AH, but nobody ever said life was fair, Tina. I'm bigger and I'm faster. I will always beat you.

Oh, one more

I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt.

One of my bestest friends just acted in the stage version of 'The Women' and sent me the script for it. It's even funnier than the movie (believe it or not).

Also, sadly there's going to be a remake of 'The Women' coming soon to a theatre near you. Ugh. Uma Thurman, Annette Benning, Ashley Judd, Meg Ryan, and Sandra Bullock... I think I'm going to throw up and mail it to them.
:D

This has been in the works, so to speak, for so long, I'll worry about it when I see it actually make some headway.

Wait! Let me come to Boston and we can throw up together and mail it to them!

That does make sense the original play is funnier, they did not have the Breen Office to contend with. If only this had been a pre-code! That said, it is worth every second for the delicious and wonderful Mary Boland as the Countess. :snap:

Snowflake

The play talks about naughty things they couldn't discuss in the movie. So very awesome. One of the huge things about the play is that married Stephen Haines saw Crystal Allen after several other mistresses. (!!!) So the ending that he's going back to Mary isn't all that final, it's as if he may cheat on her again... D'oh!

Love Mary Boland!

:)

Too late. It's been done already. (As a musical, no less!)

I just can't let this thread die.... So:

"Yah, my ma's clothes all melted onto mine forming, like, this big polyester meteor in our closet, y'know? But, in some kinda weird miracle, our neighbor boy, Kenny Johanson, found my tap costume on the roof o' their trailer while he was settin' coon traps for his dad. Here's the weird part: it was still on the hanger. "