Welcome, ToriBear!

[Gemini Cricket]

Welcome to posting on the LoT, T!

:)

[Kevy Baby]

That is, if she is approved...

Welcome aboard oh namer of Draco!

I guess this I should clean up my act a bit.

[BarTopDancer]

Welcome Tori!

(do I need to change my screen name now?)

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Welcome, Tori! :)

[Kevy Baby]

Interesting... we can see that she is here, but we are not allowed to view her profile yet.

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Right, because the LoT PTB have not approved her yet.

But, welcome!!

[Deebs]

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o218/disneyballerina/posting%20pics/welcome_mat_shutterstock_3168178.jpg
ToriBear!

[wolfy999]

Does this mean Wolfette can join when she's 13? Somehow I find this....just wrong!

I think we should ban Kevy Baby then (you just can't trust what he might say)......????

If approved....then Welcome!

[Ghoulish Delight]

Welcome!

She will be approved soon enough, just some administrative blah blah blah to handle.

[libraryvixen]

Hi Toribear! :) Welcome!

[Morrigoon]

Hiya Toribear!

[Kevy Baby]

Does this mean Wolfette can join when she's 13? Somehow I find this....just wrong!While she may be ABLE to join, if you don't tell her she can, then you should be okay.

I think we should ban Kevy Baby then (you just can't trust what he might say)......????I was wondering if there is some admin function that would put me on "ignore" for her that she would be unable to unlock.

[Morrigoon]

I think if a parent allows their teen to sign up, they do so knowing the content of this site :) So nothing to fear, Kevy!

(mind you, my mom allowed me to start reading filthy romance novels at 13, so I have different opinions about these things. But I turned out okay :))

[lashbear]

ToriBear !! Welcome :D :D :D
Now we can start planning all our Yosemite & Spokane Activities !!! :cool:

[innerSpaceman]

Among my people, you are an adult at age 13.




(That's a load of malarky, as too many of us know ... so caveat emptor and welcome, ToriBear.)

[wendybeth]

She'd love that, iSm- but I think Boss scared her with his talk of corduroy leisure suits and seal impressions.

She's 13 now, so I've got to ease up a bit and let her experience stuff- within reason. All I ask is that Emma Watson's furby be covered up with a spoiler tag.;)

[scaeagles]

Toribear, I will not hold it against you that wenchybeth is your mom. Clean slate with me. Let's just hope the apple fell far, far, far, far from the tree.:)

[wendybeth]

I've already told her you voted for Bush. You're toast.

[JWBear]

And I hope she's ten times the liberal her mom is. :evil:

[scaeagles]

I've already told her you voted for Bush. You're toast.

Ha! I was gooing to ask her who she'd vote for if she could and then thought "nah". Apparently I should have!

[innerSpaceman]

For purposes of the LoT, does this mean JW and Tori are related, by virture of their screensurnames?

[wendybeth]

Scaeagles, I believe it would be Edward Cullen. He's a fictional character, so I think he'd probably be as good a candidate as any of them.

[wendybeth]

For purposes of the LoT, does this mean JW and Tori are related, by virture of their screensurnames?


No- I think she's now Lashbear's goddaughter. I wonder if that will get her into his will?

(Actually, her nickname has always been Tori Bear, or Little Bear).

[scaeagles]

Better than either in this race, I'm sure.

[BarTopDancer]

For purposes of the LoT, does this mean JW and Tori are related, by virture of their screensurnames?

And Lash too.


And Scaeagles... Tori is my bud. We tried to join a different circus (and scared her mom) and she has the same shirt as me. Wild adventures I tell ya! So keep your conservativeness cooties away from her or I'll kick your butt. After she gets done with you first :p

[wendybeth]

Better than either in this race, I'm sure.


Well, he admits he's a vampire, and he's pretty hot looking. Sounds good to me.

[scaeagles]

If I can handle MBC, ISM, JW, WB, BTD, and all the other 2 and 3 letter names out there, I can handle Tori. I've got a 14.5 year old daughter, so I am prepared.

But I suppose she will get the sympathy vote here if I call her stupid or a liberal whacko or something.

