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Capt Jack
10-17-2008, 11:57 AM
...on how really picky your workplace is.

No pants is the new skinny jean (http://www.stylelist.com/blog/2008/10/15/no-pants-is-the-new-skinny-jean/?icid=100214839x1211638323x1200663777)

may I just say, that even though they are indeed 'super models' or whathaveyou and Im totally hetero.............I strongly disapprove, as those are all effing horrid looking.
Disneyphile
10-17-2008, 12:05 PM
Gross.
Kevy Baby
10-17-2008, 12:06 PM
Well, it's a look...
Capt Jack
10-17-2008, 12:08 PM
heh. that it is.....but then, so is tatooing "booger" across your forehead, but I still dont think its a good idea. :rolleyes:
Moonliner
10-17-2008, 12:16 PM
It's a good way to get around those saggy pants laws (http://www.palmbeachpost.com/politics/content/local_news/epaper/2008/03/11/0311rivcharter.html).


Also, from a practical aspect I'd expect it would have to be more of a summer look.
Strangler Lewis
10-17-2008, 01:43 PM
I might put a bet down on that. Never underestimate the willingness of women to look like idiots because somebody tells them it's what you have to do to be sexy.
alphabassettgrrl
10-17-2008, 01:54 PM
One more trend I won't be following.
Kevy Baby
10-17-2008, 02:08 PM
I'm just glad it had nothing to do with this (http://www.loungeoftomorrow.com/LoT/showthread.php?t=5739).
LashStoat
10-17-2008, 10:54 PM
It's a good way to get around those saggy pants laws (http://www.palmbeachpost.com/politics/content/local_news/epaper/2008/03/11/0311rivcharter.html).

OK...I have to ask, as the saggy pants thing is happening here also. How do these string-bean shaped kids stop the pants from falling past their non-existent hips/buns ?

Do they use nappy (diaper) pins, superglue, velcro or viagra to stop 'em dropping?

Do their boxer shorts have a non-skid surfactant or a whale-bone based stay system that attaches to the outer garment. Or is it magnets?

Helium?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.
RStar
10-17-2008, 11:24 PM
Is it just me, or are models becoming both more homely, and more sickly looking?
Gemini Cricket
10-17-2008, 11:50 PM
None of these models are allowed to sit on my furniture after eating at Taco Bell.
LashStoat
10-18-2008, 01:12 AM
Do their boxer shorts have a non-skid surfactant.

Well, given the furniture comment, I'm ruling out this particular theory.
€uroMeinke
10-18-2008, 11:44 AM
Women without pants will always be welcome in my home
Not Afraid
10-18-2008, 11:46 AM
I've taken the look one step farther today.
lashbear
10-18-2008, 04:02 PM
Dare we ask ?
Capt Jack
10-18-2008, 04:09 PM
OK...I have to ask, ...How do these string-bean shaped kids stop the pants from falling past their non-existent hips/buns ?

Do they use nappy (diaper) pins, superglue, velcro or viagra to stop 'em dropping?



mostly right. oft times its nappy pinned to their shirts on the inside.
sometimes suspenders under the shirt
LashStoat
10-18-2008, 05:03 PM
Why bother???

So you can look like Bozo The Clown and/or some totally wasted vagrant?
lashbear
10-18-2008, 05:06 PM
Why bother??? - So you can look like Bozo The Clown and/or some totally wasted vagrant?
STOAT!! That's not a very nice way to refer to the President of the USA...
bewitched
10-22-2008, 07:41 PM
OK...I have to ask, as the saggy pants thing is happening here also. How do these string-bean shaped kids stop the pants from falling past their non-existent hips/buns ?


Enquiring minds want to know.

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

Mostly, they hold them up with a free hand. Which leads to another fashion trend I don't get...

White upper-class kids trying to look "gangsta". It's a ridiculous look anyway...baggy pants, turned sports team hat (preferably w/the tags still on), FUBU tee (pref. black), heavy gold chain, Air Jordans (or whatever the shoe dejour is)...it looks ridiculous anyway but when you are so clearly UNgangsta, you look like a stupid ****ing moron.
Capt Jack
10-22-2008, 09:36 PM
Mostly, they hold them up with a free hand. Which leads to another fashion trend I don't get...

