Car Alarms

[sleepyjeff]

Quiet and Still the neighborhood was at slumber
a fair breeze blew
out of the West
carrying a lone leaf
sans its lumber
towards a innocent car
on a hill crest

ALARM
ALARM
BEEP
BEEP
BEEP

Horn blowing
lights blinking
siren blaring

neighbors one by one
windows out they stare
looking not for a crook
but the owner of all the blare

Thieves are not twarted
by the obnoxious beeper
the auto would be protected better
by a whisper hooked up to a speaker
saying as quiet as the tick of a clock
psssst.......hey buddy, I am working this block.

:blush:

[Cadaverous Pallor]

:snap: :snap: :snap:

[Tref]

Good stuff, yo.

[Eliza Hodgkins 1812]

Great fun and a very lovely beginning before the humor set in. Yay!

[Not Afraid]

Nice!

Will you write one about Fax calls at obnoxious hours? ;)

[MerryPrankster]

Very nice....:snap: :snap: !!!

[Name]

very cool.....:cheers:

[Claire]

Jeff-- As you well know, no one in Oregon breaks into a car unless they're on meth. :evil: