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Capt Jack
08-27-2008, 11:31 AM
i've decided to run for president (http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Capt&last=Jack)

Im Capt Jack and I approved this massage
Gemini Cricket
08-27-2008, 11:41 AM
Excellent!
You have my vote.
:D
LashStoat
08-27-2008, 11:45 AM
i've decided to run for president (http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=Capt&last=Jack)

Im Capt Jack and I approved this massage

Dear Captain Jack,

Could you please approve a massage for me too - my neck hurts.

Oh...and I'd vote for you any day dude.

Big hugs,

The Stoat.
Stan4dSteph
08-27-2008, 11:53 AM
Yes, where do we sign up for the massages?
katiesue
08-27-2008, 11:58 AM
Sign me up as well!
Morrigoon
08-27-2008, 01:46 PM
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men were created equal, and all necks were endowed with the right to be massaged.
LashStoat
08-27-2008, 02:04 PM
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men were created equal, and all necks were endowed with the right to be massaged.

Oh baby...massage my endowment.

:evil:
Morrigoon
08-27-2008, 02:09 PM
Oh baby...massage my endowment.

:evil:
Did I just get propositioned by a gay man?

Who gave this man a toaster???
Kevy Baby
08-27-2008, 03:28 PM
Did I just get propositioned by a gay man?

Who gave this man a toaster???I believe that those already infected with the gay are not eligible for a toaster.
lashbear
08-28-2008, 04:04 AM
I believe that those already infected with the gay are not eligible for a toaster.
No, but I've got a niiice shiiiny one waiting here for you.... :evil:
LashStoat
08-28-2008, 04:14 AM
I believe that those already infected with the gay are not eligible for a toaster.

Oh, Kevy I'll have to set you straight on the rules. WE get a toaster when we convert ten...and if it's anything to go by, I now have a walk-in pizza oven with a heated delivery-waiting annex.

:evil:
LashStoat
08-28-2008, 04:22 AM
Dear Morrigoon,

The endowment I was referring to was my mind...and you massage it so well. What did you think I meant? :rolleyes:

*smooch*

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.
Cadaverous Pallor
08-28-2008, 08:31 AM
Sorry Jack, I'm voting for this administration (http://www.inews3.com/play.php?first=The%20Swankers%20of&last=The%20Lounge%20of%20Tomorrow).


Yup, totally worth it for the old lady tramp stamp :snap:
Capt Jack
08-28-2008, 09:08 AM
yeah, she was a hottie, eh?
Sohrshah
08-28-2008, 09:53 PM
No, but I've got a niiice shiiiny one waiting here for you.... :evil:

Oh please lets hope it's not one of those shiny spandex ones of the sort D-Phile found....