Can you tweet your Bio?

[€uroMeinke]

So with the advent of social networking connecting me with people I haven't talked to in over 30 years, I wonder if I can recap my life in a tweet. I know I could get demographic - you know, "married twice to same gal, no kids, same job last 20+ years, etc." but I wonder if I can capture something more interesting.

And because I like to steal other people's creative ideas, I offer you the same challenge, what might your 140 (or less) character bio be? What would let your grade school friends know in a text what you've been up to since they saw you last.

I'm going to sleep on this for now, but I'd love to see some attempts.

[Alex]

Yuppie DINK, despite my better intentions.

[tracilicious]

kids, divorced, writer, atheist...not what you expected

[€uroMeinke]

Latest cut:

Corporate DINK - Aesthete, Anarchist, & Hedonist seeking, pleasure, enlightenment & a chance to see the world - Work in Progress, come along

[katiesue]

I'm still me. A little fatter, little older and hopefully slightly wiser. But still me.

[Moonliner]

Like 24, but with less bullets.

[Andrew]

My actual Twitter bio:
Husband, geek, Nokian, MousePlaneteer, nonmammaltarian, friend to cats.
71 characters.

[Ghoulish Delight]

Social computer dork happily married, 2 rabbits, condo owner. Fan of culture and style. Unapologetic moral relativist.