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lashbear
01-11-2005, 06:09 AM
Cream, laced with commerce.
It glides down my throat and sates my hunger
Squirting saliva finds sugar to spare.
Carbohydrate filling my craving,
feeding my addiction.
Wanting more - more of the three food groups
Sugar, Fat & Salt.
All in abundance, given aplenty
come back for more, the food pushers cry
we've given you a taste, you'll be back tomorrow
why did I eat the WHOLE dozen free Krispy Kremes on my Birthday.

Cadaverous Pallor
01-12-2005, 11:10 AM
I feel your pain, man. I really do. Grok to it, children of marketing! :)

wendybeth
01-12-2005, 12:22 PM
Lol, Lashbear! The ultimate anti-Atkins ode.

I must go eat, now.

lashbear
01-13-2005, 08:15 AM
I feel your pain, man. I really do. Grok to it, children of marketing! :)

Grok around the clock, you hepcat, you ! :D :cool:

Gn2Dlnd
01-13-2005, 01:32 PM
[Homer voice]Mmm - free coma...[/Homer voice]

lashbear
01-14-2005, 08:32 AM
Hehehe I've managed to give away quite a few so I've only had 4 so far :p

tigertail777
01-14-2005, 11:21 PM
Bears that dont just eat honey glaze
Sticky disgusting obnoxious sight
bear laying in a sugar haze
comotose bear had little to share
The tiger had a sweet tooth too
but the bear shouted between gulps
"none for you!"
:)

lashbear
01-15-2005, 08:58 AM
Mate, that just BEGS for some Mojo ! Here's some coming YOUR way ! :D

lashbear
01-19-2005, 07:51 PM
PS: Thanks for the feedback folks - I'm thinking of turning it into a song ! :D