[wendybeth]

Lisa knows where you live, Scaeagles. I'm just sayin'.....

[scaeagles]

She knows my cell number, but I don't think she ever got my address. Although she knows where I coach, and I was there for 4 hours tonight.

Hmmm...that could be bad.

[Capt Jack]

welcome aboard Tori

:argghh:

[Snowflake]

Welcome ToriBear!
LoT just got a little swankier cause you're a pretty cool AR-teest!

:cheers:





The umbrella drink is a soda, or something, okay WB?

[BarTopDancer]

Sca, we all know where you coach.

Snowflake, just get the kid drunk.

[Tref]

Has Tori met David E, yet?

[Not Afraid]

Now that's it's past her bedtime, I've approved her. :blush:

Our admin blah blah blah was due to not being on line most of the day.

Now....

Welcome Tori!!!!

Stick around and I'll show you how to stalk SCAEagles.

[€uroMeinke]

Wilkommen!

[lashbear]

She needs to start some LashTour Planning Threads.......

[cirquelover]

Welcome ToriBear! It's nice to see you here.

[wendybeth]

Welcome ToriBear!
LoT just got a little swankier cause you're a pretty cool AR-teest!

:cheers:





The umbrella drink is a soda, or something, okay WB?
It's a diet Coke, mixed with a little Dr. Pepper and rootbeer.;)

(The kid's got weird tastes sometimes....)

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Stick around and I'll show you how to stalk SCAEagles.

Bless your heart. ;)

[wendybeth]

I can't wait for the questions about ham and sphinctors.

[Boss Radio]

She'd love that, iSm- but I think Boss scared her with his talk of corduroy leisure suits and seal impressions.

She's 13 now, so I've got to ease up a bit and let her experience stuff- within reason. All I ask is that Emma Watson's furby be covered up with a spoiler tag.;)

Welcome, TB!

Just to put things in perspective, I was 13 in the mid-1970s, so that explains the leisure suit. When I was your age, I was most likely on restriction for some mischievious nonsense involving bicycles, tennis balls, gasoline and fire. Technically speaking, I'm still on restriction...

The point is...you have the coolest mom ever, but you already knew that.

[scaeagles]

I can't wait for the questions about ham and sphinctors.


Som e things are more 18 appropriate than 13 appropriate.

[BDBopper]

It's a diet Coke, mixed with a little Dr. Pepper and rootbeer.;)

(The kid's got weird tastes sometimes....)

And I thought it was a Shirley Temple....

[BDBopper]

Welcome to the Swankiest place on earth, Toribear! :)

[Strangler Lewis]

Welcome!




This is a note of skepticism.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Where is she? Isn't school out for summer?

To-ri! To-ri! To-ri! :)

[RStar]

Welcome, but remember this board has no such rules as does MousePlanet. I'd call it a PG13 rather than G rating. ;)

[ToriBear]

Hey guys!!!! I'm so happy to be finally on the LoT! Sorry I couldn't post yesterday, I was really tired and also wanted to play my new game, Dragon ball Z on the Wii.

Oh btw, Scaeagles- My mom warned me about you. She says you're a nice version of Satan.:evil: XD

For Alex: :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

[scaeagles]

That's just great.

You're a teenage girl. You should know your mom knows nothing!

[wendybeth]

Hey- I did say nice.


I really think she's going to fit in quite well around here.:D

[Snowflake]

Hey guys!!!! I'm so happy to be finally on the LoT! Sorry I couldn't post yesterday, I was really tired and also wanted to play my new game, Dragon ball Z on the Wii.

Oh btw, Scaeagles- My mom warned me about you. She says you're a nice version of Satan.:evil: XD

For Alex: :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

Heh, she's been well informed! :snap:

[scaeagles]

I will say I'm flattered to be mentioned by name in her first post. It makes all my evilness worthwhile.

[BarTopDancer]

WOOHOO! Tori is here!

Taunting Alex AND Scaeagles in one post.

You did good WB! Really good.

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Seriously. Zing!

[scaeagles]

Everyone else is just jealous because obviously Tori likes us (me and Alex) the most.

