Dinner or salad forks with only three tines bug me. It must be four.

However, the Yankees have won 1,060 games against the Red Sox while the Red Sox have beaten the Yankees only 879 times.

It must suck to know that not only is a team is better than you this year, that they are pretty much always better than you.

Gold silverware bugs me, too.

Why do the good girls always want the bad boys?

Bent tines bug the helloutta me. :mad:

I think if Dunkin' Donuts went bankrupt, there would be mass suicides across Massachusetts.

The amount of fur a dog sheds at any given time is directly dependent upon whether or not you are out of vacuum cleaner bags.

What in God's name can be so complex about preparing a roast beef melt that a waitress/chef would panic at the mere mention of it?

Was she a vegetarian? Could be some existential conflict happening there. That, or perhaps she didn't know how to spell it.

No, it was clearly a, "That's way too hard for me to make" reaction.

New thought:
I just finally figured out how the whoel T9word thing on my cell phone works. I've tried it once or twice before and was thoroughly confused (I was still trying to press the same button multiple times to get the letter I wanted). Now that I understand it, me likes.