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NirvanaMan

01-25-2009, 12:28 PM

Welcome, NirvanaMan.
6254 New Posts (http://www.loungeoftomorrow.com/LoT/search.php?do=getnew) since your last visit.
You last visited: 12-14-2008 at 10:43 AM

I'm guessing something about bacon.

lashbear

01-25-2009, 12:37 PM

well, someone did something, and someone else said something to someone and someone ate bacon, and some people went to Disneyland, then some people had birthdays, and there was a new year, and a parties, and stuff

oh, and we started up about another zillion threads about the upcoming LashTrip. :p

BTW: does missing over 6000 posts make you a 6-times Un-loser ?

RStar

01-25-2009, 12:51 PM

Nothing.

Oh, there is a new Soooo.... thread.

lindyhop

01-25-2009, 01:52 PM

Everything.

Betty

01-25-2009, 02:01 PM

where the eff have you been? ;)

LashStoat

01-25-2009, 02:41 PM

Dear NirvanaMan,

It would be easier to re-boot your life than to explain the flotsome and jetsome (I'll bet that's the first time you've ever seen that in a post) that has drifted under this particular bridge.

Just suffice it to say that $hit happened and it's great to hear from you.

See yah real soon...

Love and hugs,

The Stoat XXX.

Moonliner

01-25-2009, 02:53 PM

We have a new president, A viral shoe fetish, West Virginia, Unemployment, Personal loss, Bacon (of course), and Politics.

LashStoat

01-25-2009, 02:56 PM

We have a new president, A viral shoe fetish, West Virginia, Unemployment, Personal loss, Bacon (of course), and Politics.

Don't forget the strip club in Gaza.

Moonliner

01-25-2009, 03:22 PM

Don't forget the strip club in Gaza.

Turns out that's just a checkpoint. Quite embarrassing experience really.

SzczerbiakManiac

01-25-2009, 04:42 PM

You're gay now and I'm your BF.

Yes, I'm deliberately not spelling out BF. :evil:

Ghoulish Delight

01-25-2009, 04:45 PM

There was "Everyone Online Right Now Gets $50 Day". That was fun.

LashStoat

01-25-2009, 06:17 PM

Yeah that was a hoot - I logged in twice and made a hundred bucks.

Mary Poppins

01-25-2009, 06:25 PM

"Everyone Online Right Now Gets $50 Day" - Yes, those unscrupulous curs who insist on creating sock puppets could certainly make illicit gains from that day. Suffice to say, I know of no-one who would do such a shameless thing.

Pip Pip,
Mary.

LashStoat

01-25-2009, 06:28 PM

Nice tits Mary.

Mary Poppins

01-25-2009, 06:33 PM

Nice tits Mary.
Yes, I put half-coconuts out to attract them.

http://www.rspb.org.uk/Images/blue%20tit%20feeding%20on%20coconut%20(on%20ground )%20180_tcm9-26389.jpg

LashStoat

01-25-2009, 06:43 PM

OK...nice vagina.

Ghoulish Delight

01-25-2009, 06:44 PM

Well, at least he made it back in time for Australia Day.

Mary Poppins

01-25-2009, 07:08 PM

OK...nice vagina.

Silly stoat... it's the entrance to the Ladies Room in Puerto Vallarta !!

Thank you to the lovely young Kevin for the picture.

http://users.tpg.com.au/adslgroh/pics/Marys%20room%20in%20PV.jpg

LashStoat

01-25-2009, 08:07 PM

blueerica

01-25-2009, 09:45 PM

If I had a drink in my mouth, it would now be all over my monitor.

Lovely, Lash, lovely.

blueerica

01-25-2009, 09:47 PM

J sez:

"It looks like a toaster strudel vagina"

and

"Nuthin' says luvin' like Mary Poppins in my muffin... hehehehehehe"

Kevy Baby

01-25-2009, 10:07 PM

Okay, that pink balloon is just WRONG

Not Afraid

01-25-2009, 10:52 PM

Stoat does a pretty good cooch!

LashStoat

01-26-2009, 12:37 AM

Okay, that pink balloon is just WRONG

I put the balloon there to celebrate Australia Day...and a blue one would be wronger.

NirvanaMan

01-26-2009, 10:21 PM

So australian bacon vagina internet scam and secret gayness.

Check.

JWBear

01-27-2009, 12:19 AM

So australian bacon vagina internet scam and secret gayness.

Check.

Yeah... Just the normal stuff.

Capt Jack

01-27-2009, 09:08 AM

not really sure the word 'normal' belongs in there

usual maybe....but not 'normal'

Moonliner

01-27-2009, 09:25 AM

And if we are assessing the efficacy of individual words, I think the use of the word 'secret' should be reviewed as well.

JWBear

01-27-2009, 09:37 AM

not really sure the word 'normal' belongs in there

usual maybe....but not 'normal'

Perhaps I should have specified "normal for LoT".

LashStoat

01-27-2009, 10:47 AM

Secret Gayness....palllleeease !!!

I'm really looking forward to one of them rooting beers you folks have over there.The marketing always sounds so great - "Crystal waters from Viagra Falls mixed with a hint of mesculine and Indian Tonic".

I'm not sure if I need a Tefal and a Hip Replacement assembly to mix it with (as suggested by the last ad I watch in America) so perhaps you dudes can provide the fixings part of the deal.

Oh God...and I think you need a turkey deep-fryer...but it has to be 10 feet from your fence on a 1 pound or less gas bottle, unless you live in a more than two family condo ( as a 1 pound bottle can burn down a two-family home, but a 1.0001 pound bottle is perfectly safe).

I couldn't find a ready-made batch at Von's last time, so get your act together and spring for a few cases OK?