Funny impossible things-need help

[Nephythys]

-like nailing jello to a tree

-like herding cats





We've all heard them, but my brain is broken. Does anyone have any other funny impossible things thay have heard of?

[Moonliner]

-like nailing jello to a tree

-like herding cats





We've all heard them, but my brain is broken. Does anyone have any other funny impossible things thay have heard of?

Nailing Jello to a tree: Freeze it first, then slowly push the nail through Jello and tap nail into tree.

Toothpaste back in the tube.

Make Kevy make sense.

[Nephythys]

ahh- toothpaste! good one...

any more?

[DreadPirateRoberts]

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

[Not Afraid]

How do you catch a cloud and pin it down?
How do you keep a wave upon the sand
How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

[Ghoulish Delight]

Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Mango!

[Not Afraid]

To dream, the impossible dream.

[3894]

Might as well try and catch the wind.

[Nephythys]

as easy as keeping hot tea in a chocolate tea pot

[Strangler Lewis]

A one-armed paper hanger.

Speaking of Kevy, is he on vacation or something?

[LSPoorEeyorick]

Can you know the mighty ocean? Can you lasso a star from the sky? Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'? No! Such is Mango!

You, sir, have made my day.

[Not Afraid]

spank spank.

[Gn2Dlnd]

Oh, piss up a rope.

[Not Afraid]

It's impossible, tell the sun to leave the sky, it's just impossible
It's impossible, ask a baby not to cry, it's just impossible
Can I hold you closer to me and not feel you goin' through me?
Split the second that I never think of you? Oh, how impossible

Can the ocean keep from rushin' to the shore? It's just impossible
If I had you, could I ever want for more? It's just impossible
And tomorrow, shouldya ask me for the world, somehow I'd get it
I would sell my very soul and not regret it
For to live without your love--It's just impossible

Can the ocean keep from rushin' to the shore? It's just impossible
If I had you, could I ever want for more? It's just impossible
And tomorrow, shouldya ask me for the world, somehow I'd get it
I would sell my very soul and not regret it
For to live without your love--It's just impossible

Impossible, immmmmm-impossible

[blueerica]

Hitch your wagon to a star.

[blueerica]

And thanks, now I've got various The Sound of Music references and songs in my head.

[3894]

Impossible, immmmmm-impossible


Aaaaaaaaah, I'm melting! I had driven this song from my mind! Curse you, Cousin NA! Just for this, I'm filling this post with exclamation marks!

[Not Afraid]

Don't blame me. Blame Perry Como!

[Cadaverous Pallor]

I'm still thinking of Mango.

[LSPoorEeyorick]

(I'm crossing my humor references here, I know, but...)

I can't stop thinking about Mango, either. Wondering where he could be, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of me, and whether he'll ever return someday...

[Cadaverous Pallor]

(I'm crossing my humor references here, I know, but...)

I can't stop thinking about Mango, either. Wondering where he could be, who he is with, what is he thinking, is he thinking of me, and whether he'll ever return someday...
My God, it stinks in here. It stinks of stupid women wondering about Mango.

[SzczerbiakManiac]

Squeeeee! Me loves me some KITH allusions!

[Pirate Bill]

It's impossible, tell the sun to leave the sky, it's just impossible

My family always sang it:

It's impossible, to stuff a piano up your nose, it's just impossible.



Oh, and thanks for getting an otherwise forgotten song stuck in my head!!!!!!

(Exclamation points added to echo 3894's cursing.)