View Full Version : How to NOT design a men's room
SzczerbiakManiac
06-30-2008, 12:16 PM
Did a woman design this (http://www.photobasement.com/awkward/)?
JWBear
06-30-2008, 12:29 PM
I loved this comment:
dont cross the streams!
Kevy Baby
06-30-2008, 12:54 PM
What the...
I'm pretty sure that setup would require adding a new zone to the mens room chart I made a while back.
Both looking down at another pee-er and making eye contact are strongly forbidden. This set up wouldn't leave many options.
However, maybe it is intended that you stand facing the diagonal between them and then an option is provided for both left and right hangers.
innerSpaceman
06-30-2008, 01:08 PM
Maybe it's designed so that you each touch butt cheeks while peeing.
I'm pretty much assuming, though, that would also be prohibited in Alex's men's room chart.
And I'm pretty much assuming this is a bad photoshop job.
Pirate Bill
06-30-2008, 01:12 PM
It's perfect for when the pee shoots out in 2 streams though.
BarTopDancer
06-30-2008, 01:15 PM
d'oh!
Kevy Baby
06-30-2008, 01:19 PM
Maybe it's designed for guys who have a split penis (due to body modification - yes; people do this).
innerSpaceman
06-30-2008, 02:44 PM
Is that what's it's called when they graft a black man's penis onto a white man, Kevy??
sleepyjeff
06-30-2008, 03:36 PM
I would have killed for a urinal like that on my last visit to the Pendelton Roundup(rodeo)......I don't have a picture but think of King Arthur's round-table....except instead of a table you have a circular pee trough:eek:
JWBear
06-30-2008, 04:20 PM
Sounds like it would be a popular attraction at a gay rodeo! ;)
Disneyphile
06-30-2008, 04:49 PM
If I were to design a men's room, I'd put shrinking-effect carnival mirrors on the back walls of the urinals. :p :evil:
Kevy Baby
06-30-2008, 05:40 PM
If I were to design a men's room...You are a woman. You are not allowed to design a men's room, lest we end up with something akin to the OP.
Or this:
http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/df9/481/df94813a-ca93-4115-aa25-17009776f182
Cadaverous Pallor
06-30-2008, 06:12 PM
Or this:
http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/df9/481/df94813a-ca93-4115-aa25-17009776f182Women looking at a man pissing and smiling devilishly? Taking photos? There is no way a woman designed that :p
Disneyphile
06-30-2008, 06:13 PM
Women looking at a man pissing and smiling devilishly? Taking photos? There is no way a woman designed that :p
Exactly. Now, if the women were pointing and laughing, even I'd own up to designing that one. :evil:
sleepyjeff
07-01-2008, 02:08 AM
Sounds like it would be a popular attraction at a gay rodeo! ;)
I suppose it would:D
LashStoat
07-01-2008, 03:49 AM
I'd have thought the basis of this design to be quite obvious. It strictly follows Einstein's famous formula:
E = mc2
Where:
E = Entertainment Value.
mc = Male Chauvinist.
2 = Squared (in the corner).
alphabassettgrrl
07-01-2008, 10:06 AM
I like the one with the women on the walls! She's watching, and measuring, and looking to see if she can even see this one. :)
Morrigoon
07-01-2008, 01:55 PM
I'd have thought the basis of this design to be quite obvious. It strictly follows Einstein's famous formula:
E = mc2
Where:
E = Entertainment Value.
mc = Male Chauvinist.
2 = Squared (in the corner).
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RStar
07-01-2008, 11:13 PM
I can't get the song "when we were togther dancing cheek-to-cheek" out of my head.
Speaking of head, is it possible that the photo was peiced together from one shot and a reversed mirror image? It looks kinda Photo-shopped.
NickO'Time
07-01-2008, 11:59 PM
Maybe it's designed for guys who have a split penis (due to body modification - yes; people do this).
Does it regenerate? ;)
Kevy Baby
07-02-2008, 06:10 AM
Speaking of head, is it possible that the photo was pieced together from one shot and a reversed mirror image? It looks kinda Photo-shopped.It doesn't look like it as someone would have had to do a lot of work. The shadows all line up, the fixtures are different angles, and a couple of other details.
Not to say it couldn't be done. I was thinking more of urinals in the same basic setup, but with much more original space that the Photoshopper removed.
LashStoat
07-02-2008, 06:46 AM
Well, I've really studied the image. There are two distinct light sources - the one that lights the left urinal is at a much lower angle than the one that lights the right urinal, which is made obvious by the line of capping tiles, and shadows cast into the urinals themselves. The lights are at 90 degrees to each other, and all other shadows are consistent with this placement.
Although one could fake it, the probability of someone having the time or motivation to do so is improbable, so I'm going with the E=mc2 theory.
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