Pitcher This

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Check out this photo (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/2005/03/23/gallery.zito/content.2.html) of Mr. Byrnes powdering his privates. (It's work safe, but you may elicit giggles from your cow-orkers.)

[Not Afraid]

I don't have any Cow-okers. I have Cat-okers. Does that count. They just lick their privates - whenever and wherever they want.

[Cadaverous Pallor]

"Cow-orkers". Total keeper. ;)

[Ghoulish Delight]

I like the variation, "Cow-irker". More descriptive.