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mousepod
05-07-2009, 09:17 AM
The designers over at Sharper FX (http://www.sharperfx.com/) seem to be making their living by creating the most psycho and over the top intros to Christian websites.

Salvation through retinal brutality.

Ghoulish Delight
05-07-2009, 09:20 AM
Perhaps they're hoping you'll see God while experience induced seizures.

Snowflake
05-07-2009, 09:23 AM
Ow, my eyes!

JWBear
05-07-2009, 09:31 AM
I bet all that flickering hides some nasty subliminal messages that are going to turn us all into fundamentalist zombies.

Pirate Bill
05-07-2009, 09:37 AM
They put the flash in Flash.

But I've got to admit, those animations are fun to watch. That doesn't mean that it's a good idea though. Flash intros on web sites need to go away forever.

Betty
05-07-2009, 09:48 AM
"experience the kingdom!"

flippyshark
05-07-2009, 11:10 AM
Wow, so over the top, it plays as satire. I'm thinking that these pastors are going to have to warn the elderly and weak-hearted in their congregations away from visiting the church's website. Is this really what these churches want as their online public face? Color me dazed and bemused.

Capt Jack
05-07-2009, 11:51 AM
uh...did I just read that right? gospel mime?
that was ...like...a joke...right?

edit: nope....seems theyre serious

Kevy Baby
05-08-2009, 10:34 AM
Did anyone play the game they have on their site?

SzczerbiakManiac
05-08-2009, 10:40 AM
The one where you have to send money to an imaginary friend?