White upper-class kids trying to look "gangsta". It's a ridiculous look anyway...baggy pants, turned sports team hat (preferably w/the tags still on), FUBU tee (pref. black), heavy gold chain, Air Jordans (or whatever the shoe dejour is)...it looks ridiculous anyway but when you are so clearly UNgangsta, you look like a stupid ****ing moron.

you mean these guys?

http://www.famouspictures.org/images/f/f0/Icy_hot_Stuntaz.jpg


:rolleyes: (i literally have to laugh every time I see this pic)
cirquelover
10-22-2008, 10:21 PM
Yep, those look like the kind of kid she was describing. Freaking hilarious that they think they're actually cool!

The kids up here aren't smart enough to have something to hold up the pants. I see them drop them all the time. I've also seen our police harrass them for it too.
alphabassettgrrl
10-23-2008, 05:47 AM
Somebody gave me the best visual ever. A group of baggy-pants was crossing a street and they had to hold up their pants with their hand. They looked like a group of Victorian ladies holding up their skirts.

Ridicule is probably the best tool.
Cadaverous Pallor
10-23-2008, 08:04 AM
Funny how the baggy pants thing started when I was in Jr. High and hasn't faded since. At least, that's when I think it started.
Kevy Baby
10-23-2008, 09:28 AM
When the first twinges of "peer pressure" fashion trends started creeping into my life (Jr. High school?), I felt like I was a loser because I was never "hip." Somehow, I quickly realized that the trendiness was too difficult and not worth the effort. Once I started not giving a shiite, I was never popular with the trendoids, but I never really cared. I had my friends and we were fellow geeks.
bewitched
10-23-2008, 09:53 AM
This made me LMAO...

White Upper Middle Class Gangsta Learning Service (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vM4EOa8J6g&feature=user)

Or if you want to take the homeschooling route:


Instructions
Difficulty: Easy
Step1
Choose a gangsta name. In days past, fashion has demanded that such gangsta names were elaborate pseudonyms crafted of misspelled words and hyphens. Today's gangsta names are much more diverse. If unable to create a suitable gangsta name, ask chums from the neighborhood (or "homies") to give you a nickname. Phrases like "chill," "dog" and "money" are often good to use; avoid names like "Carlton," "Bryant" and "Vanilla Ice."

Step2
Learn to use the gangsta lingo. Word. If the local community college does not offer classes, then use resources such as Urban Dictionary or watch reruns of "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" (see Resources below). A great first step is to always add "dog" to a sentence when addressing others. It's easy and fun to do, dog.

Step3
Buy very large pants but not a belt. Wear nice underwear, preferably boxers. Real gangstas do not have dirty drawers!

Step4
Invest in a quality set of poorly-done tattoos. The more they look like they were received in prison with a tattoo gun rigged from an old ink pen, the better! Popular gangsta tattoo choices include praying hands, portraits of Tupac and Biggie, pictures of one's dogs and, of course, your own name.

Step5
Pick a quality gangsta role model from television and imitate everything he does. If unsure where to find a gangsta role model, go to a favorite music video channel.

Step6
Remember that nothing says "gangsta" like a mouth full of gold teeth, especially if they are studded with diamonds that actually spell out the word "gangsta."

Step7
Enjoy the newfound street credibility and the respect that the gangsta lifestyle brings, but always remember that struggle going on across the bleak city streets, which you have probably heard of through the jams on your 80-gig video iPod.
Prudence
10-23-2008, 12:15 PM
The other week we were approaching the bag check area at the park and we were behind a guy who wasn't even bothering to hold his pants up. They kept just collecting around his knees.
Kevy Baby
10-23-2008, 12:23 PM
The other week we were approaching the bag check area at the park and we were behind a guy who wasn't even bothering to hold his pants up. They kept just collecting around his knees.Yeah, sorry about that. I left my belt at home and wasn't noticing their repeated drop.
Moonliner
10-23-2008, 01:09 PM
The other week we were approaching the bag check area at the park and we were behind a guy who wasn't even bothering to hold his pants up. They kept just collecting around his knees.

No that's just part of the parks new strip search procedure. You can never be to careful about security but I would suggest avoiding the line where Capt. Hook is doing the searches.