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Nephythys
04-07-2005, 05:36 AM
Just kidding- I had to get the Schaivo post off the front page. It was driving me nuts.
;)
scaeagles
04-07-2005, 07:01 AM
Oh man! I thought this was going to be entertaining.
blueerica
04-07-2005, 07:09 AM
HAHAHA!! Yeah, I was getting tired of seeing Shaivo on the front page, too...
HEY!! We don't all suck. I, for one, lick....;)
But I do like the liberals that suck...;)
Nephythys
04-07-2005, 09:20 AM
Oh man! I thought this was going to be entertaining.
Yeah Leo- that was my plan. To slit my wrists and fling myself bodily into the sea of sharks for your entertainment.
Not so much. :D
mousepod
04-07-2005, 09:27 AM
Conservatives swallow.
scaeagles
04-07-2005, 09:31 AM
Conservatives swallow.
Cool! Let's get this moved to "The Parking Lot".
Liberals eat my toe jam!
Cadaverous Pallor
04-07-2005, 09:34 AM
Democrats and Republicans BLOW. Eat my Libertarian shorts! :p
mousepod
04-07-2005, 09:35 AM
C'mon scaeagles... I was setting up a perfect punchline for you... of all people...
scaeagles
04-07-2005, 09:44 AM
Democrats and Republicans BLOW. Eat my Libertarian shorts! :p
Libertarians are spineless jellifish who couldn't find a legitimate non-whacked out candidate to save their lives - or their party!
scaeagles
04-07-2005, 09:47 AM
Democrats and Republicans BLOW. Eat my Libertarian shorts! :p
On a completely unrelated note, "eat my shorts" was a big thing when I was in highschool. One day a rather rotund kid said "eat my shorts" to a friend. That friend immediately responded "nobody could eat that much!". I about peed my pants.
Cadaverous Pallor
04-07-2005, 09:52 AM
Libertarians are spineless jellifish who couldn't find a legitimate non-whacked out candidate to save their lives - or their party!Dems and Reps are spineless jellyfish who go with the status quo instead of actually standing up for something!
sleepyjeff
04-07-2005, 10:08 AM
I suppose I could be a stinker and post something to the Schaivo thread :evil:
Motorboat Cruiser
04-07-2005, 10:14 AM
I think it has been pretty clear for quite some time that ALL politicans pretty much suck.
MerryPrankster
04-07-2005, 10:20 AM
Moderates suck.....and swallow! :evil:
Not Afraid
04-07-2005, 10:36 AM
Conservatives swallow.
But I'm not Conservative........:p
€uroMeinke
04-07-2005, 10:38 AM
All polictical parties suck!
Anarchists Rule! - or not ;)
Scrooge McSam
04-07-2005, 11:31 AM
So where does that leave all of us that suck, swallow AND eat?
scaeagles
04-07-2005, 11:44 AM
The OP doesn't say that only liberals suck. It doesn't say that that the only thing liberals do is suck. Therefore, simply because you suck does not make you a liberal, and if you do more than suck it does not rule you out from being a liberal.
Cadaverous Pallor
04-07-2005, 11:47 AM
The OP doesn't say that only liberals suck. It doesn't say that that the only thing liberals do is suck. Therefore, simply because you suck does not make you a liberal, and if you do more than suck it does not rule you out from being a liberal.That's far too logical for this thread! :p
Scrooge McSam
04-07-2005, 11:48 AM
Tsk tsk tsk
You missed the easy answer after I practically served it up for you.
Answer: Plenty to do on a Saturday night.
Nephythys
04-07-2005, 12:18 PM
I am so glad you guys are enjoying this. That was the point. I mean, I had to do something to entertain you mentally twisted types. ;)
Eliza Hodgkins 1812
04-07-2005, 01:00 PM
“Conservatives pain you; the Greens are damp; Democrats stain you; and Liberals cause cramp. Fascists aren’t lawful; Socialists give; Republicans smell awful; you might as well live (and let live).” – Not Quite Dorothy Parker
scaeagles
04-07-2005, 01:05 PM
That's far too logical for this thread! :p
Loved my logic courses in college. :)
lizziebith
04-07-2005, 01:51 PM
I'm damp! Mossy and under-the-rock damp! Sooo rockin' :snap: :snap:
I'm looking fondly at my toads now. Go brotha toads!
sleepyjeff
04-07-2005, 02:26 PM
“Conservatives pain you; the Greens are damp; Democrats stain you; and Liberals cause cramp. Fascists aren’t lawful; Socialists give; Republicans smell awful; you might as well live (and let live).” – Not Quite Dorothy Parker
:snap: :snap:
..now you got me smelling my armpits :blush:
Mousey Girl
04-07-2005, 11:34 PM
That poem (in its original form) got me through some tough times.
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