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Disneyphile
08-28-2008, 04:24 PM
I kid you not. (http://hillcrestswimwear.com/Index.htm)

And, sorry, but they've seriously gotta be packing tennis balls here (http://hillcrestswimwear.com/HillcrestCatalog.htm), because those can't be natural... :eek:

(Mostly safe for work - shows some butt and, um... rather large wrapped packages.)

My favorite is the blue "hot pant" style at the bottom. I can't stop laughing my ass off! :D
alphabassettgrrl
08-28-2008, 04:32 PM
The *flopper*???? OMFG. I'm not sure that I want to know what "pumper" means.
Tom
08-28-2008, 04:33 PM
DP, your avatar makes all of your posts even more entertaining than they used to be.
innerSpaceman
08-28-2008, 04:49 PM
Heheh, SuPeR K! called my new swimsuit the "Hello Pouch" and, yeah, it accentuates my rather ... everybody now ... alarming package.

:eek:
Disneyphile
08-28-2008, 04:52 PM
Heheh, SuPeR K! called my new swimsuit the "Hello Pouch" and, yeah, it accentuates my rather ... everybody now ... alarming package.Does it even begin to match up to this (http://hillcrestswimwear.com/images/Catalogimages/flopf01.jpg)??? :p
innerSpaceman
08-28-2008, 04:53 PM
No.


But, then again, mine's real.
Betty
08-28-2008, 04:55 PM
http://hillcrestswimwear.com/images/Catalogimages/pumpshors%20t.jpg

ok - I really am LOLing here. I would have thought that the narrowly front cut one would make me giggle - but like you - I got down to the shiny blue one and was just... um.... I'm not quite sure. Somehow unable to look away... sort of like when you drive by an accident.
Betty
08-28-2008, 04:57 PM
No.


But, then again, mine's real.

Wait - you mean that arm sized package isn't real? How can you tell? ;)
Disneyphile
08-28-2008, 04:58 PM
I know. It's like a therapy harness for elephantiasis or something!
LashStoat
08-28-2008, 05:27 PM
It looks like a satin tennis racket cover.
JWBear
08-28-2008, 08:13 PM
The *flopper*???? OMFG. I'm not sure that I want to know what "pumper" means.

Oh... Why not? (http://penispumpwarehouse.com/) :evil:
Stan4dSteph
08-28-2008, 08:38 PM
Okay, those just look obscene. Sorry. Maybe in the privacy of your own home or pool, but I really don't want to see your shlong in a sheath when I'm at the beach.
Alex
08-28-2008, 08:45 PM
The *flopper*???? OMFG. I'm not sure that I want to know what "pumper" means.

Penis pumps. This link (http://www.tigerpumping.com/main.html) is helpfully provided on the site. Very much NSFW.


Sorry, I provide links to NSFW stuff.


I doubt anybody is really intending this for actual beach swimwear. I'm sure it is intended for strippers, fetish, and gagwear.
Bornieo: Fully Loaded
08-28-2008, 09:15 PM
wow, images of Mr. Snuffalufagus flash across my brain...
madmonkeygirl
08-28-2008, 09:31 PM
LOL Mark. Or visions of "moose" flash in front of my eyes....lol inside joke....lol
LSPoorEeyorick
08-28-2008, 11:27 PM
Does... anyone walk around with a hard-on at the beach? I mean, the whole time?
alphabassettgrrl
08-28-2008, 11:29 PM
Yeah, that's kind of what I figured it was.

NSFW- fine by me. Not Safe for Humans- that's a concern, depending on who posted it.
Chernabog
08-29-2008, 12:35 AM
Does... anyone walk around with a hard-on at the beach? I mean, the whole time?

That really depends on the beach. When I was in college in La Jolla.....umm...*ahem* *whistles*
Cadaverous Pallor
08-29-2008, 12:05 PM
Does... anyone walk around with a hard-on at the beach? I mean, the whole time?Some are growers, some are show-ers, and some carry loaves of bread in their trunks.

Can you get busted for this kind of clothing at a beach? Though I guess there are no laws on how much you can show off the curves of gigantic tits.
Chernabog
08-29-2008, 12:38 PM
Though I guess there are no laws on how much you can show off the curves of gigantic tits.

Hmm I would have expected Kevy to turn the last two words of that sentence into a hyperlink by now. ;)
Tenigma
08-29-2008, 12:49 PM
OH NO, MY EYES!!!! THEY BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alex
08-29-2008, 01:20 PM
Hmm I would have expected Kevy to turn the last two words of that sentence into a hyperlink by now. ;)

Kevy's been AWOL since Wednesday evening. I assume he is busy and not pouting because I snapped at him.
Not Afraid
08-29-2008, 11:42 PM
so, just for laughs, I want to see a grower in one of these things. From droopy drawers to I want some mores!
CoasterMatt
08-30-2008, 09:39 AM
A fellas gotta have some place to keep his tube of sunscreen.
lashbear
08-31-2008, 01:40 AM
Oh... Why not? (http://penispumpwarehouse.com/) :evil:

Penis pumps. This link (http://www.tigerpumping.com/main.html) is helpfully provided on the site. Very much NSFW..
See? See what I come home to after a weekend away ??

...How come Alex's link is racier than JWBear's??




.....yes, I looked...
3894
08-31-2008, 07:44 AM
Très International Male catalog, circa 1983. They had a grey briefie sewn to resemble an elephant's face and you can just imagine what was the trunk.
JWBear
08-31-2008, 08:21 AM
See? See what I come home to after a weekend away ??

...How come Alex's link is racier than JWBear's??




.....yes, I looked...

I was trying to not shock delicate sensibilities... ;)
RStar
09-02-2008, 08:59 PM
http://hillcrestswimwear.com/images/Catalogimages/pumpshors%20t.jpg

ok - I really am LOLing here. I would have thought that the narrowly front cut one would make me giggle - but like you - I got down to the shiny blue one and was just... um.... I'm not quite sure. Somehow unable to look away... sort of like when you drive by an accident.
I think if anyone wore that stuff on the street, it would cause an accident!
Oh... Why not? (http://penispumpwarehouse.com/) :evil:
Sheesh, penispainwhorehouse.com????

And this just made me laugh PYREX PECKER????? (http://www.boyzshop.com/solid-pyrex-pecker-with-balls_378.html)

(Most likley NSFW)
belleh5
09-02-2008, 10:07 PM
Why did I click on this thread?? :eek: