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blueerica
06-30-2008, 10:18 AM
ZOMG... It's the end of the world as we know it... (http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/06/30/doomsdaycollider.ap/index.html)

... and I feel fine. :)

mousepod
06-30-2008, 10:20 AM
Cool. Once I read Vonnegut's "Cat's Cradle", I always figured we'd end our world as a result of some benign invention.

Ghoulish Delight
06-30-2008, 11:09 AM
Oh well, at least if it happens it'll be pretty much instantaneous, so don't worry about it

Gemini Cricket
06-30-2008, 11:12 AM
I thought blueerica was YAGE-ing.
:D

Capt Jack
06-30-2008, 11:12 AM
Oh well, at least if it happens it'll be pretty much instantaneous, so don't worry about it

aww...773H. wheres the fun in that?

c'mon peeps! embrace the horror!

JWBear
06-30-2008, 11:41 AM
If it happens, I want it to be a black hole that will slowly eat the planet from the inside out. That would be cool.

wendybeth
06-30-2008, 11:45 AM
Well, I wonder if that will put a damper on the world's mood (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25460793/).

Figures- we finally get happy, and now we're gonna die.

Moonliner
06-30-2008, 11:46 AM
Stupid doomsayers. Let's not forget this project is being designed and run by highly trained scientists who have staked their reputations and careers on this project. Of course we can trust them.

Snowflake
06-30-2008, 11:47 AM
I'll say my farewells now, and party on.

wendybeth
06-30-2008, 12:01 PM
I remember reading somewhere that the Manhattan Project made more than a few people nervous, including Fermi. They weren't 100% sure that they could contain the reaction, and all sorts of hideous outcomes were projected. Still, the experiment went forth and the rest is history. (I realize the results of that test led to some pretty horrific weaponry, but the test itself was a success and followed the scientists predictions reasonably well.)

Alex
06-30-2008, 12:02 PM
At least here is one issue where the Christian fundamentalists will agree with those snooty elitist scientists.

Consuming the entire planet in a black hole would quite decidedly prevent the rapture. Therefore it can't happen. And if both scientists and the bible say we're safe then I think it's a lock.

Gemini Cricket
06-30-2008, 12:11 PM
You know, it's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

JWBear
06-30-2008, 12:18 PM
If it happens, the Bush administration will end early. That's a plus.

Strangler Lewis
06-30-2008, 12:22 PM
I'd say it's a tossup. On the one hand, some things here in Switzerland are built amazingly well. On the other hand, some things are built with a defiantly in-your-face stupidity. The apartments have no smoke detectors and in many buildings you can't get out of the building in an emergency without your key. I'm guessing that the end of the world is a consequence that many Swiss engineers could live with.

€uroMeinke
06-30-2008, 07:22 PM
I think I might have to watch Until the End of the World again

Moonliner
06-30-2008, 07:24 PM
I think I might have to watch Until the End of the World again

Wizards.

NirvanaMan
06-30-2008, 07:56 PM
I guess I don't have to finish my TPS reports.

JWBear
06-30-2008, 07:58 PM
I guess I don't have to finish my TPS reports.

Don't forget the cover sheet.

LashStoat
06-30-2008, 09:02 PM
Stupid doomsayers. Let's not forget this project is being designed and run by highly trained scientists who have staked their reputations and careers on this project. Of course we can trust them.

Dear Moonliner,

Although I'm not inclined to worry, if you have read the first few chapters of Bill Bryson's "A short history of nearly everything" you'd be a little more sceptical...scientists have clung to the most radical (and incorrect) theories for decades (sometimes centuries). This is often through ignorance, religious belief, or purely because one of "their own" didn't make the discovery first.

For example, and for these kinds of reasons, it wasn't accepted that the Earth was hit by a huge asteroid in Yucutan (that ended the Dinosaurs virtually overnight) until the 2000's ...after hundreds of years of negative speculation.

In other words, they have been known to be wrong almost as much as right. Even Einstein was proven wrong on plate tectonics (movement of earth's crust, above and below oceans).

Soooooooo...we had better stock up on French wine, Swiss cheese and a huge puncture repair kit in case things end up as "oops - missed it by that much".

Love and hugs,

The Stoat.

Stan4dSteph
06-30-2008, 11:49 PM
Looks like I'll be the first to go. Maybe I should sign up for that rapture email list...

LashStoat
06-30-2008, 11:58 PM
Looks like I'll be the first to go. Maybe I should sign up for that rapture email list...

Dear S4DS,

Don't worry - just stock up on the goodies, and if things go wrong, I'm sure you'll be gently deposited at the gates of Disneyland, picnic basket in hand, just in time for a swank LashPair meet. And then you can come and live in Australia (some left-over bit) with Bear and me.

Please don't forget the gingham table cloth and a bottle opener.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.