[LSPoorEeyorick]

I think you're missing a word. Mocking. Likes mocking.

[tracilicious]

Welcome Tori!!!

[innerSpaceman]

I snarked all over my keyboard. First post excellence.

[ToriBear]

Lol!! Hmmm, I'm not sure if I like scaeagles and Alex or just like mocking them. :cool: :D :D Just not sure.......;) XD

[BarTopDancer]

Lol!! Hmmm, I'm not sure if I like scaeagles and Alex or just like mocking them. :cool: :D :D Just not sure.......;) XD

They're good for both purposes.

[lashbear]

I will say I'm flattered to be mentioned by name in her first post. It makes all my evilness worthwhile.
well, I got the first PM in. Neener, Neener, neener.


Oh, but the BIG question is.....


....Does Tori like Pancakes? :cakes:

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Toribear rox

[scaeagles]

Lol!! Hmmm, I'm not sure if I like scaeagles and Alex or just like mocking them. :cool: :D :D Just not sure.......;) XD

What does your mom teach you? Obviously no manners for your elders. WB, off to parenting class for you.

[lashbear]

What does your mom teach you? Obviously no manners for your elders. WB, off to parenting class for you.
Oh, she has manners for elders..... just not Ancients.. ;)

[ToriBear]

Oh, she has manners for elders..... just not Ancients.. ;)

Lol! Yep, yep. I do have manners for elders.............Unless they're over 58 . lol, jk. And I sometime do like Pancakes.... Just not as much as Bacon.

P.S. Mom says you're older then your years,scaeagles.

[Snowflake]

Lol! Yep, yep. I do have manners for elders.............Unless they're over 58 . lol, jk. And I sometime do like Pancakes.... Just not as much as Bacon.

P.S. Mom says you're older then your years,scaeagles.

Mental note to self, bring lots more bacon to the Lashpair Yosemite Swanking, Tori likes it.

[scaeagles]

Lol! Yep, yep. I do have manners for elders.............Unless they're over 58 . lol, jk. And I sometime do like Pancakes.... Just not as much as Bacon.

P.S. Mom says you're older then your years,scaeagles.

I think Tori is a sock puppet for WB.

I am wiser than my years, not older. Even if I were older than my years, it would take a lot of that to catch up to you mom.

[ToriBear]

Mom says boys peak at the age of seventeen then it's all downhill from there and girls at the age of thirty seven.:evil:

[innerSpaceman]

Mom's all wrong.

Unless you're just looking for ze physical. But boys remain just that ... boys ... until they are 35 or so.

[BarTopDancer]

And then they remain perpetually 16.

[JWBear]

Ain' it the truth... Just look at Kevy! ;)

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Kevy's actually 13.

[ToriBear]

Mom's all wrong.

Unless you're just looking for ze physical. But boys remain just that ... boys ... until they are 35 or so.


(WB here)

35? Eric's 47, and he's just finished Grand Theft Auto on the hard level.:rolleyes:

[LashStoat]

Hi ToriBear !!!

Welcome to the LoT,

With love and hugs from The Stoat and on behalf of SusieAnne Krellingshaw, whose age remains perpetually 11.5 years (so I have to post on her behalf...which is probably just as well).

XXX

:rolleyes:

[ozron]

Oh, she has manners for elders..... just not Ancients.. ;)

I think I'll keep my decrepid self out of this conversation....

Welcome, Tori, from the other end of the tunnel.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

I thought I'd wait 75 posts to say "Welcome".. So... Welcome...

[Motorboat Cruiser]

Oh btw, Scaeagles- My mom warned me about you. She says you're a nice version of Satan.:evil: XD


Posts like these are always most welcome around here, Toribear. :D

[€uroMeinke]

Mom says boys peak at the age of seventeen then it's all downhill from there and girls at the age of thirty seven.:evil:

Just remind your mom of this wisdom when you start dating 17-year olds

[ToriBear]

Just remind your mom of this wisdom when you start dating 17-year olds

Oh, I am. I'm slowly pushing her about me dating boys soon. heheheheh. And also about driving in three years. Everyone but dad is stressing out about it.

