Alien Butchers in LA

[Nephythys]

A southern California man has a beef with Los Angeles – it’s just become home to a large extraterrestrial butcher shop.
E.T. expert Dr. Terry Johnson claims the site of the “butcher shop” is a giant starship he recently discovered in the hillside community of Mount Washington in northeast L.A.



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:eek: LOL

[Moonliner]

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:eek: LOL

Still, there is hope. Johnson says if every human imagines a force field of energy around themselves, it can reduce the chance of being turned into “human cacciatore.”

What if I just don't shower for a week? Would that work also?

[Betty]

He was on Mark and Brian (radio - 95.5) yesterday morning and they replayed him on the 5am show. Funny stuff! But he sure seems to believe it. You won't see the shop though unless you are a psychic or if you try and "reach out your feelings" when you are there. Won't someone go and see. It's apparently at "the bottom of the hill".

[SacTown Chronic]

What if I just don't shower for a week? Would that work also?

It seems to be working for the neighbor lady down the street.

[Moonliner]

It seems to be working for the neighbor lady down the street.

Say how is your mom anyway?

[alphabassettgrrl]

Ah, yes, the nuts love LA. :)

[CoasterMatt]

I love that the Alien Butcher shop is in my old neighborhood - that place has EVERYTHING cool...

[DisneyFan25863]

That explains the missing liver...

[Ghoulish Delight]

Dang, I was just reading about underground UFO repair facilities. Because, of course, UFOs can only be repaired under the magnetic forces that are present closer to the core of the earth. But now I can't find a link, dang.

[CoasterMatt]

My tinfoil hat keeps me protected, and of course, there's always triple chili cheeseburger "force field"