Euphemistically Speaking

[Kevy Baby]

Making up a fancier sounding title for "Telemarketer" in another thread (although it wasn't good enough to copy here) got me to thinking about alternative titles to otherwise mundane jobs.

When I worked at a service station in college, we called ourselves Petroleum Transfer Engineers.

How about you? Got any good ones, either ones you've heard/used or just soemthing you've made up?

[DreadPirateRoberts]

When I worked at the Long Beach airport, fueling planes, I had a similar title, Petroleum Transfer Technician.

[Pirate Bill]

I am a Data Archeologist.

(I work with huge sets of B2B marketing data. Often involving quite a bit of digging and cleaning.)

[katiesue]

I'm a grown up babysitter - aka Executive Assistant.

[Morrigoon]

I've actually seen a Dilbert phrase used in job ads:
Director of First Impressions (receptionist)

[Gemini Cricket]

I am gay - aka the Receiver of Swollen Goods.

[Kevy Baby]

Director of First Impressions (receptionist)The PIA-SC (Printing Industries of America - Southern California) actually has an annual "First Impressions" competition which is to find out which printer has the best receptionist.

[scaeagles]

My son was my basketball team's hydration engineer.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

I am gay - aka the Receiver of Swollen Goods.I think you mean "I am a bottom..." :evil:

[bewitched]

I am a Household Operations Specialist...a SAHM.

[Morrigoon]

I thought that was Domestic Engineer :)

[Kevy Baby]

Domestic Goddess

[JWBear]

Where I work, clerical staff are called Office Technicians.

[bewitched]

Oooo, I like Kevy's description!

[Not Afraid]

Pooper Scooper.

[Morrigoon]

Veterinary Sanitation Engineer

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Lagomorph Relations Director

[Morrigoon]

*bows down*

[Kevy Baby]

Lagomorph Relations DirectorI had to do a little looking up (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagomorpha).

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