[BarTopDancer]

Oh, I am. I'm slowly pushing her about me dating boys soon. heheheheh. And also about driving in three years. Everyone but dad is stressing out about it.

That's cause your dad is going to meet the boys at the door with a shotgun. :eek:

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

"You're only a child for a very short time - you have the rest of your life to be an adult."

That's what I told my niece when she was 13. Now she's 21 and has a 3 year old.

Oh well...

[ToriBear]

That's cause your dad is going to meet the boys at the door with a shotgun. :eek:

No....... He'll meet the boys with a sword. He likes swords, big swords, Katanas.

[CoasterMatt]

Welcome aboard, ToriBear!

All of these warnings about Kevy, and none about me :)

[€uroMeinke]

No....... He'll meet the boys with a sword. He likes swords, big swords, Katanas.

You're getting your mom's advice on size as well I see...

[Ghoulish Delight]

Welcome aboard, ToriBear!

All of these warnings about Kevy, and none about me :)Well that's because you are Kevy's stealthy* secret identity, no need to be redundant.














*why is everyone laughing?

[wendybeth]

Oh, I am. I'm slowly pushing her about me dating boys soon. heheheheh. And also about driving in three years. Everyone but dad is stressing out about it.

Ain't gonna happen on the dating thing for quite a while, dear. Good try. The thought of her driving is nerve wracking, but mainly because of how she drives in Mario Kart. She's a lunatic.

[Not Afraid]

Shut up about the big swords, Lisa.

[wendybeth]

Lol, NA!

[Isaac]

Hi Tori!

I think we've met before. ;)

[ToriBear]

Ain't gonna happen on the dating thing for quite a while, dear. Good try. The thought of her driving is nerve wracking, but mainly because of how she drives in Mario Kart. She's a lunatic.

Heheheheh, and why do you think I'm a lunatic when I drive on the Mario game?....Because of Dads driving. lol. And also from you, dork. At least i don't flip off the other Mario drivers. :evil:

[ToriBear]

Hi Tori!

I think we've met before. ;)

Hey! How are ya doing!? Whats your hair color now?

[Prudence]

Oh, I am. I'm slowly pushing her about me dating boys soon. heheheheh. And also about driving in three years. Everyone but dad is stressing out about it.

The trick is to present it as a fait accompli - the dating that is. I recommend going away to a week-long camp and simply announcing when they come to pick you up that you now have a boyfriend. They'll be too shocked to protest.

Bonus points if it's church camp.






(Boy is your mom going to be glad I'm leaving the state of WA.....)

[ToriBear]

Hahahahha! Mom thinks you're very funny. And besides, one of her co-workers teases me about a guy I like and keeps saying he's my boyfriend. I have yet to get him back. But I will.......

[Isaac]

Hey! How are ya doing!? Whats your hair color now?

Wet. :D

[ToriBear]

You're still doing the faux-hawk?

[Isaac]

Yes :)

[ToriBear]

Awesome!!!!:)

[BarTopDancer]

Ain't gonna happen on the dating thing for quite a while, dear. Good try. The thought of her driving is nerve wracking, but mainly because of how she drives in Mario Kart. She's a lunatic.

I drive like a lunatic on Mario Kart too.

Go find her an old skool Pole Position machine. That's drivers ed at it's finest!

[Kevy Baby]

Ain' it the truth... Just look at Kevy! ;)

Kevy's actually 13.HEY! I'm just sitting here, minding my own business...

[BarTopDancer]

HEY! I'm just sitting here, minding my own business...

And your point is?

[lashbear]

HEY! I'm just sitting here, minding my own business...
Yeah.. like Crisco wouldn't melt in your mouth...

[Tom]

HEY! I'm just sitting here, minding my own business...

So that's what you're calling it now...

[Kevy Baby]

I am not a pervert.


And iSm is not a curmudgeon

[Gn2Dlnd]

Ahoy, and welcome aboard!

[BarTopDancer]

I am not a pervert.


And iSm is not a curmudgeon

And Disneyland is not in CA

And gas isn't over $4.50 a gallon.

:p