Le Queef

[NirvanaMan]

Thoughts?

[Morrigoon]

There appear to be about 3 pages of tweets on the topic. Any more and the site'll have to change its name to queefer. :P I was wondering wtf was going on for a while till I realized everyone was in on it.

[Disneyphile]

This is Twitter. *silence*

This is Twitter after some damn good drinks. *queef*

[lashbear]

Freakout !!
Le Queef, C'est Chief,
Freakout !!

[Gn2Dlnd]

Thoughts?

PUI.

Why no, ossifer. I am clompletely slober, whyjoo ask?

[Alex]

My thought is that I have no idea what you're talking about. Apparently I'm following the wrong people on Twitter.

ETA: I should say I know what the word means, I just have no idea what the apparent current context is.

[innerSpaceman]

I have to say I'm glad I was away from Twitter yesterday.


But sorry I missed the Car-B-Que. As it turns out, I'd made other plans for that day and didn't want to bail on people.

It seems like drunken fun was had. So all's good. But please sound the All-Clear when queefing is over.

[Not Afraid]

Wake up queefy heads. It's time for breakfast!

[Not Afraid]

Wake up queefy heads. It's time for breakfast!

[Strangler Lewis]

I'm going to plead ignorance on all counts.

On second thought, I'll reserve judgment on the term "ignorance" until I'm convinced that this is something worth knowing.

[Chernabog]

Thpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpt!

...

Just trying to get a visual.

[alphabassettgrrl]

Retroactive giggles here.

[Prudence]

I realize I'm going to get flamed for this, and be lectured on how the LoT is proud of its cliques, but broadcasting the private parties here on the LoT does get a bit tiresome for some of us who are not in the in-crowd. I'm glad you all are having a marvelous time, yadda-yadda.

[innerSpaceman]

No, you're not going to be entirely in the minority. Heheh, I'm good-humored enuf about it that it doesn't bother me personally. Quite the opposite, I smile at the good times that people I know and love obviously had ... and that the queef explosion delightfully indicates.

It's also, I think, a tad in bad form to go on about parties on the LoT that not everyone on the LoT was invited to. I also don't see how it can be avoided. We're people, after all.


And we'll all get over it, I'm sure. :cool:



... but the fact remains i sting a little over a particular non-invite, so i'm sensitive to the feelings of the uninvited.

[keith - SuPeR K!]

Why are people derailing a thread about queefing?!

[Chernabog]

Why are people derailing a thread about queefing?!

Duly quoted. :)

[Kevy Baby]

Why are people derailing a thread about queefing?!What else are you going to do with it?

[keith - SuPeR K!]

The LashPair was here?

[Disneyphile]

I'm not invited to everything that I read/hear about.

I wonder if complaining about it will encourage people to invite me or push me away?

Hmmmmmm. Just something to think about.

[Alex]

Personally, I think it is just the pernicious emotional effect of Memorial Day Weekend.

[BarTopDancer]

The LashPair was here?

OMG! They were?? Why didn't someone tell me!

[Disneyphile]

Well, I know that MY queefs can bring people to tears.

[CoasterMatt]

There's never enough duct tape.

[Alex]

Well, I know that MY queefs can bring people to tears.

This is a rather startling public admission as to the hygienic integrity of your hoohaw. You might want to see a doctor as Wikipedia (font of all knowledge medical) tells me that a malodorous queef could be a sign of an undesirable connection between your vajayjay and your colon. In other words, there might be some buried toxic waste in your personal Love Canal, so to speak.

NOTE: Note, this post exists primarily to see if I can creep myself out.

[Chernabog]

^^ OMG..... I'll never eat clam chowder again. :(

[Disneyphile]

No, no. Not the odor, but the mere sound of my queefs can make people think horrible things about themselves and/or the world in general. My queefs remove all hope from mankind. It is the Vogon poetry of my pubic region.

[Alex]

Too late. You are now forever to be known as "that smelly queef lady." I wrote it on a boat and set it sail down the river to be found by Neptune and written into the very fabric of the universe so that in billions of years when another sentient race has evolved in the universe and calculates pi and then decodes the string starting 1,423,234,202 digits after the decimal place and ending at position 1,423,234,317 and then stumbles upon using ASCII to decipher it, will find that it reads:

"the smelly queef lady lived over on that planet"

[alphabassettgrrl]

Ok, now I *am* laughing.

[NirvanaMan]

I don't like ketchup.

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

It was all started by a Man... and a queef.

[Snowflake]

I'm clueless, but VAM cause I'm laughing and grossed out

[BarTopDancer]

There's never enough duct tape.

Duly quoted. :)

[lashbear]

Attention all Snub-ees.

There's a party at my place tonight, and you're ALL invited. BYO Queef.

[Not Afraid]

There's no party at my place tonight. No one is invited. So there!

I'm not sure how a Queef thread turned into a snubbing thread. I just happily twitqueffed from my overnight and did the best I could with it. But, as far as best queef-quotes, Heidi gets my LOL vote.

[lashbear]

which queefin one was that?


(and why does this remind me of smurfs?)

[Disneyphile]

Oh, do not tempt me to characterize and illustrate queefs, because I'll do it, and make avatars from them.
Papa Queef, Queefette, Brainy Queef..... my gods, the possibilities.

[lashbear]

Double-Dog-Dare Ya !! :evil:

[Strangler Lewis]

Okay, that's what I thought it meant. As to "Le Queef," I remain in the dark.

[BarTopDancer]

Bananas!

[LSPoorEeyorick]

which queefin one was that?


(and why does this remind me of smurfs?)


You are the wind bequeef my wings.

[Not Afraid]

Brilliant! Simply brilliant!

[Disneyphile]

You are the wind bequeef my wings.Personally, I prefer the ones without wings.

Hey, wait... that would be an awesome theme song for a pad commercial! Let's work on this together! We'll be rich! RICH!!! :D

I'm envisioning... a group of gal pals running slo-mo through a field, trailing glorious bits of satin in the breeze and singing melodically, looking ever so happy of the freedom, and then hopping on board a giant hovering pad that queefs as it launches into the heavens of springtime freshness!

[Kevy Baby]

There's never enough duct tape.Bumper sticker from this weekend: Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver

NOTE: Note, this post exists primarily to see if I can creep myself out.Were you successful in creeping yourself out?

[Gemini Cricket]

Hey! I thought my "Queefer Sutherland" queef tweet was pretty funny...
:D

[Cadaverous Pallor]

Hey! I thought my "Queefer Sutherland" queef tweet was pretty funny...
:DYou also get a special award for being the first to respond.

[Gemini Cricket]

You also get a special award for being the first to respond.
Yeah, well, me and bodily sounds get along.
:D

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

I'm like a proud father whenever I come into this thread....

[Disneyphile]

I'm like a proud father whenever I come into this thread....You're the very embodiment of Papa Queef!

[Bornieo: Fully Loaded]

A blast from the past... Only I'm not blue...

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a377/bornieo/noxiousfumesIASW.jpg

[Disneyphile]

That was a fart, not a queef. Although, I'm sure mine would cause the same reaction. ;)

[lashbear]

The Queef Of Grief ?