And I realize that I may not be able to recommend the strip club because I'm not sure I remember its name.

I want to say Gold Club, but that is also the name of the strip club three blocks from my office (that I've never been to) so don't know if I'm conflating them.

I used the world conflating in case anybody wants to try and stretch that into an innuendo.

Aaaand we're back to moving to Madison.

Inventory is low until March when it should start to pick up. The high-inventory season is March-June.

That said, we're putting our house on the market in early March. The painters come next week to glam it up a little on the inside.

I really hate the whole process of all of it.

Good luck! I hope you find the swankiest digs in town, just you being there will up the swankiness of it all!

Set the current place on fire and become itinerants. I enjoyed it when it happened to me.

Accelerants + Bic lighter + volunteer fire dept. that won't get here for at least 25 minutes + big trees all around...

Right now, that's sounds dreamy.

So it looks like I won't be relocating, but I may be starting up a job search soon. The new company will keep me around for 3 months to work through the transition and then I'll be on my own. At this point I've still have some options in the works so I'm not really worried but I'll check back in a couple months.

Houston is sad, they were fattening up a calf for your arrival.

Well, I'm glad you are not leaving LB, not just yet! I'll send good job mojo your way.

The bad thing is, no move means no hella grand fare well party.

It would have been a grand, but sad party. I'm glad the C-M's will not be moving, and wish the M guy of that equation best of deserved luck in the job search.

But, hey since the hyphenated initials of the Cone-Meinke couple are "CM," maybe it's a sign you should start the job search at Disney! :p