated in that time ... but we need more LashPair threads and we might as well plan some fun for their So Cal visit!!

One of us could actually HAVE a baby, and then present it to the Lashpair as a "welcome back to California" present (after they get married). Well hey, I mean seeing as we have enough time and all, we might as well!

[BarTopDancer]

If either of you two had a baby we'd have a scientific miracle on our hands.

Male LoT posters have baby for Australian friends.

[Ponine]

One of us could actually HAVE a baby, and then present it to the Lashpair as a "welcome back to California" present (after they get married). Well hey, I mean seeing as we have enough time and all, we might as well!

well okay, those of us willing and with functioning organs can put out names in a fish bowl and someone cal select the lucky carrier of the Lash-baby.

How y'all pick the male contributor is up to you.

[Chernabog]

Male LoT posters have baby for Australian friends.

Haha well I meant the collective, LoT "us", not the "us" as in "us with penises".

How y'all pick the male contributor is up to you.

Oh you know, just take up a collection, gently stir and turkey baste for 1 minute. That way it'll be a surprise what comes out of the oven!


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ewww. Ok now I feel dirty. :eek:

[JWBear]

And, you should!

[innerSpaceman]

I think this is a BRILLIANT idea. I will donate to the pot stir! Who will host????

[Ponine]

well okay, those of us willing and with functioning organs can put out names in a fish bowl and someone cal select the lucky carrier of the Lash-baby.

How y'all pick the male contributor is up to you.

I seem to have not explained my plan well enough.

Those of us willing female persons, who have still operational reproductive systems, and not ladies who are technically underage...

If you are willing we can put our names in a fish bowl and let someone select the lucky "carrier" of the Lash-baby.

How y'all pick the male contributor is up to you. (they guys all seemed to understant this part)

[innerSpaceman]

This will be tougher then. Of course, we need to hear from the Lashes ... but going under the assumption that two gay daddies might want a gay baby, it would be best to dig from the LoT gay male gene pool. The trick will be to find which gay man can perform sufficiently with a woman to impregnate her. Hmmmm. I'm gonna have to give some thought to this.





Even though too much has obviously been given already. :p

[Not Afraid]

I'll host. That is if a 46 year old can still get pregnant.

[JWBear]

Ok... this thread is getting disturbing...

[innerSpaceman]

What, this isn't what you had in mind for your soiree??

[lashbear]

Hey everyone, change of plans - the lashtour 99 is going to Switzerland instead !!


.... at least over there they don't present you with Gay Babies at a cocktail party in a cabin with a fridge with an actor in it....

[Capt Jack]

Hey everyone, change of plans - the lashtour 99 is going to Switzerland instead !!


.... at least over there they don't present you with Gay Babies at a cocktail party in a cabin with a fridge with an actor in it....

Ok... this thread is getting disturbing...


getting?

[Not Afraid]

We can go to Switzerland. I have a place to stay.

[Kevy Baby]

I found something interesting that we can use during cocktail hour: caulkshots (http://nerdapproved.com/misc-weirdness/caulkshots-how-bob-vila-gets-hammered/)!

I didn’t think that anything could surpass the flamingo beer bong (http://nerdapproved.com/misc-weirdness/flabongo-beer-bong-get-loaded-with-help-from-tacky-lawn-ornaments/) in terms of sheer drinking (http://nerdapproved.com/?s=drinking) weirdness, but that was before I stumbled upon Caulkshots. Using the recharge kit, you simply combine gelatin with your favorite alcohol and pour the mixture into the caulking tube. After an 8 hour stint in the fridge you have 12 gelatin shots that can be dispensed using a standard caulk gun.

[MouseWife]

I think that is sort of what they were aiming for, Kevy Baby. Just spelled a little differently and with a different purpose.....

[JWBear]

I don't know about that, but maybe I'll serve Cowboy C0ck Suckers!

[lashbear]

I don't know about that, but maybe I'll serve Cowboy C0ck Suckers!
Haven't you been serving them all your life ? :evil:

[MouseWife]

Well, I bet if there were such a 'server' there would be a lot of cowboys.....

ummmm....maybe?

[LashStoat]

I found something interesting that we can use during cocktail hour: caulkshots (http://nerdapproved.com/misc-weirdness/caulkshots-how-bob-vila-gets-hammered/)!

Dear Kevy,

SusiesAnne Krellingshaw, aged 11.5 of Arkansas, is currently studying "Handy Household Tools" as part of her home economics class.

She submitted this as her last end-of semester project...and she thought you might be able to use it "to have fun at parties and fool your friends".

Both of them...